First time smoker

first time smoker
give me some tips

>b
kill yourself

dont

Don't start

bump

stop being a faggot and trying to fit in? you could smoke weed, you'll still look cool, but you'll actually get something out of it instead of just being a fucking bitch whenever you aren't inhaling a tube full of burning ass hairs. you'd stink less too.

stop smoking

This is better.

inhale

I've smoked for over 10 years and I regret it every day, it's fucking terrible for your health and way too expensive, you end up wasting hundreds of dollars per week.

this. its like the vaping of dip.

genreal my favourite too

>festival in my city
>11pm
>get drunk as shit by myself
>never smoke cigs
>sudden urge to buy some
>got myself somehow to store
>"cigs and lighter!"
>smoke 2 cigs
>throw the pack away
>never smoke again

Always smoke marlboro

stop, easy to start hard as shit to finish.
im having trouble getting an erection
due to my poor decision making.

This guy's got the right idea, if you're going to tobacco, don't be a fucking faggot.

>only been smoking for two years
Don't fucking start

Switch to cigars and pipe tobacco, less pollution on your lungs and 10x the nicotine content.

cigarsinternational.com
pipesandcigars.com

don't forget to clean your lungs out about once a month

Don´t start.

Trust me, i speak of experience. It is fun and cool when you are 15, then 6 years later when you smoke a pack a day and cannot stop.. not so much.

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fucking don't

Maybe you're just a closet homo?

smoke cheap light cigs

Just have some self control and keep it to 2-4 per day and you'll be fine.

Not 2 packs, 2 smokes.

Done a similar thing. But I smoked the 1 cig in one draw. Gave the packet to a friend. In Australia a packet of smokes go 25+ dollars

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Why the fuck would anyone start smoking at this point.

My nephew said in his high school, only the losers smoke, it's not like it's cool anymore.

May as well roll in dog shit, colour your teeth yellow and throw your money away.

lol it just seems to be the only
explanation, plus smoking can
cause ED

Be a real fucking man and smoke these.

Don't. Faggot.

No. Potheads are never cool

Holy shit that's gross!

This, smoke cigars or better yet, get a nice pipe and top-quality tobacco. nothing better than a pipe at the end of the day. And both cigars and pipes taste and smell better.

is that you Sam Hyde?

Try Skub instead.

Don't listen to these assholes.
Smoke Newport reds. I smoke 2 cartons a week and I roll in pussy.

Don't do it faggot

i dunno what all these pathetic faggots are crying about. i smoke and it's fine. i've been smoking for 8 years and i smoke about 30 cigarettes a week. Not that big of a deal. All these idiots who smoke a packet a day just have no self control and are pathetic lowlifes who dont have the balls to kill themselves, so they try to do it through smoking.

Smoke em if u gottem.

Göteborg Rapé!
Snus is the only way a man consumes nicotine.
Used to be a small girl back when I used to smoke. Grew a pair and I quit.

Don't. I smoked for a long time. Kills your tastebuds and then your teeth. You smell like shit to everyone who doesn't smoke. And it's laughably bad for you, yet for some reason, you don't feel it until it really fucks you up. Best fucking thing I could say is, find a better hobby. You could own a car with that money in a year. Do the math.

Don't listen to these loosers OP smoking is based. Only make sure you smoke only when you drink something (beere/coffee)..

So, it made you grow testacles, so you switched? Good move, sounds scary.

Smoking pot is great, being a pothead is the absolute worst.

>Rollin in pussy

Never listen to loosers. Whatever that is, OP.

Fairly common here in Sweden as a matter of fact. Think about that you fucking homo when browsing for our purebred Swedish females.

It's kind of social suicide in a lot of places. Unless your in an inner city area where people wake and bake every day, it's going to piss of a lot of people. More than cigarettes, amazingly.

Wasn't trying to piss you off, but okay. Don't like porn, butthurt one.

Don't. Smoking is a bit like having toddler children. For five minutes every hour, you really like holding it. The rest of the time you can't stop thinking about how it kills you.

Well you managed to. Switch page. Love porn. Live porn.

Don't do it faggot. Is hard quit.

Honestly, not my intention. Smoked for a long time. Just hoping to stop someone from falling into same trap.

>30 a week
What, only smoking at parties and shit? For 8 years? You are not a smoker, your just a faggot.

That might be suicide, so to speak. Your choice.

So do I. Only have cigarettes in my joints when out of my alternative nicotine (or how the fuck I should write it in English). Anyhow I try to avoid cigarettes as much as I can. But I need that joint.

It's hard. I can't say smoking isn't enjoyable. But it fucks up a lot of other things. I loved cigarettes. Smoked Dunn Hills, and loved those things. But it ultimately takes away from everything, as we need oxygen to function better.

Dont you retard. Waste of money, health, time. You'll smell like shit and won't be able to work out. My grandpa smoked his whole life and now he's gasping for air if he walks more than 30 steps.

don't

general mint lord reporting in

this

double dubs checkened

Hope your not mad Sweden. I was raised on wiseass. Can't help it. Stay away from it if you can op. Cancer, and death, end fun.

quit now

Gotta tell you. I've avoided a normal cigarett for about two years now. When I actually do smoke one nowadays I can only smoke about halfway at the most before I throw it away because of the taste.

+ more cancer

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stop smoking

bump

What fucking tips? if you smoke you smoke, that's it

6y of smoking,
>protip
dont

I smoked weed, cigarettes, cigars in that chronological order. And the rankings are weed>=cigars>cigarettes.
You can't really compare cigars and weed because they are both for different occasions, so one would never take the place if the other. Overall if you want something in your mouth that you can suck on a daily basis and be a functional member of society I suggest dicks or cigars.

Niggers r black

I love smoking as a vice, man it'll kill me one day but fuck it, only got one life, don't smoke more than 4 a day real unless I'm smoking weed

But I've quit weed now for career prospects

+you're mom