dark/ offensive jokes thread cause dark dark humor is a like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Dark/ offensive jokes thread cause dark dark humor is a like a kid with cancer, it never gets old
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Noooope.
WTF NO
Sup Forums IS A FAMILY WEBSITE, THIS IS SO FUCKING OFFENSIVE OMG
why did princess diana cross the road? because she didnt wear her seatbelt.
Edgy. Cringey.
What's the best part of bulimia?
actually if the kid just started smoking weed he would get old
what do cell phone and princess diana have in common? they both die in tunnel.
You can have your cake and eat it too.
0/10. yawn... just like OP's thread.
Here you go you one picture posting faggot
Louis "Louie HaHa" Attanasio Jr. (born 1944 in White Plains, New York) is a New York mobster and reputed captain in the Bonanno crime family.[1] He is the brother of Bonanno mobster Robert Attanasio. Attanasio earned the nickname "HaHa" because he laughed whenever he heard about a mobster dying.[2]
it wasn't a joke dipshit
Why are black people so tall?
>because their knee grows
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Why were the kids at Sandy Hook disappointed?
They wanted books, but all they got were magazines
is this gif from a movie?
>thinking i'm mad that you're retarded
Why are all of you making jokes ITT faggots? Regurgitation, originality, and yawn jokes. Underage kids? Old farts? Probably so. At any rate, kill yourselves.
Gotta be fucking brain dead to be into and contribute to this thread. fucking mentally inept tards.
>butthurt-o-meter proves to be 100% reliable and accurate
Who are the best Magazine readers? New Yorkers, a few of them can even go through 80 stories in only 11 seconds
you can be retarded all you want all i'm saying is that you literally can't get cancer if you smoke weed
Good one. Get that from google?
Says the autist who took time to write a whine filled rant. Why are you even here faggot
Whats the difference between a peice of shit and a nigger?
>literally nothing
>so mad
Was really expecting the twin towers to fall.
Not mad, just amazed at how people can be absolute idiots
How do you get a fag to fuck a girl
You shit in her cunt
>t how people can be absolute idiots
Like OP and his participants? KEK
>hurr
>here's a regurgitated joke
>post moar guys
>errr durr hahah so funny
Iran diplomat at function with George Bush. After function iranian goes upto bush. "I love your TV show Star Trek, but why are there no Arabs in it? You have black people, Asians, Europeans but no arabs"
Bush replies, "because it's set in the future."
No, people like you dumbass. Don't like a thread or topic? Get the fuck off of it. Nobody wants you here
>Get the fuck off of it.
nah
>Nobody wants you here
You speak for everyone else, huh?
KEK. Stay mad, faggot. Mentally inept moron triggered.
Bing, faggot
It's almost the anniversary
How does it feel to use an inferior search engine, faggot?
Knock Knock
dubs demand
Who's there?
Kek
my god
How does it feel to have inferior genetics? I can change my search engine.
Whats 8" long, red, veiny and will make a woman scream?
A miscarriage
Get a job and move out faggot. Your mom needs room to gangbang Tyrone and his niggers. leave your cum stained shit smelling basement floor and off yourself
Epic dubs
Samefag wins this thread
Forgot to tip your fedora, pseudo intellectual neckbeard faggot.
911
911 who?
So I was fucking this bitch and found horse cum in her pussy so I said,
>Holy shit Grandma, that's how you died?
And you said you'd never forget...
>. Your mom needs room to gangbang Tyrone and his niggers.
Way to project your BBC cuck fetishes, homo.
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How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman?
You put shit in her pussy
What do you call a gay guy in the World Trade Center on 9/11?
A faggot.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Six million Jews.
Shit joke
Not mine, likely yours. I bet your mom cucks you too
Why wouldn't the KKK clansman have anal sex with his wife?
He was scared his dick would come out brown.
Iran would be happy. Rise of the Persians.
opens door.
It's me goku
Why does Beyoncé always sing “to the left, to the left”?
Because even she knows niggers ain't got no rights.
A feminist walked into a bar. You know what she asked for?
Nothing. Because a rapist killed her.
did you know that JFK had ADHD? yeah, his mind was all over the place
How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?
None a feminist can't change shit
I'm here because I need something to do while I listen to music to drown out the noise of my wife cucking me with a 6'10" Turkish man.
Get a job, kill myself, make up your mind!
who's there?
>new here
>didn't lurk moar
>didn't learn a goddamn thing all summer
>breath smells like nigger cum mixed with Cheetoes, Mountain Dew, and advanced tooth decay.
Found the faggot guise.
Knock knock, who's there?
Nobody. I'm a loser with no friends, why would someone visit me?
That's more dirty than dark, isn't it?
You need a job to get a shotgun
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What's the difference between a nigger and a tire?
Tires don't sing when you put chains on them
What do you call 100 niggers jumping out a plane at the same time?
Midnight
Best thing in this thread
It's "nightfall" dumbass