/hoc/ Lanky Kong edition

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hockey is shit sport desu

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lmao look at that fuckin monkey

>HE

>DOES

>IT

Can't wait for Laine to fail magnificently so Finns' attention snaps back to their ugly, cold, hopeless, heritage-diseased lives.

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Shit thread 2bh

You seem to have forgotten this guy

No real finns care about that goblin ass looking bust.

Pulju is the real deal

God... I wish he'd start preparing for training camp already.

Wasting time with this shit...

We'll never see him get 100+ points a season again...

>le funny face reddit man

Two Ontario boys getting ready for the Bettman Cup
(no homo)

>tfw I look like a slightly less beat up henrik sedin

Laine is the next ovechkin

Is he Cell key material?

You're a lankey ginger?

[spoiler]p-pics[/spoiler]

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Lanky big head not-quite ginger. Almost though

Is 2017 our year?

said the country with no ice

personally i applaud him for keeping in shape during the off season, now his wrists will be nice and toned for those top-shelf water bottle shots

twitter.com/ChrisKuc/status/763040187806912512

What did he mean by this?

First for the king

Kood mornink people

>binlan

>18000 days since their last cup
>Laffs

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Really makes you think.

>laine's giant bald spot at age 18

He can join the Getzlaf and Kane club

He's way ahead of where getz and le balding rapist were at the same age

>filename
Swamp German genes are the cause. Sprong needs to cherish his time now before its too late.

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The Canucks of Vancouver had both luongo and Schneider at the same time.
Now they have nothing

HE

>188cm is considered lankey in Hongcouver

they have Markström who is serviceable as a starter

Is this merely virtual card collecting or do you actually play the game with controller and stuff?

God morgon

t. Tornio

you ever played NHL 2015? or 2005? or 1995?

it's that, and you can buy hockey cards and the players on those cards can play on your team

but Pavel Bure is no longer on the first line REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kyrpät fan spotted

I'm pretty sure it's considered lanky everywhere if you barely weigh 85kg. Lanky is more about height/weight ratio.

>he doesn't know about Olli Juolevi, the finnish forward fucker

Last nhl i played was when forsberg was on the cover on computer when i was a kid.

okay well it's like that, but you can buy virtual packs of hockey cards, and if you get, say a Mats Sundin, he will play on your team

we all support Jokerit right?

I'd advise you to delete this post

>olli juolevi
>le safe and steady pick

Should've drafted Sergachev senpai

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Friendly reminder this cuck is about as anti-America as it gets on this board.

McDavid 2016-17 season totals:

>36 goals
>71 assists
>107 points
>44 +/-
>12 PIMs

>Hart Trophy Recipient
>Art Ross Recipient
>Ted Lindsay Nominee
>Lady Byng Nominee

Puljujärvi 2016-17 totals :

>55 goals
>29 assists
>84 points
>21 +/-
>72 PIMs

>Calder Trophy Recipient
>Rocket Richard Recipient
>Mark Messier Leadership Award Recipient

t. Future Knower

Lmao I'm a little faggot who cries watching japanese children's cartoons. Also Barkov wins selke next season it's a fuckign lock.

Seems legit. Does Mark Stone win the Selke though?

WALNUTS

the no medals must really be getting to you

I knew well before the games started that we wont get more than 2 medals combined so it's no biggie. Glory days of finnish sports are long gone

Who /fantasyhoc/ here?

youtu.be/mglwnEG86Xs

its my fantasy for your to leave /hoc/

Wew lad, i almost forgot that one

How can one team fuck up so much?
They had all-star goalies for good contracts and now they overpay Ryan "I was good in fucking Bufallo" Miller

JUST

It's extremely hard for a winger to win a Selke but he will win because Bergeron slows down immensely

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Lehtinen won 3 selkes and he's a winger

Thank you for that precious information. I now have a reason to live.

It's our year

>FFW Laine and Pulju end up busting

literally who can stop them

>second best player of a meme team and a literally who

Geez, I wonder.

Devils will finish 3rd in the division but get memed on in the first round. Screencap this.

>Finnish """""""""""""""golden"""""""""""""""" generation

Any of you guys play Eastside Hockey Manager?

>Lasse Virén
So Fennoswedes win all your medals

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Delete this right fuckin now or there will be consequences

>finngolian autism

53 goals this year

If you could have any player from the history of the NHL on your current favorite team's roster, who would it be?

>your current favorite team's roster

New York Rangers need a franchise C, so Gretzky

>mfw Montreal media is still talking about Subban

did the Canadian plane get lost on the way to the Olympics? and Finland? and Sweden?

what is happening

the montreal media will be talking about Subban for his entire career. he's an important figure in the city

Would you rather your team sweep the playoffs, or win it all with every series being close and going to game 7

sweep, neutral fans are the only ones who enjoy a game 7

how is this even a question?

HE
E

Wouldn't Gretzky get shit on in the modern era?

Will he enter the Hall of Fame?

One of the greats, or just another pretty face?

both tbqh

>rags

>rags

>le can't win a game in Edmonton man

>rags

great post

youtu.be/JpOiZkCzkOM
What did he mean by this?

is this the first time England has ever been good at something? they're really shitting up the board