>Met a really cute girl last night. Dubs decide what I send

>>Met a really cute girl last night. Dubs decide what I send

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if you would send me a picture of your shit tonight,

I wanna slice you open and stuff you with bread

You can pegme anytime hun

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Rerolling for this

I'm not gonna lie, this is totally me

yes yes

Roll of dubs

Rerolllllllllllllll

Can you fuck my dog?

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is ur cunt big

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Rollo

Rerollin'

Sometimes I like to dress my dog up in my sisters clothes and fuck it, does this make my dog a role player?

Come on kek

Winrar

Winner!

Are you interested in Fart Juggling?

Winrar

Go to bed with me.

Win

DEWWW EEEET

Kek

if i could eat your ass for breakfast...

Rolio

Also, winrar

girl you're damn fine, i'd love to kiss you

Dubs

thats magic right there

Witnessed

Kek

Wubba lubba dub dubs

Okay...

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kek

i have peach schnapps and a handful of antidepressants, you wanna get Turnt?

rollerino

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My name is Doctor Dre,i run a record label

rowell

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You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.

Rol

Did u get a reply OP?

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Rolling

fucking brutal, reroll

You're killing me...

this pls

Rollin

>ITT: no one knows that Angela Moss is a character from Mr. Robot

I just really like, and I hope you like me. Because I felt we really connected last night..

just kidding. I just remembered how beautiful you are and that fucked up my brain.

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Haha OP here, that is just the biggest coincidence. That's why I kept talking to her

I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

winrar

You're just jealous cause you're not making mad bank being a chemical engineer like me. I'll be improving society while you'll be reading your pretentious books pleb

Oh, Sorry that's my friend fucking wih me.
Not literally, I don't have the same relationship with him as with my dog

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Rolling for this

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I'm coming to get you for my sex dungeon, I need a fresh cum puppet. The rest are ruined. Don't take it personally when I arrive and snatch you

tits or gtfo!

Got any cute friends? I'm looking for someone attractive enough to be my fuck toy. I figured you're probably the ugly one, so...

Reeee

It's fine, but we need to spice things up. Fishing for pics

Winner winner chicken dinner

WINRAR

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Listen up, whore. You're sending me a picture of your tits. Now.

take a picture of your next shit and send it to me. High res, please.

negros lengua mi ano

Fuck u (:

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lol

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Hitler did nothing wrong. Fuck the jew niggers

WINRAR

You're ruing it for me XD

Reee

I'm sorry, I have severe autism, which makes me post random shit. Basically I just want your cock. My house, 8pm?

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Sorry horny af right now, help plox ? XDXD

Well, please, do it for me. I really like you

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>XD
No.

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Win. Fucking. RAR