If your country has never had one of it's citizens go into space...

If your country has never had one of it's citizens go into space, you are literally a worthless non-country that will be left behind when mankind ascends to the heavens.

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Automatically assumed I belong to a non country... This is a nice thread

Why isn't Czech republic blue ?

Based Tim Peake. I know we've had people in space before, but he's my favourite.

"In 1993, Czechoslovakia dissolved and was replaced by the Czech Republic and Slovakia."

Yell at Wikipedia about it.

fuck off jamal.

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Based Marcos Pontes.

Too bad he got fat as fuck after that.

Paint Georgia blue uneducated burger

Here is ours

Even a mongol has been to space.
Why live.

anzu shall be first türk in space

There was talk about a joint US-China shuttle mission in the 90s but it never got anywhere. China had to eventually build their own little space station because they're banned from the ISS.

We had multiple guys in space.

Our latest one was Andre Kuipers. He said you often just use wipes to shower in space, but here he used water lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=0MbNJBZRVFk

>notintospacetugal

Based Pedro Duque was literally my boss, I worked at his company some years ago.

>Cuba, Mexico and Spain
At least the three best Spanish speaking countries when it comes to culture are spared.

That one Cuban to go in space was a nigger.

Why did they got banned?

So what? The US is also going into space that boat is sailed.

I sometimes see this dude walking in the halls of my faculty, I guess he teaches here, dunno.

Tried to turn their sector into a rice farm

We didn't put a nigger into space until after the Russians did.

thejokeyourhead.jpg

What is better about him than the other bong astronauts?

Brazilians were the first to go into space

This

>Afghanistan has been to space
>Australia has not

At least we don't have to worry about bogans on Mars

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_G._Gregory

>Gregory was born in Lockport, New York into an Albanian American family.

>Born in New York

He's American. If we get >muh heritage every time an American states their ethnicity, then you don't get to claim responsibility for the achievements of Americans.

Touche

Portugal will have its own space agency.
theportugalnews.com/news/portugal-plans-national-space-agency/40346

We want to be the first to colonize a planet of course

Andy Thomas g.co/kgs/RiOipW

Americans colonzied the new world first

stole shit

>only Jew in space
>got turned to ash
Cosmic...

they tried to bring dried bird tongue, deep fried spider penis and other chinese delicacies on board

>a fucking syrian has been to space
>no portugese, irish, norwegians, finns, australians, or new zealanders have ever been to space

And this disappoints me.
Fucking australia always worrying about the fucking boats and china trade. We have rhe universe at our finger tips why the fuck haven't we tried to get to space. Really

>Because "China's efforts to use its space program to transform itself into a military, economic, and technological power may come at the expense of U.S. leadership and has serious implications for U.S. interests."

>finns
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Kopra
He is finnish american tho.

Who gives a shit? The international space station shouldn't be used to secure Americas positions on earth.

Oh look, it's the CCP spambot with a Sri Lanka proxy again.

there are no malvinas in space

why poland is blue? poland can't in space

Are you sure about that comrade?

>terrantothecoretugal

>user finally revealed himself as a South Korean with a Japanese proxy

I always knew it we have ties with vietnamese.

Based Cuba

>Brazil only South American country in space
Indio sudacas BTFO