Who /curveddick/ here?

Who /curveddick/ here?

reminds me of a besier curve but not sure if thats whats being used for the curve here. what you think anons?

Me

but im not sad cause it's big

Mine curves upwards. Is that bad?

Mine

Same, user.

Yeah mine curves to the left.

kys

mine curves up bc peyronies. used to be dead straight but it's not too bad. could have been a whole lot worse.
>worse attached!

We all got a little bit of curved weird looking penis its rare to have a perfectly smooth straight (circumsized of course) penis

Thats not only curved but twisted wtf happened bro you put that in a blender full of water and turn it on liquify

yeah, bends up a bit.
Never had a problem with it though.

Is this considered a bad curve?

Guys, do you think having a curvy penis is related to genetics, masturbation or the way you place your dick in pants/boxershorts?

Dunno, man. I have worn very tight underwear for much of my life, so I suspect my downwards curve is due to that.

Wassup, my dick curves downwards and its depressing af. Thought about getting one of those dick extenders just to hold my dick in a straight line to fix it. Any user's have experience with those things?

Mine looks like it's been twisted at an 80 degree angle.

2nd for traumas and 3rd for habits imho.
he took the same little curve as I keep it in my pants.

/curveddick/ checking in
Makes me extremely self-conscious
sucks

It's fucking upside down for some reason rip

got a left curve....but it adds girth. All about torque bro.

curve brings my average dick up a notch

slight bit

Downward curve slightly to the left,

reporting in

think everybodys dick curves doesnt it ?

looks like it'd be fun and easy to deepthroat though

Yo, I have a curve

>post thread asking who else has a curved dick
>get a bunch of faggots posting photos of their dicks

I didn't ask for this.

Dude wtf. How old are you?

18, shaved my balls the other day

Hello fellow anons
I am totally just an average citizen with no curve dick
Don't mind me just LURKING in this thread
LOL

Only time will tell

That's just the right amount of curve for easy deep-throating. If you'll allow me to demonstrate...

kek that pencil dick

Thanks? I assume you're a dude so no, I'm good.
been self conscious about the thickness but oh well, the curve makes it hard to stick in holes.

I got a noice curve goin

Slight curve here, it's a little odd I guess

>dude so no
Well, sounds like you're getting a lot from the ladies then. I'm not surprised.

You should've posted a pic of it instead of that monstrosity.

Just curious, you right-handed?

I am.

Flattering that you think that, I still have my V card. I guess I should have clarified that holes I mean like toilet paper rolls and stuff like that. When you are bored and alone you do stupid shit, ok?

Interesting. I have by no means gathered sufficient evidence, but I had a hypothesis that righties curve left and lefties curve right as a result of the mechanics of masturbation. You just blew that theory out of the water though. Or perhaps you prefer "the stranger".

That is a pic of it. Lol

Stupid shit like get a blowjob from a dude? I mean, why choose "no-head" over "no-head". You're missing out on life, man.

Oh... well this is awkward.

Why would you think they'd curve opposite to hand preference, when they are tugging towards the preferred hand's side?
Honestly I always thought the curve is due to underwear.

mine :(

Damn auto correct. Supposed to say ,"no-head over bro-head".

"Monstrosity" In which way did you mean that? Lol

Okay only once, but I'll probably need to be blindfolded.

Your dick looks like it's been dragged through salt, do the math.

With the grip of the fingers versus the padding of the palm, it ends up putting forces on the shaft similar to when you run a fingernail down a piece of ribbon.

Lol Whatever you say.

this is how they framed Michael Jackson.

What? How?

Well because if I wanted to get off Id rather do it by hand and get it over with. Actually having sex with someone I have feeling for is more up my alley (as gay as that sounds)
Fuck off dude

Helps to watch a blowjob pornograph while the guy gulps your shaft.

Pretty disgusting

Kill yourself degenerate

all a person needs to frame you for a a sex crime is a description of your penis.

But I'm not into guys, that's why blindfolded, but I guess in I'm teased up on porns then blindfolded and sucked off by a guy I won't even be mad.

god fucking kill yourself

Average-sized downward-bent reporting in

No, I wanna talk about me getting blowjobs

That makes sense, thanks for that

I already gave my awnser here Keep being a degenerate, I'm out

>sex with feeling
You don't belong here.

I will not. Now what u gonna do?

Straight as an arrow

Yupp

>American anatomy diagrams don't show the foreskin

cucked as

I shall call you Ashy Larry.

This is what you get for posting a pic of your dick on your first time on Sup Forums. You've learned something today.

Hard to say. I did some scientific tugs, and I do notice that my hand seems to move left as I bring my arm upwards. This could indeed be a defining factor in the curve of my schlong.

I suggest we draft up a formal paper and get funding for this research.

Mine snakes around lmao. It's pretty big though so I don't care

Yeah, looks like a gut-wrecker.

The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the booty on the cutie

it must be slightly uncomfortable to be fucked by you

Photos with cum anyone?

>is in a dick pic thread
>on Sup Forums
>calling folks degenerates

View good from that glass house?

Haven't had any complaints. Just takes a while to get started. That being said I've never made a girl cum with my dick alone... Probably because I suck at sex

>the Jews are the cucked ones

Keep believing that, Goldstein.

I actually thing it would do good things to a vagina... and a butt. I only have one of those organs though, so I'm guessing.

goddamn look at those thighs, very nice

Probably would feel good if I wasn't autistic and knew what I was doing