Holy shit Sup Forums look what OP got today!

Holy shit Sup Forums look what OP got today!

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gtomegaracing.com/gt-omega-master-xl-racing-office-chair-black-leather
wolframalpha.com/input/?i=25 = 703 * (275/x^2)
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a bigass box. like that episode where they get the tv to play in the box and squidward gets the tv

Boxes are awesome.

I like boxes.

money shot!

What's inside ?

If dubs, cum on it and lick it

rolling for dubs

AHAHAHAH 404 404 404

Dubs pls

dragon dildo incomming

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dragon dildos?

win

office chair
boring

shit-tier gaming chair
>sage

/Thread.

It's just a shitty, boring office chair for autists. Nothing to see here.

gtomegaracing.com/gt-omega-master-xl-racing-office-chair-black-leather

god damn! will that chair support your fat ass?

Topkek that chair looks fucking retarded.

We got a big boy over here

Why does that have racing in the name

I'm happy for you, OP. Brows on, Sup Forumsro.

Yes I'm around 340lbs chair appears to hold fine for a land whale my size.

that pic

>when you think you are gamer because you bought a racing chair.

this could be new meme

When you buy a chair and it's comfy and the poorfags are jelly on Sup Forums because they can't afford anything other than ramen noodles.

me too

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perfect

le chair guy.

nice chair

Don't listen to him OP, you're tall, you're in the lucky 10%. That more than makes up for being overweight.

Dude, it's a $200 chair, my haircut costs more than that...

Thanks, brah.

>short for "I have poor taste" and comparing gaming with racing makes me feel less depressed about my life

I think i lived with you do you do foster care?

HE'S TEN POUNDS OVER THE WEIGHT LIMIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hi mod

Your failure won't go unseen

Fuck he's a fucking ugly fat cunt.

user for fuck sake just stop eating so much its literally killing you and ruining the quality of your life. Don't lie and tell us that you're happy. Carbs are killing you. Start a keto diet. What you weigh is 80% diet 20% exercise. Start this now.

>moralist whiteknight sjw retards of 2016 actually vouch for this.

he's not lucky. he's just a pathetic lazy fat fuck and you should kill yourself.

You realize you can delete messages here, right newfriend?

like us, bro

Holy fuck op, please kill yourself

Looks sweet, I could do with one - how much?

Just becase everyone else is stupid don't mine I am.
>implying I can't use 2 different devices on 2 different IP's
>$200+ on a haircut fucking idiot trying to impress people like it matters what your hair looks like.

np

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OP

I'm no moral fag, fat shaming is funny to me a lot of the time. I just think OP is alright as abig polar bear type. It's not like hes some short fat, stumpy, sad guy.

> don't mine I am

Didn't spend $2500+ on Elmosoft HÅG Credo.

*tsktsktsktsk*

My doctor told me an ideal weight for my height is 275 so I'm not that over weight it's at least 100 degrees outside so I'm waiting to maybe October or so to start doing a mile walk every morning,

Is it a big box of dildos?

>Sup Forums is poor faggots
Has Walmart desk in room with partially painted walls and bedsheet drapery. I'm guessing you have bad credit.

wtf is this cable desaster on your place, Sup Forumsro? looks like power lines for dragon dildo

LOL you have a retarded or fat doctor, there is no height where 275 is ideal

unless you're about 8 1/2 feet

if you cannot use the chair for sitting, you could fap three times a day to it

LOL OP IS SO BUTT BLASTED ABOUT BEING TOO FAT FOR HIS AUTISM CHAIR

Are you 9' tall? Your doctor is full of shit.

He's probably just perma sobbing at an autistic doc who really has no idea what to do with him so he's just like "Well if you just start with trimming down a little, I mean you're not a dead man yet you're just a bit overweight. Like 70 pounds to start with would be good plsdontcri"

Actually, 275 would be the top range of normal for someone that is 7'4". OP is clearly 7'4" like most Americans.

How tall are you, OP?

for this price you should kill your seller immediately. This is horrible, I've got the same for 1600 €

>an ideal weight
for an ideal fucktard like user
sure

>My doctor told me an ideal weight for my height is 275
this needs to be a lie/joke... holy shit

You're literally the personification of cringe. Fuck off Sup Forums. Fat nerd.

AYYYYE cool, cause I got it for $50 at a yardsale, thanks for letting me know how much i should sell it for.

>Carbs are killing you
Dyel fucktard, you need carbs to recover your muscles, it's the wrong carbs (fast food, sweets) that make you ded

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>275 pounds
>Ideal weight

Sure thing buddy,
lets see how that works out for ya.

Lets be generous and say that ideal bmi is 25,
So:

25 = 703 * (275/x^2)
wolframalpha.com/input/?i=25 = 703 * (275/x^2)

Which according to wolframalpha is:
87,93 or 88 inches tall.

So you're 7 foot 3 are ya? And that's being generous

My bmi is about 25.5 because I'm jacked as fuck
feelsgreatman
>Back to /fit/

>wrong carbs
How many kinds of carbs are there?

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>keto diet

And work yourself to an early grave. Humans aren't carnivores, fucktard. Our preferred fuel source is whole foods containing carbs.

This would be better for you, OP.

look what i got!


wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

is it bad that I was actually surprised and happy to see a box opening thread compared to the SHIT that has been on Sup Forums for the past 10 years?