Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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youtu.be/tf-sLzzPiAU
youtube.com/watch?v=G1UdkMDAdsU
strawpoll.me/11185000
youtube.com/watch?v=z-ESX9KOekA
igenapps.com/Apps/View/Index/1314828
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Story time?

Let's hear it

>shinoa

I could make one if I wanted, all I need is an AK, a shovel, a saw, a fire and a hammer.
Triceps are like, the back (ish, Im notngood at describing stuff) of the upper arm isn't it?

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Okay. That doesn't sound very pleasant.

Eh, that doesn't sound sad, sounds interesting. When I was lurking I profiled people psychologically for fun. Nice, what kinda music?
I think my best write on any given topic would be reflection on my life changing event where my parents got robbed by a hispanic.
INTEREST

But I just saw Bun like, a few days ago...

Keep me posted.

Yeah, it's gonna be a rough one for us.

It's okay, the alcohol will make it better.

Usually helps when you're not on Sup Forums. I'm doing alright myself, just bleh.

Calamity-masu'd

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Claiming Felix

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Claimu

Triceps are the lower arm muscle behind the bicep.
>Dr.Elle

Dude. Right on

Maybe, but you're a meanie

solid claim

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fucking right

Doll claimed, post waifu related music:
youtu.be/tf-sLzzPiAU

Shinoooo
>3:15 AM
I'll be all over that shit with ya tomorrow if you want though, I've got there now on my new char.

Cute bote
Maybe, I swear stuff just doesn't hurt him as much as it used to. Then again I don't have my bullshit arcane stuff.
Hell yeah I'll drink to that.

Mako
Oh I see then, fuck. You tryna scrape together 1k then?

Shiro
I sleep, you sleep, we all sleep for sleep.

Go on

True, probably gonna resolve that in a sec, just wanted to pop in for a bit. One of those evenings then?

Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
Mako claimed

Oh, but it is very pleasant!
She likes you~

Yeah, it is, actually. I've kept my Vigil for a while now. Oh, nothing too great, really. Your profiles were rather accurate, if you'll permit the compliment.

youtube.com/watch?v=G1UdkMDAdsU

agreeed

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Thinking of asking one of my friends friends, he's Native American and gets like, $5k a month for existing. We haven't talked in quite some time, but if he could even spare $1k, I can probably scrape together the rest of it from there.

You've come to the right place

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Yeah, that's what I meant
Thanks Dr.L

And now I must go, goodbye friends and people alike
May you have an awesome day/night

dammit I wanted her

Miho claimed

>Pomf

Hello Mako

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You'll survive, no worries.
You could always root for Georgia or Clemson if it gets too bad.
Sleeeeeeeep. It's nice.
Oh. That's good to hear.
Goodnight.

I agree 100%

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This place has drained what little soul I had left before coming.

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handsome

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I think I'm going to go to sleep, my head hurts and I'm tired.

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Whoa. I wrote about how watching a doc on the universe made me feel small when I was 8 years old
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We broke a few days ago...

See ya later

pfffsshhmmmm

That's good. Now that you have been broken you can be rebuilt bigger and better

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Yep, but with enough alcohol anything can get better

Clemson is our rivals, I would rather noose than root for them
Also I live around a million Georgia fans and hate them all, so that's out too
I'll cheer for them faithfully but it'll be a tough one on us.

Go check out the cock rate thread if you want to see how real spam is done

Yes

strawpoll.me/11185000

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Goodnight as well

>Stolen

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Thanks ^^
Oh, interesting music, I've never heard this before, sounds good though.
No problem, always here to help!
Wew, yeah, long story short a spic embezzled money from my family's business and hopped the border. But he got shot. So KARMA~

Kek

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Hello darkness, my old friend.

Oh... oh my.... so sorry for your loss.

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STORY TIME!
>at a club
>be 21, 22 or someshit. Doesn't really matter
> See a solid 7/10 girl sitting alone
>literally doesn't get any easier than this
> start talking to her
>shits going really good
> take her home
>15 minutes pass and we're making out
>take off her shirt and unhook her bra
>hands go down her pants to start a bit of finger fucking before taking off her pants
>feel bumps
>big. Big bumps
>what. The fuck am I feeling
>it's fucking genital warts, isn't it
>make an excuse to leave
>I have to pick my kid up at day care
>it's about midnight
>go to my buddys house to sleep and hope she leaves in the morning
>get back home in the morning
>she's gone
>scrubbed down my toilet but don't use it for a week in fear of getting genital warts

We're both meanies

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I had to reformat my computer and my AC died. Please end my suffering.

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You can only get better now.
I know they're your rivals.
youtube.com/watch?v=z-ESX9KOekA

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You're meanier.

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That doesn't sound cultish at all.

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Would probably be best to get a convo going for a bit beforehand, ay remember me gibe mone doesn't tend to work well I've found.

Later, enjoy your day.

I'm gonna soon, suspicious Kyubey, soon.

Exactly, or at least you get so shitfaced you'll have bigger problems than the original one. What's your poison?

You better have scrubbed the fuck out of your hands.
>Had to pick up kid from day care at midnight
Kek.

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W....Wh.... What.. do you guys think of my waifu.....

Recently you have been meaner
meanie

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Hahaha! Nice one! Were you or are you enlisted by any chance?

Kinda miss it but then again. Bun was cheat. So I have eyes on a new user~

If we had a leader of some description, i'd agree we're a cult. We do not though.

We're so pleased to have you back.

You deserve to know.
Thank you. The original is rather arcane as well.

RIGHT HERE OP
igenapps.com/Apps/View/Index/1314828

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