>good old fashioned greentext tread
>pics or typed
Good old fashioned greentext tread
Dominic Russell
Zachary Rogers
bump
Elijah Brooks
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Justin Miller
>be me
>look at Sup Forums, in search of keks
>find your thread
>think, "maybe i won't kill myself today. you are not the biggest faggot in the world."
get it, because you're the biggest faggot that ever was.
Jace Wilson
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Gavin Collins
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David Lewis
Op here, whatever helps you sleep at night, user
Eli Ortiz
>be 6 year old me
>standing by a couch or something
>think to myself for no reason "I'll remember this moment"
>still do
Oliver Fisher
Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this?
God, I'm fucking losing it...
Eli Hughes
=)
Aaron Williams
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Nolan Carter
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Noah Hernandez
worst is i can understand what hes trying to say
Landon Flores
What is he saying?
Alexander Garcia
Hello?
Jaxon Campbell
his mum and dad went to the bathing house hes working at after its closed because they thought their son was cool, they brought a friend to which he refers as "slow girl" (probably mentally retarded)
he'd like to have more tits & ass, so he organizes something so she can work with him.
it should be noted at this point that this retard is just horny all the time and even checks out his own parents (mum AND dad) genitals.
so she starts working at the bathhouse too-
some time later they also have to clean the sauna and he tells her that they have to take their clothes off inside the sauna as not to get them all sweaty.
now he becomes erect every single time they clean the sauna, he wants to stop but cant.
last sentence: this kinda looks like her, but its not her in person
Jace Hughes
No
Kayden Nguyen
the tard whisperer
Jackson Bennett
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Aiden Hernandez
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Asher Ramirez
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Parker Scott
Be me
>Election night
>Sudden overwhelming crave for nuggies
>Be in mcnuggies line mmm nuggie smell
>Glance over at wall TV
>Plzgodno.jpg
>Hilary is the projected winner
>Earth begins to rumble
>TV suddenly switches to Spanish
>Mexicans, Mexicans everywhere
>They pour in at lightning fast border patrol escaping speed
>Crammed in, can barely move, can barely breathe
>"user your nuggies are ready"
>Suddenly feel my strength return
>Force my way through the crowd, the scent of nuggies guiding me through the unemployed mass
>Use every ounce of my strength to reach the counter-
>"Due to concerns about climate change this institution can no longer serve nuggies"
>Allhopeislost.png
>Feel what little remains of my strength fade as I begin to fall
>This is it I'm seeing the light, a bright golden light
>But wait
>GGGEEETTTTTTT EEEMMMMMMM OOOOUUUTTTTAAAAAA HHEEEERRRREEEEEE
>The mexicans cower in fear at the sound of his mighty voice
> YYOUUU CAN'TT HAVE A COUNTRYY WITHOUT BORDERRRRSSSSSSS
>Trump bellows as he begins deporting the mass at a speed enjoyed only by the private sector
>Just as hope is restored a sneaky illegal blindsides me
>Braindamage.jpg
>Suddenly I feel soothing black hands on my scalp
>"I was waiting for someone to wake me up haha" as he laughs at his own joke
>Instantly healed by VP Ben Carson
>Look up and see America has been restored
>Trump approaches me "are you ready to make America great again"
>I humbly pull down my political correctness and prepare for his gift
>Suddenly I begin to win
>I begin to win so much it hurts, but I do it for Trump
>I feel my wallet fill with the force of the greatest jobs President God ever created
>Trump is love
>Trump the almighty
>Make America Great Again
Jeremiah Nelson
this is good
im just bumpimg
Robert Miller
oh nice.
i thought it would end up with him rescuing her from the gutter and her just fucking the first chad that comes along in her new company.
Gavin Ross
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Julian Gutierrez
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Carter Reed
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Thomas Morgan
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Henry Perez
>Be 13
>Try to finger butthole after seeing porn of it
>Tight virgin anus hard to get into, eventually push in a whole index finger
>Feels weird, not sure if I like it or not
>Proceed to wiggle it around and get it covered in shit
>Mother knocks on door
>Panic and rip shitfinger from butthole, try to throw covers over myself, hand slips off the sheet
>Shitfinger smacks my forehead at mach 10 speed
>Mom walks in to see her stunned child with shit on his forhead, completely naked
>The fear of the situation boils from my brain down to my bowels, and I let rip a fart to rival a Viking warhorn
>"...user, do you still want tacos for dinner?"
"S-sure..."
Gavin Carter
dont die on me
Ian Barnes
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Hudson Foster
Fuck me, i wish i still believed in a world like that. For a moment i felt, and it was good. Fukken saved
Sebastian Miller
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Henry Carter
Jesus Christ, how horrifying
Anthony Wright
that story is insane, probably true and will give me weird ass nightmares.
but holy damn hell, [email protected]
LOL