Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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igenapps.com
twitter.com
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Is it Maki?
Miho claimed
Eru Claim~
Probably Man Of War or 7734
Sea is great, medical is fun too, I considered it for a bit but decided it wasn't my thing.
I like computers a bit better
I feel like that's something you have some level of control over, no?
You're quite good at making friends when you want to.
Hot
You call that lurk?
Let me show you how to do it.
Lurcc.
So are my numbers!
MINE
Esdeaths giant form looms over me. the heat radiating from her huge body makes you overheat. she takes a step forward and her barefoot makes a defining boom, she picks you up in her titanic hand and brings you up to her face, she opens her giant mouth and puts you inside her breath smells and you are covered in her saliva. she swallows, her huge powerful neck muscles bring you down into her waiting stomach you plop into her gastric juices and sit thier waiting for her greedy body to dissolve you for nutrients. out side esdeath pats he tummy and lets out a loud burp.
pls stop
What's not that easy? Getting with a hoeny, slutty 7/10 girl?
Yes it is. Especially if you're not a socially awkard fuck who likes drinking girls' spit out of their coffee cups
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See:
Numbers confirm.
Disgusting.
Nope
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd! :p
Em. Checked
Yo no naka no joushiki wa itsumo watashi no mawari ni wa nai
Maido bakabakashikute okashii mainichi dake
Aidokuchuu no kono hon ni wa touzen kaitenai shi
Jinsei no oshie wa itsu demo seigi no renjaa
Doll claimed. Gonna hit the hay, night.
Who signed up for this again?
Mako
I meant like different places you could get the money from, but yeah doesn't seem like you have a lot ice breaker wise.
You just seem to be a straight to the point kinda guy.
Hello, poplar user.
Ah!
Cutest doll.
Mikan.
That would be no problem, I'll make sure to send one right now.
Mako claimed.
This is what I live for.
why so lewd?
Not really
I can't really conversate properly
Goodnight.
youtube.com
'Round forty-two right now, could be better.
Hmm. I haven't listened to either of those, guess I'll get around to it, at some point. My favorite would be Wolfpack.
I haven't posted that in a long time, so I just wanted to post it.
Here i feel bad.
Right here opper
igenapps.com
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pls respond
>Cutest
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Trips confirm. Heading off for real now, have a good night/day whatever anyway.
Hit me up on telegram.
Hey mi liu
is my dai.
Goodnight user.
Oh yeah. Forgot about the whole "get repeated digits and I'll post lewd" thing
MOTHERFUCKING CHECKED
I'm bored.
Goodnight friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd tease before bed
Hey mai
Shut the fuck up Mi Liu
I'm not Mai.
Gonna go wank it...
Be right back
I disagree. I've seen you get along just fine with damn near anybody who talks with you.
You're not like some of the people around here who get shouted at by most the people here. In fact, i'm not sure anybody here dislikes you.
night
Huh?
I got it, it's Kokoko!
Oh, ya I don't. Unless I could convince someone else to cosign for me, I can't really get one from a bank. And I did a quick look at those loan site reviews, and some people are saying shit like, 290% interest.
Unless I'm teasing, pretty much.
Night Doll!
We're the same person, Mi Liu.
i had no idea she would like it this much.
okay... what do you think?
I should stop replying to myself.
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Thank you, Ruri.
Those are some nice trips you have there, by the way.
>capatilizes the M
Hi mai
ah fuck you chest pounding asshole
I'll fight you!
>I like being a nerd :>
Wolfpack is good ^^
You call that good gethunting?
Shut the fuck up.
Checked
>forget what I do for tripps. I think it's just a topless pic.
Anyone remember?
Good dubs.
Bad posters.
Yes, we remember, your posts and your shitty pastas.
Your waifu sucks and you're stupid.
Oh yes, I'm so hard,it feels so much more tight and hot when I squeeze your thick butt cheeks user, and your waifu seems to be feeling hot too, she can't be kissing me while my lips are dry though, take care of it like an obedient little cuck
Gonna go to the gym now. Later /waifu/
here
bb
sup shizuru
That's not what I mean
I'm just not good at talking to people
>trips
These numbers branded in my retinas, forever embedded in my mind!
Now go choke on a dicc.
Fuck off.
I was asking if that's what I did or not, lmao calm down
>your waifu sucks
I know and don't really care
>you're stupid
Doesn't matter, still rich
My waifu is gonna marry ALL your waifus
fuck you asshole
>the fucking gym
you are the worst
Good night
Who? No
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Bring it
Nothing bad being a nerd :p
I remember
Peace
nom nom nom
What the fuck is this?
This used to be a good thread
Fucking fags went to telegram and nobody good is still here.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
Hi Shino. I'm just chilling. Being lazy.
How about you?
You're just as bad as i am. Do you think i'm bad at talking to people?
Bun
Is it Esdeth?
dont talk to him smug he is an asshat who needs to die
Ahhh why did he have to leave I want to show him how awfull he is I hope is dick gets cutoff in the equipment
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
This thread is fucking stupid.
no
you mean kiss!?
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I can't sleep because of this huge fucking storm! Plus a headache I already had before.
>/waifu/ is currently lewd.
I'm not joining in with lewdposts, but I will partake in normal conversation.
Next year in January oldfags will come back and it will be the same as always.
Screencap this.
>Don't talk to people I don't like
What is this, kindergarten?
Done.
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Just kidding. Nobody cares about this shit anymore.
Yes, kiss. For her pleasure. You love her and would do anything for her don't you?
How does my hard cock rubbing between plump feminine cheeks feel?
die in a hole you disguising mongrel you dont get any girls you lieing sack of shit die already god
Ahhh.
Morning everyone.
How's life for all of you beauties?
Oh, come on, you made me save a screen for nothing.
Thanks.
make way faggots. BEST vampire claimed.
>/waifu/ being lewd
I see the one user. Other than that, it's normal.
>This is how
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no, you seem pretty good at it
this
you people actually love chinese cartoon characters?
no lewd here, move along
Keep it now.