Why are the Winter Olympics so much better?

Why are the Winter Olympics so much better?

more comfy

because it's 44 different ways to slide across ice, and sliding is fun

>ski short distance
>ski long distance
>ski over jump
>ski in halfpipe
>ski long distance and shoot gun
>ski short distance and shoot gun
>ski with one fat ski attached to both feet in the same events as above
wow so much better xD

curling

>muh arbitrary subjectiveness

At least there's some variety there, better than
>Swimming
>Swimming on your back
>Swimming for a bit longer

No niggers. Whites only.

speed skating desu

It's really not. It's quite boring.
>sit in a sled and slide down competition
>4 people sit in a sled and slide down competition
>sit on your belly and slide down competition

Semen slurping sport festival you have there.

Because in the winter I can cozy up in my bed and watch sports.

Summer I'm sweating my ass off in my boxers watching people swim.

Most athletes are clothed and i dont have to feel disgusted in comparison to my flabby body

>boring

fpbp

The hockey probably the best sport to watch out of anything out of both summer and winter

Bring on the curling cuties

Because most of the sports are inherently fun and exciting

HAAAAAAAAAARD

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No third world countries

One thing that makes olympic ice hockey great is that all the greatest players are there unlike in olympic soccer with their retarded age and club rules.

Too bad NHL and the kike in charge is doing his best to ruin olympic ice hockey.

More irrelevant than Mexico.

cuz there isn't about a million events in the same category(swimming)

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Name a single winter olympics athlete that has even one quarter of the popularity or fame of a Phelps or Bolt

because they aren't and you're a butthurt inferior whitey

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Deathslides

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i luld

Sidney Crosby

literally who

shaun white

literally who

because its sports for all the 2nd tier atheletes who didn't sucessfully do well at sports the rest of the world enjoys.

>soccer
>basketball
>rugby
etc

It's stacked with skiing events.
They need to take all the skiing out, just like swimming.

>if i pretend not to know anyone, they can't prove me wrong!!

Sup Forumsympics

Lindsey Vonn
Brian Boitono
Sidney Crosby

LOOOOL

sochi was really good 2bh

because it has nothing besides hockey while summer olympics have nothing

>Forgetting Shani Davis

>ctrl + f curling
>only TWO results

I am disappoint. Get your shit together. Curling is the comfyest shit ever.

literally who

great post

>skiing and shooting

What a great sport.

>no brazilians
That's the key

lliterally who is a phelps and who is a bolt

>he doesn't know who lindsey vonn is

Get a load of this faggot

curling

Binlan :DDDDDD

That ski jump guy from the Wide World of Sports who got rekt every week

>pretend

Because the Americans are shit at the relevant sports.

I miss Picabo Street
THICC

Events are more interesting.

Curling. Literally the only entertaining Olympic sport.

And here's a list of the relevant winter olympics sports

1. Hockey
2. Cross country skiing
3. Biathlon
4. Curling

>It's quite boring.
>sit in a sled and slide down competition
I see you don't remember that guy that died on the luge in 2010.

Apollo Anton Ohno

>popularity among plebs determines superiority
too murrican post

they're faster

Death is not exciting. It's sad.

>Olympics
>winter
Pick one

Winter Olympics are maximum qt-posting.

>Brian Boitono

I honestly only know him because of the South Park movie. Even then, I don't actually 'know' him, other than he was a skater.

Winter Olympics is shit trier and gives an incredibly unfair advantage to countries that get lots of snow and ice.

Do you think your average Brit, American or Australian can say "Alri love I'm just popping down the local bobsled track for practise"?

Meanwhile you can practise every Summer Olympic event no matter what country you live in.

damn

>Running for a short distance
>Running for a long distance
>Running and jumping forwards
>Running and jumping upwards
>Running and jumping upwards with a stick
>Running over some obstacles
WOW so much variety

The only thing that matter is curling. For some reason I love watching that shit. Not only for the cuties but I enjoy the strategy and stuff. Best thing in winter olympics.

Yea.

did you say curling qts?

>Meanwhile you can practise every Summer Olympic event no matter what country you live in.

how is mali going to do yachting?

Still miss Gold Lena :"(

the ice hockey tournament alone is better than all of Rio so far

no one really gives a fuck about yachting though same as winter olympics, it's the most base sports like lifting, running, jumping, swimming, shit everyone can do that gets attention

On lakes?

Curling MILFs?

>already 6 years

wow

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michael schumacher

the qts are qter

Magdalena Neuner
Noriaki Kasai
Ole Einar Bjoerndalen
Petter Northug

Back the fuck off pal, Silje is mine! I tried keeping up with her on a run, I lost.

Naming hockey players as part of Olympics is ridiculous.

friendly reminder the neymar is also in the olympics.

kek

Savage

and the bootiers are bootiest.

sorry pal, you said it yourself. you lost.
maybe try a milf? they're probably a bit easier to keep up with.

>gassing jews
>gassing jews hotter
>gassing jews even hotter
>being the butt of jokes for years to come
>being this assmad

>Why are the Winter Olympics so much better?

Lesser melanin enriched people.

>MUH 6 TRILLION
Why are Americans such Jew-loving faggots?

>blaming the NHL when the Olympics are the real jews

Kerrigan

>Implying you could keep up with an Olympic level snowboarder on a downhill snowboard run.

If I could, I would be at the Olympics, banging the fuck out of her while you post on a Mongolian finger painting board.