Ask a guy with a tiny penis anything

Ask a guy with a tiny penis anything

You haven't grown your dick why

I tried, and failed.

>not stretching
>2016

How does it feel to be on the on the average length of Sup Forums?

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disappointing

Looks like what might be an average-sized dick hidden underneath a massive pile of lard.

Cool, that's the average feeling too, for a Sup Forumstard and his family.

Dat FUPA tho

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holy sheeeeetttttttttt how do you piss?!

carefully

Here's what you do. Next time you get a boner, try your best to shove all that fat back and see how big you actually are, or would be if you weren't a lardass.

dammmnn :-DDDDDDDD do you shake it for last drip ?

this

Why does fat people have small dick?

see

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How do you square root a negative number?

By using complex numbers.

nah mate yer wrong.

Yeah but that belly fat though. If you could get rid of that you'd be 6 inches. Stop eating candy.

I'm right though. Square root of -36 is 6i, for instance.

Do you have a tiny penis?

yes

Okay, follow up question.

Is your penis tiny?

stop posting on Sup Forums and focus on your campaign, Trump

Yes, my penis is tiny.

Show us your asshole

Wtf is that

So you own a tiny penis?

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Yes I own a very small penis

Thats not your asshole mate

I have a micropenis ;-;

So your own penis is very small?

If you lost weight your penis might look respectable.

yes my own penis is very small

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Spread your ass you shitcunt

trump'll do rich guys a favor. other than that, if you vote for him and expect great change you're insane

How many times have you had sex with your tiny penis?

Like another user said, your dick might very well be an average size, but you wouldn't know it because it's buried under a mountain of fat.

I'd say you should lose weight, but at this point I think you're too far gone. Even if you did drop a few hundred pounds you'd never get rid of all the disgusting excess skin without a $30,000+ surgery.

Thank you for making me feel better about myself OP. I needed that.

6 different women

true fact

I feel like you missed a joke there

how do women react to your penis size? have you been with a woman in the first place? or are you too afraid to be seen?

most hide their disappointment well, one kinda giggled, another just said she'd just suck me off and call it a night because she had to get up early the next day

bet ya mine is smaller ;)