Dubs or clever/witty picks

Dubs or clever/witty picks

Im not getting any younger, you're not getting any thinner, logic dictates we fuck.

hey brianna!

Wanna listen to music and make out?

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I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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I have osteoporosis.

I'm a member of the Alt Right. So we won't be fucking until marriage though.

But still we can go to dinner I think as long as it's nowhere degenerate

Winrar

Winrar

Why did the chicken cross the road?
>why user?
Fuck if I know I'm not a chicken
>????
>profit

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Uhh oh

That's not what won you stupid faggot.

Abandon thread.

Whats your favorite animal? Mines swans

One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans esophagus.

To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I fucked it's esophagus. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the esophagus would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.

It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.

OP is a fucking fag.

keep going op

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To get to the other side, ba dum tsss OP is a FAG #ImWithHer

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It saw a black man

What is Brianna short for?

youre a pussy OP

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