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>this general is for failed normies who think they would hate to go on a lads holiday but secretly would like to be invited
me 2bh

Please kill me lads
I don't want to live anymore.

hey guys

fuck off

if I chug down a 200ml bottle of vodka, will I get drunk?

not me
i'd love to be invited to anything and don't pretend that I wouldn't

>JF thread

probably a bit

There's something about mentioning lads holidays that really triggers people on here, really gets under their skin

I suspect the people going mad really wanted to go on one but didn't get the chance

Sad

Worst thing I've ever done was be jealous of my friend's gf. She was hot as fuck.

I set up an online dating profile for him, made it look legit, and then sent it to her anonymously. They broke up and in her time of need I was there. Banged her a few times.

I feel awful.

shat the bed last night and i still haven't cleaned it up. my room fucking stinks.

no, i'd rather not get invited because then it's awkward when you have to say no/find an excuse not to go

actually #blessed to be born in a country that isn't FUBAR

I've never wanted to go on one

bought tickets for p-money's album tour

the 'at

*puts willy in your back pocket*

I'm not sure BUT we like to drink with user because user is our ""mate"" and when we drink with user he drown's his sorrows in

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>dae ruskies are ebil xd

Why do people format their posts like this

Thoughts on this piece of literature?

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Missing out. I'm not talking a typical lads holiday, but a boys trip can be pretty fun

Me and the lads did Japan last year and it was the best time of my life. Did our fair share of drinking, but didn't go just to get fucked up

What I call "pleasantly ferschnickered" or "driving drunk"

Downloading some Rola Misaki stuff

christ
you just made me realise something
I've been invited "to go and get slashed" on Wednesday for someone's birthday and I've literally never been out before

Think it's going to go horribly wrong

>Quiet
>American
Pick one

reddit

They're fresh out of the 'ddit.

you're a proper cunt and you should feel awful
WOULD spark you out like nothing else (pic rel is me)

Ah yes, pushup bras

vomited into my sink last night and just haven't bothered to clean it up all day

Your obsession is weird desu

when did I say that?

You misunderstand. They're so rare it's worth writing a book about.

been invited on a holiday with the lads
fuck sake

you'll feel it but nowhere near drunk.

>tfw bought tickets to see bbk and jme didn't even know the event existed

ffs

tfw only have one friend you could potentially travel with and he never has the time or money

Ah yes lets talk like this
Lol great formatting
Great format
Indeed
Ah yes
LOl !

didn't understand a single word from this

ooh, nice taste my lad

fan of Ameri Ichinose myself

Yanks are quite loud though
Excellent post

mugged off
report it to fatsoma and get a refund

Cringe middle class white kid

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VERY enamoured with this girl

What went so right with this show? Perfect era full of edgy teens?

crease

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>the Queen's personal chaplain quits because the Koran is now being read inside British churches

Now if only that old dusty hag could abdicate the throne

PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN BOOK ONE GUY FROM BOY BETTER KNOW AND GET THE REST FREE

ree

It's the format people use when they don't have the ability to string together sentences.

I know mate. It was six years ago though. I was seriously messed up back then.

We had to do personality tests at work because our new boss is American and I had to be taken aside because mine resulted in BPD.

someone booked skepta for a festival and put boy better know on the flyer even though none of the other members will be attending

that's a shame, i wanted to get nice and drunk
even if I down it all in one go and don't mix it with anything?

gonna stop wanking to stop my panic attacks

>the Koran is now being read inside British churches
please tell me it isn't so

promoters think they can book one guy from BBK and get the rest free

"defender" of the faith

>he lies awake at night fantasising about what it would be like if he had superpowers and the ramifications it would have on the world if he started using them against powerful people

Creasing at these cringy middle class white kids who listen to grime and have only met 4 black people in their whole lives

you know she has nudes leaked?

idk depends on your body lid
try it or just go buy more

the storm has started lads

the promoters probably know that white kids don't actually listen to BBK and think all black people look the same.

kmt suck ya mum senpai

i believe the rest are gonna be there
skepta and frisco are confirmed

middle class black lad actually
ogz, splurge boys, and rude kid will be there as well so it'll be decent
gonna be full of bellends who only know shutdown and don't know shit about the scene though

GOOD post
too slow

ANY white person who goes to this should be shot

they don't?

delete this image mate

it's only 8 units of alcohol mate

shut down lads

would tweet this to him if I had a twitter tbg

been to plenty of grime raves and im white

usually good nights if it don't kick off on the stage

Is it weird for me (a white lad) to go to a grime concert? It's at a club in my town and there's hardly any black people here so I don't think I'll be the only one.

I'm not sure what kind of dancing to do though, do I have to make gun fingers?

really wanna shag this
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yes lads getting some vegan fried chicken

Anglos only here thanks

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nah it's fine if you actually enjoy it and aren't there for snapchat stories and pretending to be someone you aren't

this

it will be filled with middle class white kids like yourself

raves are different than going to grime raves. used to go to a few in 2008 and it was all niggers, now its full of skinny underage white girls wearing bras, tights and adasis classics while all the lads are white with snapbacks.

>if you don't wanna dance to the beat, just bop your head to the beat
just do what feels natural desu, buss a quick skank
who's booked there?

*Shotguns it*

>During a service at St Mary's Episcopal in Glasgow earlier this month to mark the feast of the Epiphany, there was a reading of a passage from the Koran which said that Jesus was not the son of God.
>A chaplain to the Queen has resigned after publicly criticising a church that allowed a Koran reading during its service.

>The Rev Gavin Ashenden, who until this week was one of the 33 special chaplains to the Queen, said the reading was “a fairly serious error” and one which he had a duty to speak out about.

>Police were called after members of the church received "hate-filled messages" from far-right extremists after the service.

went to a giggs gig once and got started on by so many black people telling me to fuck off hahaha, had one bloke on crutches trying to smack me in the face, think he got booted out

also did a cheeky bump when giggs said "half of the crowd's all snorting my charlie"

great night

don't ruin my gimmick you twat, the rorkes will cotton on

>hardly any tits
>no bum to speak of
Waste of money desu
If you're going to shag an escort you might as well go all out

just b yourself desu lads

if you enjoy something stop worrying about what other people think x

reminder to be leave in ursel

It's just AJ Tracey

>scotland

what a surprise

Goldeberg has won

arooooooooo

find it absurd how many people actually respond to you desu

they are genuine spastics

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