Civilization Thread
>Only posts ending in 5 or 0 affect the game
>Second to last digit determines the team you affect
>1 to 4 affects Red team
>5 to 8 affects Blue team
>9 and 0 affect both
>Dubs allow god mode
OP reserves the right to be a faggot and ignore stupid posts.
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men taunt the woman with their burly chest and the women fall into the river
Careful now, you might kill her!
dafuq men are red and women are blue???
There's only one in the river dumbass
op's fucking autistic
shit thread
There's two people on each side, the one woman on the right is now in the river you retard
MOngols invade
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Having singles control the game puts WAY too much pressure on you. Just do what I did in my Red/brown/Aliens game and do Even dubs controls one, Odd controls the other, and only the first dubs after my updated map get picked.
The game would take forever with dubs though
get a tank
Cut down trees/make basic shelters out of wood and dirt.
everyone stops and gets on their knees to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole
the red team somehow obtain a single tank, but have no fuel to operate it
Things are looking pretty bleak for the blue girl
Suddenly understand how to swim.
get tank fuel and a tank-sized catapult
reroll
digs a hole/trench and sits inside of it
they get a dinosaur
Reroll. This can't end that easily.
This is very useful
Dig a trench in between the river and given team.
Pumpjack and refinery for red team
The red team can now swim, and have a dinosaur nearby. Good thing they have shelter.
Men rape and steal fuel and catapult
The blue team finds sticks and grass to tie together to make armor
oops. get a tank-sized rock to fire at the other team
one of the people from the civilization is now trained in the art of stealth and has become a ninja
Someone contracts Autism.
reroll
reroll again
autistic ninja
Let's begin the religion of the rare pepe.
Pepe is basically the anti-mohammed. Instead of killing you for making pictures of him, he saves your soul.
BUILD A FUCKING BRIDGE!!
come on tank rock!
tank rock!
Capture/rescue the blue woman drowning in the river.
Shrek Becomes their religion
>God Mode
>Shrek
Things just got interesting.
An enormous rock appears on the blue side
The only other blue person manages to save her just in time
The blue civilization has adopted Shrekolicism
fuck and make 2 children
Dig for valuables. See if we can get money to hire/recruit more people.
With shrek as god pilgrims come from miles around bringing offerings
begin construction on a war boat. finish in 3 rounds.
Capture and enslave said pilgrims
Cut down some more trees to build/reinforce your shelter. Plant some saplings to replace lost trees.
Niggers overrun the place and turns the area into a crack-infested ghetto.
Get clay and mud from the river to make a wall
it starts to rain hard. imminent floods
Red Team begins to worship Kek
Blue team now has a population of 4
Red team digs for valuables for a few turns. First try finds nothing.
Since no pilgrims arrived, this cannot happen
make a kite to enjoy the sunshine
Make enough Bows for the entire population and a fuck ton of arrows. Equip current settlers.
Attempt to find/tame forest creatures
tame the dinosaur
The pilgrims of Shrekolicism start coming and they don't stop coming.
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Chop down a tree to make a bow, search for rocks on the riverbed for arrowheads
If this post affect blue
>Use catapult to thow rock at the red teams shelter
If my post affects red
>Fire tank at the catapult, destroying it
bump
>they don't stop coming.
Have fun New Germany.
Do trips count?
In case not > Reroll
Bump
No fuel to operate it. I doubt it has ammo
Niggers move in on both sides and make a ton of nonsensical noise
It starts pouring down rain and begins to flood everything
Red team has begun practicing Kekism
Dubs
i thinkthey count as dubs in this case
>God Mode Activated
Oh shit
cut down a tree and make a boat
ride the dinosaur across the river and kill the other team
give the team guns and kill the niggers
checked
reroll
re-roll
interracial sex, giving +4 half nigs to population
they fuck and create a new integrant
make a burger joint out of the wood from the trees. do not ask questions
re
Little bit of backlog here, gonna switch to dubs only like that user said before.
>11,22,33,44 control Red
>55,66,77,88 control Blue
>99, 00 control both
>trips are god mode and can pick
will all be counted and done
Pick one oh god of trips
reroll
>chop down trees
>make a boat
>go across river
>"sup dude, even thou we have different religions, we can live in peace, but those niggers are really annoying, what do you think of enslaving them?"
>wait for a response
invent solar power for all the shit that doesnt use electricity
they get a giant and fat chicken, kinda dumb but powerful
I pick blue
roll for this
roll for this
response be "k"
The kite is immediately ripped away in the wind and rain
All of the red side have bows, niggers are still unarmed
The dinosaur is now loyal to the red empire
The pilgrims come but unfortunately get washed away into the river
do what says but instead say "hey dudes wanna create a new species called shrkeks"
Bump
Should've made the thread on /qst/
Rain stops
Convince the opposite side to take a temporary treaty to exterminated the nignog threat. Wear matching white robes to symbolize this temporary truce.
Rolling for this
you throw some fried chicken into the river, thus solving the nig problem once and for all
Reroll
reroll, if dubs they 100% agree
bitch that was my rain
fight me
retroll