Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.


Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, POMF!

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Claiming Felix

no voice for you to scream help :^)
chuuns get obligatory pomf
lel xD what a saikopath xD dess~

HEre

You why don't you respond to messages anymore? the fuck, is nuka cola that good?

Claimed

Good choice, catto is a best

Saber claim
Here's the bottomline of the issue Esdeath. You expressed your opinions and actions of your life on the internet. Now this wouldn't be an issue if you could JUST ACCEPT CRITICISM! The world isn't just going to accept that kind of behavior because the majority of people's morality IS HEAVILY AGAINST YOURS! If you can't take the judgement you brought ON YOURSELF you shouldn't be here. Period.
Less hope than trips guy

Not really lurking. Just either distracted or at work.

mandatory cc claim

ah ok,
yea i listen to music to listen to music, i try to listen to as much as i can so i can recognise whats "good" and whats "bad"
though a 6 y/o would say its all good because they don't know any different.

i knew a few people in spain, less than german and italy.
i'll get through it, i have for the past few years

>gotta go off in a min to get some sleep before the flight.
>i cant sleep on planes so i sleep before

youtube.com/watch?v=b3vJ5XyjGa8

Felix is a cute

Alright you filthy disgusting weeaboos, take your semen filled body pillows and suffocate yourselves with them

Oh well thanks man youre the real g

>best fox claim

why do you bother posting if you're at work?

Miho claimed

Mood can make you get sick. We have alot of leaks and part of the back room ceiling feel in. I can Also smell something over there. So 9/10 its that.

Fuck off.

Calamity-masu'd
(Tsun Yun or You Know because I didn't pay attention)
They're gonna come in, and there were some other options but I didn't want to spend much
>all I know is that I can get some pretty valuable EX Full Arts

youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw

i don't have a body pillow
what do?

oh hi shino how are you?

I dont like criticism I guess ill never be happy or able to express myself

Would you hold me if I'm empty
Would you care if I was lost
Would you love me if I'm guilty
No matter for what cause
Would you use your knife against me
Would you cut me just to see
If I would go to heaven
Or if Hell is home for me
So welcome to my freakshow,
This is who I am
A part of me is empty,
In emptiness I stand
Nah

Slice your head off with those Anime CDs.

But there is still some.

>TFW just barely missed

No anime cds either

Moogster

I havent had time to see the show sadly, all i know is that felix is a cute. What is it about?

Hello young man

come into the stream.

...I'm more concerned with your sudden loss of how to form a coherent sentence. Are you ok?
Am i allowed to help roll?

>Felix is a boy

Hello man of swords. How're you today?
Hey.

Best gurl is in the bread

>Ferris is a boy

...

korbo

She's been in the thread

Spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers
All of re zero is now ruined

I really dont know....

NEET named Natsuki Subaru is teleported to a different world, he can die, but only he remembers everything from what happened, he calls it "return by death". There are things, like checkpoints if you will, that will make him spawn somewhere else. First place he respawns is in front of a shop, next place is a mansion, and so on so forth.

It's pretty good, but some of the shit Subaru does is pretty cringy.

If you're gonna watch it, watch it for Rem

R u ok dude u seem to have lost a few brain cells

Japs say it like that because they can't pronounce Felix you tard

Hello mittens Shiro.

It's Ferris. Get with it.

I'd much rather watch it for Felix
Is this >Implying what I think it is?
Because I think it is implying that Galil is NOT best girl, which is simply preposterous.
Stop posting such lewd pics Felix!

Rin's mine

meanie
its canonically ferris
>pomfs the bote
mugster
This.
Mugi is best grill

That's a good image, I've always wondered why she has a box of peach juice on her head though. How are you today?

I tend to lurk more at work.
Though I post during the quiet times and when I get on break.

Preposterous is even conjuring the idea that Holo has an equal or a superior

Cool fam, I'm still gonna call him Felix

You're gonna be waiting until about episode 12 i think

See above

Good, just been doing some grinding in a few games today so its been slow. You?

So its not a game world, just a world with respawn mechanics? It sounds pretty rad.
Thats what ive heard. 2 people told me rem is a cute and to do it for the rem

I have been had, i thought you were my mugi.
Hows life treating you?

>pomfs the eyebrows

Nope.

>

...

Only respawn mechanics for Subaru

If you watch it you'd probably understand it better

Its whorebocaust you cunt

If you want to lighten the load off yourself, yes.

Ferris-nyannyan
Big b0ss got dem trips

I'm fine, just got back from school. I think I'm going to listen to Paul's Boutique today.

Part of a joke from the VN. She runs out of hands, and there's ants getting on her juice, so protagonist places it on her head, and she seems pleased by this.
Can't say i do, but it seems to be something you want.

If this post ends in a 6, you must admit that your Waifu is silly and wears panties on her head.

?

Nice, nice. Would playing a VN be cheating on your waifu? Because I kinda want to play Rewrite.

>Isn't a gun
Immediately inferior, sorry.She's pretty top tier though
Fugg, really?
Why can't the cutest boi be in earlier?
The respawn must be powered by love, because Love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
Felix
Galil may be silly, but she does no such thing!

>where the hell is Homura
My waifu is silly and occasionally wears pa ties on her head.

FUCK BOY? U FUCK BOY? U LIKE TO FUCK BOI?

thats a nice picture. Why do you always complement a picture before criticizing it?
but i'm not gonna wait til episode 12
>trips rolled
>you successfully pomf the eyebrows
let me pomf you again~

i wanna lighten my load onto you~
can i pomf the cute bote?
my waifu is(n't) silly and I wears Mihos pantsu on her head
those are the moogs pantsu!

Nah.
It's only cheating if you fall for someone.

...

I embrace it.

AK74/Sig? Is that you?
10/10

OK, you're right.
Galil steals other girls' panties and wears them on her head.
Homura had paused time to steal Esdeath's panties. It didn't work so well, and she was knocked into next week.
Good job.
That's a good Kyoko.

Close enough.

No, they're Mizore's panties.

He's in another episode earlier on, but only for about a minute or so in total

And I honestly thought people were talking about the car company before i even heard someone say rezero because they were just saying Subaru with no context other than is stupid

Gotcha, ill have to catch up soon then
How has your day been today?

Rad, what year are you in?
Sounds good. I listened to that one album you left me with and it was pretty good. A bit slow for me, but good.

>pomfs the elitist
its akiko you newfag
mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them

I mean, it doest exacly have to be that, there are kther jobs available for it.

Nope
Nah. If anything Homu just wears Madokas panties on her head.

>mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them
Next level stalking, I like it.

>not realising the squiggle is cursive

My day has been good, but the almost hour long bus ride home I just had was not fun at all

The squiggle says "mugen"

That's what I was going to go with, but it seemed too predictable.

Not sure i follow what you meant there.
If you want me to roll for you though...

Its the only real answer though.

Stupid fucking ani mays

You don't say.

Because I didn't find anything not enjoyable about the image, I had nothing critique about it.
Okay.
You up to anything today?
Sophmore in high school.
Which album? I recommended Barter 6 and Trap Lord if I remember correctly.

I got that friendos, i meant it as it kinda takes away from the art to me

Thats good, is the bus ride always an hour to get home or was it just delayed today

That pic looks exactly like Sig
I miss him.
>Hello darkness my old friend

claimed

I remember them, there was one later on after we got to different genres, it was one you said changes some perspectives for you i think?
Did you get around to acid rap?

kys

It's normally about half an hour to 40 minutes long

...

Uh, yea I'm not too sure. What album was it?
I did not.

Freedom Gun claimed

Nope, not really. You?

>/waifu/, Upotte General

That doesnt seem to unreasonable. Why do you go so far out? For school or a job?

I didnt save it anywhere either so i cant bring it up. Oh well
I feel you, i have been slacking lately too. Whats the plan for the night?

Galil is jew gun, no offence

Well 16 is a perv and can't work for very long.
And I love Galil, no matter her nationality or religion.

I'm not too sure. Maybe some music.
Not much, maybe listen to some albums on my backlog. How about you?
Damn that filename.

For school

I'm a senior this year

I go to another town, because all this one has is an elementary school because it's so damn small


The town I live in is also basically dead as fuck because no one ever goes outside anymore