Go to your room. find this

go to your room. find this.
wat do

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Leave OP's house.

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Shoot him in the back of the head with my glock then call the cops of a intruder who dressed as a chick and tried to fuck me

fucking disgusting.... and you "people" like this?

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Go to the next room and do the same

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And so do you, which is why you came in here to look at the pictures. Stop living in denial, you pathetic faggot

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shave it's heair. rip off skirt. fuck it like the puusy boy it is.

Realistically, I'd grab my shotgun and tell him to leave. If he didn't, he'd get some buckshot in his chest.

Sorry kiddo, I don't find threads like these attractive because I'm not a massive closeted faggot. There seems to be far too many on Sup Forums

I fuck her brains out. Dick or not, who cares? A hole's a hole.

Go club Pulse on that fag

How is that sexy? I guess cause i'm straight it just don't click. Man asshole looks gross, and the balls too, just strange.

Not even you believe that.

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Tell my "sister" tits or GTFO.

lick that ass until it is nice and wet then stick my dick in it and hump it til i cum

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Sure you aren't Funny how the likes of you always check the threads out. I don't think gay people go in to threads with naked ladies to look at them. Tell us again how you're not a faggot, that'll really convince everyone

>A hole's a hole.

suit up... a hole is a hole...

Dated a girl long term who was trans. Not the dream you fags think it is. Relationships are relationships. Estrogen ruins livesx got stories for days bros

Probs hit it and then drink the shame away for years to come.

>girl

I live in a state with castle doctrine and I own a shotgun. Why wouldn't I?

Go on its story time mother fucker

So basically what you're saying is you dated a very emotionally unstable mentally ill guy.

Preaching to choir ...

Only been with one to mark off fucket bucket list ...

Like being with woman who has OCD, BPD and PMS's more frequently than every 28 days.

I use the terminology i like and she used
Cause freedom and murica

i dont even like traps, but when akirts ride up like that i cant help but grt a boner. Would never fuck a man though.

>she

turn 360° and walk away

pretty hot

360 will walk you right into that thing ... are you dancing first then walking ?

retard

Slit throa,t take some pics then get on Sup Forums an ask what do with body...

>been dating 3 months
>she insists on moving into my home.
>i let her
>i own a small home in a mid atlantic city.
>home is mid remodel
>ask for help
>have to hear for days that i wouldnt ask a bio girl that
>dont give a shit about gender roles
>male mother fucking nurse.
> so i end up refinishing a house worth of wooden floors while a hormonal nut job calls me a bigot.
>she gave me head 2 days later
>cried the whole time
>begging for forgiveness
>estrogen

>Hey dad, why are you wearing my sister's uniform?

Very true bro

Good job guys

Shove my 1911 45 in its mouth and tell that fairy fuck to get the fuck out of my house.

go on

GTFO ASAP then call the cops

Seriously, it's probably a fucking setup. I live alone and shit like this doesn't just randomly happen to someone like in porn.

Even if it was a hot girl, I'd do the same fucking thing. You're low-iq and would probably get gang-raped by niggers or kidnapped if you wouldn't do the same irl.

I choose spidey

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you sir are legend, keep up the fine work. kek will reward you in Valhalla

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this is now mr mayhem thread

Well we dated for a while i guess we i could tell you about her orchiectomy.
>she has recieved hormones for 5 years on top of having a very feminine body
>tits are good and home grown
>few feminization surgeries done
>so ftm trans have to take meds to block testosterone
>until balls are removed
>she made that decision.
>took good care of her after the surgery
>im a nurse
>healing process is long
>day 3 of healing she yells at me i stole her balls
>wtf
>explain she chose that as part of the process
>deal with months of crying
>months of indescision about last surgery
>mfw when her body gets even better very quickly.
>im just a bigoted ball thief

"Frank, ya gotta stop doing this."

Have a name?

not but my story

> 2007, central ohio
> nothing here worth tapping so try dayton
> 4 tries before finding "attractive" trap w/no extreme behavior
> take to hotel for sex
> just like female but no vagina
> top only, I don't switch or bottom
> mood ranged from normal to demanding to apologetic to normal
> it flaked out once
> nutted
> took shower together, got hand job but no completion
> talked my ear off
> convinced it to leave after second shower
> never been back to dayton

If its you plz snapchat!

underrated post

Where did you find this image? Sauce. I think I know one of the people in it.

It's from 1942 how the fuck would you know any of them?

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Life is a waste of time and all relationships are a waste.

I just do, do you have sauce?

well, was he a good lay at least or did he bitch about butthurt?

She was pretty good in bed not gonna lie. All the other bullshit killed the relationship. She didnt work and wanted me to support her.

any pics?

Get right under her and suck that cock

call copy and get firearm.

Fucking vile mentally ill scum broke into my home.

>help her up and carry her disorientated body to my bed
>let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell be what happened but you do have to eat all the eggs" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

They were on a phone i didnt back up. That got smashed a while back

lube that butthole up
and put a condom on

I'd turn em around and see what their face is like. If they're cute then I'd ask em to be my waifu, if they're not passable id fuck em and kick em out.

condom?
fuck outta here hippy

Please hmu

not gay, unless people know. then they will know you are gay.

yell "Get the FUCK out of my room you FUCKING FAGGOT"

So it's ok if I put it in that girly bubble butt?

>then fucks the boy in the ass

sure.

tap him on the shoulder and ask him "Do you really want a 400lb fat hairy manchild with a small penis to fuck you in the ass?"

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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why is her dick dark

Well come on over, and don't mind my parents, they'll leave us alone.

artist?

Turn 360 and walk away

>her

according to 5 seconds of reverse image search, vimhomeless

Break that boney butt with a baseball bat.

You don't offer me that shit-tier ass, faggot. Who do you think you are? I am!

>Who do you think you are? I am!

>vimhomeless
I tried the reverse search and I didn't find it, but whatever, thank you

Bowling

took you long enough

Smash the fuck out of it, then repent.

grab a jackhammer tipped with barbwire and shove it up his ass

I would use my tranquilizer dart gun and then carry the sleeping beauty to my car.

Next I would drive to my special outdoors house where I would rape and rape and rape and rape and rape till years passed.

No one can hear a thing as it's a 170km walk to the nearest civilisation.

I would fuck only when I feel like it.

They literally would be fucked for life.