You have to escape, how ?

you have to escape, how ?

Dont be a pussy and grab onto the barbed wire

>cut off penis
>dry many days until it becomes leather
>make gloves
>grab barb wire
>swing to freedom

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this

>jumps into spikes
>dies
>escapes from this hell called life

omg that's actually smart

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/thread

this is new products in technology thread

wow

Everything would just collapse on you and your support beam would fall out

>Become Worm
>Eat Dirt
>???
>Profit

Not if you do it in the correct way, just alter your course depending on how the dirt reacts.

Just swing on the barbed wire nigga. Better than dying.

still better odds that making that jump or grabbing barbed wire.

and what's keeping that middle portion from falling on top of you?

This isn't minecraft bud

yo mama

nigger you aren't going to jump 16 feet to grab onto that

Jesus

the fact that we live in a tridimentional world ?

my earth worm powers

>Stupid nignog not understanding that rl is in 3D, not MSPaint

ez

Satan confirms Trips checked m8

So dig down instead of straight across you stupid faggot.

Do you have mental retardation? Can you not see that there is absolutely nothing holding that section there? Its not connected at the ends either. Its just floating there.

but the universe we live in is 3d retard.

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that isn't relevant. what a fucking retard, forgot where I was though.

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Nigga its a 2d pic
How related are your parents?

I stop laying down, stand up and walk out.

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> Remove ball sack using teeth
> streatch out ballsack into 2m x1m rectangle
> cut ballsack into triangle with teeth
> hold onto triangle ballsack with hands
> tip of triangle ballsack in ass cheeks
> incredible grip if my ass cheeks
> fly across 10m void of doom with my ballsack hand glider
> cry with pain and happiness
> be alive
> sell ballsack and story to Jew filmmaker
> be rich
> buy new ballsack

Just don't escape.

Staying in one place forever sounds like more fun than losing your hands.

saved

Can't sue when you're dead

this

Ur cheeky u no dat?

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bitch I dare you to dig that and crawl under it. You won't even be able to. Its not possible. It will collapse under you as you dig. nigger

The most likely, 2016

easy

too bad you fucking retards don't understand that none of you are jumping 16 feet to grab onto anything other than your dicks.

construct an ass copter our of the platform.

I have a big peepeen if have to jump sixteenteen to grab it

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>falling for bait

fuckin lol'd

underrated response

you keep tellin' yourself that goober

You are a clever fucker, I'll give you that

You take off the top piece of wood from the platform and balance on the support beam. You then use the top plank to block the spikes below you, and lower yourself onto it via support beam. You then dislodge the support beam and place it on the spikes in front of you. Keep alternating wood pieces one in front of the other until you've reached the other side and then use them as a ramp to get out of that pit. The end

underrated

I keked more at this than should keked

He's a worm, he's barely moving anything. The question is how the fuck does he become a worm?!

Only works if on moon

The wood would not survive the fall
if were going by proportions then the fall should be about 16 feet

how high is the platform ?

Drop body down to spikes still holding on the platform to minimize spike damage, maneuver around spikes, use grab on to the other side using spikes as extra height if possible

I think it'd just have the spikes in it a little bit... falling from 16 feet isn't going to shatter wood

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>barbed
>not razor wire

I man the fuck up, and grab the fucking barbed wire.

If it were razor wire, I would sit my ass down and weep uncontrollably.

"I'm gonna get so many replies my post is so funney"
>no one replies

you forgot the part where you mess up and fall onto the spikes and die a horrible and very painful death but you dont die instantly no it will be a slow process because you fell onto the tip of a spike which is now pressing against your anus and you desperately clench your sphincter together but all those dragon dildos left your anus loose and you can't hold it anymore and the spike pushes inside and it feels horrible but also good because the spike pressures your prostate so you get rock hard but the weight of your fat body keeps dragging you down and the spike makes its way up into your stomach and the pleasure you felt fades away and all there is left is pain, agony and suffering. and you remember the moments when you saw saving private ryan and laughed at that one dude crying for his mommy and told yourself you'd die with dignity but now youre hanging there impaled on a spike and youre crying for mom yourself but she isnt there she was never there and she isnt there now and you begin to fade away into the darkness as the spike pushes upwards through your esophagus exiting your mouthg, resembling the countless black dicks you sucked, only coming from the inside this time.

You're not wrong
personally, I would tear of pieces of the platform and use that as protection against the wire.
assuming that the platform is made of wood.

Well I suppose in this theory Yeah my stick fella dies... but this was oddly specific. Are you self projecting user? Do you need a safe space?

I just don't like sharp pointy sticks ok :(

But do love dragon dildos. All is fair in dildos and pit escape as they say.

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Well, that's an exit strategy...

/thread

kek forgot to move the arrow, oh well you get the idea

ez

There is also the chance that you may get caught in the barb wire and bleed out to death while hanging

you don't.

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user, you just turned my world upside down!

Yell real loud

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????

KeK
Nice job user

Kek

Seriously, best post in thread

No one said the spikes were a harmful materia
>Foam Spikes
Win

Sleep on the board you are positioned on. It is now your home

Faggot

Yolo

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