>>Met a really cute girl last night. Dubs decide what I send
>Met a really cute girl last night. Dubs decide what I send
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if you would send me a picture of your shit tonight,
I wanna slice you open and stuff you with bread
You can pegme anytime hun
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Rerolling for this
I'm not gonna lie, this is totally me
yes yes
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Rerolllllllllllllll
Can you fuck my dog?
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is ur cunt big
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Rollo
Rerollin'
Sometimes I like to dress my dog up in my sisters clothes and fuck it, does this make my dog a role player?
Come on kek
Winrar
Winner!
Are you interested in Fart Juggling?
Winrar
Go to bed with me.
Win
DEWWW EEEET
Kek
if i could eat your ass for breakfast...
Rolio
Also, winrar
girl you're damn fine, i'd love to kiss you
Dubs
thats magic right there
Witnessed
Kek
Wubba lubba dub dubs
Okay...
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kek
i have peach schnapps and a handful of antidepressants, you wanna get Turnt?
rollerino
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WINZIP!!
My name is Doctor Dre,i run a record label
rowell
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You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
Rol
Did u get a reply OP?
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Rolling
fucking brutal, reroll
You're killing me...
this pls
Rollin
>ITT: no one knows that Angela Moss is a character from Mr. Robot
I just really like, and I hope you like me. Because I felt we really connected last night..
just kidding. I just remembered how beautiful you are and that fucked up my brain.
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Haha OP here, that is just the biggest coincidence. That's why I kept talking to her
I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
winrar
You're just jealous cause you're not making mad bank being a chemical engineer like me. I'll be improving society while you'll be reading your pretentious books pleb
Oh, Sorry that's my friend fucking wih me.
Not literally, I don't have the same relationship with him as with my dog
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WINRARRR
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Rolling for this
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I'm coming to get you for my sex dungeon, I need a fresh cum puppet. The rest are ruined. Don't take it personally when I arrive and snatch you
tits or gtfo!
Got any cute friends? I'm looking for someone attractive enough to be my fuck toy. I figured you're probably the ugly one, so...
Reeee
It's fine, but we need to spice things up. Fishing for pics
Winner winner chicken dinner
WINRAR
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Listen up, whore. You're sending me a picture of your tits. Now.
take a picture of your next shit and send it to me. High res, please.
negros lengua mi ano
Fuck u (:
WINRARRRRR
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WINNAR
Hitler did nothing wrong. Fuck the jew niggers
WINRAR
You're ruing it for me XD
Reee
I'm sorry, I have severe autism, which makes me post random shit. Basically I just want your cock. My house, 8pm?
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Sorry horny af right now, help plox ? XDXD
Well, please, do it for me. I really like you
Reroll.
>XD
No.
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Win. Fucking. RAR