Help me get laid hard mode

Help me get laid hard mode.
Long story short married with 3 kids live with husband but able to talk to me if i text her.
Shes my mom friend so i call her mom also.
Inb4 incest crap

Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old sperglet.

offer her some massage for hurting muscles

You sure know alot about people behind a computer ;). Applaud to you for rating everyone as 14s when you get mad :)

Offer to give her a massage.

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you're 14, we all know it. aint hard to tell with them messages

Lmao. Interesting sitting behind a computer already stating someone is 14. People can act so badass when they are online.

hmmm... if you don´t know what and how you could tell her, to her love, let us talk about her and find a way.

I can even offer you to write to her and slowly tell her about your interesst. That way you don´t need to tell her directly ;)

What you think?

OFFER HER A MASSAGE XDDDD im 12 and what is this.

Picture

Well i wouldnt mind letting you guys talk to her bit like casinos man. Theres always that 1 chance of white knight some where ruining it

like you would do shit if I told you that you look like a 14 year old. go suck a dick already kid

I can give you a massage to help you relax.

Oh no someone stole my toilet seat wtf?!?

Mom, I have wanted to push my face into your amazing life giving vagina for years. I need it so badly. I was talking on Reddit/sex the other night asking people how to pleasure an older lady and they gave me some tips to rock your world. So what do you say?? Let a nigga hit that and I'll rub your clit with my tornado tongue XXOXOXOOOXOOXOOXOXOOXOOX (The O's are orgasms ;) )

dont listen to these jews op

tell her she should get a massage and see how she responds not "ayy bb ill give u massage ;)"

Your little boy has been bad. I need you to spank me and make sure I start flying right...and by flying right I mean pushing my peenus in your asshole while eating some fried chicken. I want it so bad mommy

Meh not like it matters how you think or what age am i. Majority of people who act hard are mostly kids but o well whos to judge when they just came out of there moms pussy. Good luck to you and keep on typing :). Ill just pretend there good messages

You wanna start via KiK or where can you and me talk... or even me and her?

Roll

I tell you what else is hurting. My throbbing knob. Come to my room and I'll stick it in you and make the milk come out. Noice

go fuck yourself cunt.
good enough?

OP is gone.

We can't really help you without a picture

I need to be inside you tonight

A naked picture is preferred.
Study related. You want the best tips, right?

can i put my face between your boobs? i always wanted to try out how it feels but i have no girls around me who i could try it on.

i'm sure it would bring me a great deal of comfort.