Hey Sup Forums
Im a friendless virgin thats just starting university.. i havent had a girlfriend and all these cute girls sit next to me in this environment course and i cant stop getting boners... they're all wearing leggings that show off their fat asses and they've got fat tits...
i wanna talk to them but i have no confidence
for starters im only 5"6 but im not bad looking
please b/tards i need tips on how to pick up university girls.. i wanna get my dick wet
Britfag?
Bump, also friendless virgin.
SHOW FACE, we'll tell you how you can approve and get girls.
>5'6
You can't get your dick wet being a manlet
us fag...
just started state university
the girls are sluttyyyyyy
Whores, man. They want to show it off, as if to mock us for our pathetic attempts to garner anything but refusal from them.
Man how do i approach these whores ?
cant even muster up the confidence to say hello
any advice /bro for science
expose boner to them, they will be seduced instantly
Just wait a little and you'll find some of them on backpage.
Do a Brock Turner. You sound beta asf so any advice we give will just die away like your confidence and self-esteem. Only thing you can do is have sex with a drunk girl like Brock Turner did.
OP here...
please you fags, i really need advice right now
i want to get my dick wet
this is a painful loneliness.....
Act like you have something they want.
Get them drunk then fuck them you idiot. Just don't do it behind a dumpster
What advice do you expect? Just stop being such a pussy
Just talk do them, ask for her name.
Ask her if she wants to go for a date with you.
If she says no, find another one, since you're so fucking desperate this should not be hard.
Don't feel bad for being rejected, one of them will eventually say yes.
Get a fucking phone.
Talk to her, try to touch her.
Make her feel you're into her then she'll get the message, if not, move on. Keep going, fuck.
5'6
you'll die a virgin
literally almost did this except it was on a air conditioning unit thing and the girl ended up being really cool and i got her snap to go to parties
Depends on the size of your dick and how you use it. Not so hard getting in some girls pants, even if you're 5'6
OP here... i have anxiety on a daily basis
i dont know if i can handle rejection
the class im sitting in has 160 people
Well, you're clearly not ready to have any sex whatsoever. Just fuck a hooker with a condom at this point if sex is all you want, they'll give you just that.
Learn to be confortable with yourself. Exercice, go for walks, go to the gym, you'll get to know yourself instead of watching these threads wich just makes you retarded and even more antisocial and inapt in talking to someone that's real.
Get some fucking confidence and if you don't have any, just fucking fake it, it's not that hard. Life is just a fucking game, play it and die.
just make a conversation and make friends its not hard just dont think about sex so often you weird ass also being friendly and attractive is a good start
Stop being a beta fucking faggot that just feels sorry for himself all the time, this doesnt get any pussy.
Don't be negative, be positive, bitches love that. Buy her ice cream, tell her she's beautiful. If she likes you you'll know, if she doesn't move on, don't let these fucking snatches use you, because they will.
what the fuck is a basic conversation
can any of you faggots explain yourselves rather than copy and pasta the standard carbon copy answer
it sounds easy but when i see these big titted,, fat ass white girls any ideas i have go straight out my fucking head
what are ideas of conversations? what about compliments?
someone with game help OP
where do you go?
make joke about the class, talk about yourself, start off with a compliment literally anything that can spark some sort of interest in who you are
then just talk and make conversation honestly if you cant do this your literally autistic
Start off with a neutral statement about the class. If she says something negative about it, talk shit about it. If she says something positive, talk about how much it interests you. Ask her her major, how long she's been there, etc
ASU
>be me
>same destiny as op
>feelsbadman.mp3
Maybe you're just a fucking dick too.
Kill yourself.
Ffs.... ask them questions, make conversation from those answers. Interests hobbies and shit...theyre women so their answers will be either retarded or boring so you have to feign enthusiasm or interest in their boring retarded lives
get some confidence and stop trying to pre-plan conversations
start with 'hey, i'm user. know anywhere i can get a decent beer/whiskey/coffee around here?' and then just roll with it. when she's talking to you, actually fucking listen instead of starting to think about your response before she's even finished speaking. if you listen to what she actually says it will be easier to come up with a non-autistic response
This guy is clearly a fucking neckbeard self shaming trash
this
OP fuck university girls
go for the milfs, they know what they want
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>game
>Sup Forums
Pick one
go away Oedipus nigger no one likes your mommy fetish
Bitches love handguns.
First buy a fanny pack
Second fill it full of speghetti after that it will make sense
practice with niggers first, and when youre comfortable move onto white girls
Dude older women are great, they actually have some non retarded interests and hobbies and the biggest part is they usually have their own money which is fucking just the best part about them they dont need my ass to take care of them because theyve mostly left that "im a princess" phase
If you can afford it get a hooker. Not for sex (for the love of God don't fuck a hooker) the cheaper the better. Practice with her she will build your confidence give you lots of compliments maybe some advice and bam cherry broken you talk to girls now. Or online dating websites are also good this line gets tons of replys mass it out there fat ugly skinny hot message them all this " Hi, how's your luck been on here so far? Mine has been awful ha ha."
OP, back in college i had a buddy that was 5"5 and he pulled chicks literally every single night. im not talking about average girls, but 9/10, 10/10 smoking hot white girls...
on the flip side, he was a big coke head, but the key thing is that you need to have a nice personality. if the slut doesnt like you're personality you wont go anywhere. just practice having conversations with anyone and make yourself seem like a wizard
Confidence is key and if you don't have it all you gotta do is fake it til you make it. Chicks love confidence and this is what you gotta strive for user. This means that you DO NOT stare at the fatass or fat tits or you'll come off as desperate. Women can smell neediness.
The fact that you're not very social will actually play to your advantage because you can be indifferent to their presence. This means that since you don't pay her attention she'll try and get it
yeah they also have entered the haha silly boy phase and loose and nasty as fuck
Hey buddy, i was in the same place about a year ago.
I get pussy like its nothing now, consistently fresh puss.
Firstly, stop watching porn. quit cold turkey and hold off for a few weeks,
youll end up being SUPER horny, like being a dog in heat
this is what you need to talk to girls
dont be staring at their tits and ass, stare at their eyes and their lips, CHICKS LOVE THAT.
dress well, keep yourself well rounded and put yourself out there. that's basically all the advice one can give you.
you just need to put yourself out there and not be afraid of fucking up
fucking up is good, its a learning experience
dont let any bitch put you down, if she says no tell her to fuck herself and move onto the next one
did you know men are actually hard wired to search for multiple fertile women over the course of their life? chances are if you stay with one, youll be moving on within a few months for the next
take the first step /bro it feels great
OP stop watching porn, get into better shape.
you need to feel good about yourself before anything else. If you try with your lack of confidence you'll fail. Forget about sex for a while and it'll come naturally. Just work on yourself.