This has to be the most pretentious tinder bio I've ever read. I want to convey this to her before I unmatch...

This has to be the most pretentious tinder bio I've ever read. I want to convey this to her before I unmatch. Best responses get nudes from my ex

tell her to go fuck her motocycle or get tinder for finding cars if shes too good for people

seriously. fuck this whore. trying to fap here and scrolling down seein this shit made me rage

try to be passive aggressive and ask her more about her life until she realizes youre making fun of her narcicism

She likes F1. She's moderately hot.
I ain't mad

I hate her guts.

Tell her if she was a decent photographer, she'd know her best angle isn't this one

I laugh at all you faggots who are imprisoned in a relationship. They are worthless. The only men who need their better half were half a man to begin with.

Look what I get to do. I wake up, and go surfing in the morning before work. Then I change in my car and head off to my job where I make 110,000 a year. I work for 6 hours, then come home. I can listen to music, and even go on Sup Forums if I'm ahead schedule.

Then I get off work, and get to come home and relax in front of my 21" LCD monitor, which has a custom build, Quad-Core Processor, and have 2 8800 ULTRA video cards. 8 gigs or ram. 1 TB HD for games and other progs, and an external 1 TB HD for porn, and movies. I've also got a $500 chair, that is comfortable as fuck, and a 9.1 surround system, in my room and my living room. I can run Crysis on Very High and get 50 FPS. Every other game runs flawlessly. I also have a t1 internet connection for downloading anything I want within minutes. I never lag in a game.

I've got a Fleshlight, and have a 10 grand real doll I'm considering buying. Yes, I've had a gf before, and this feels pretty damn close. 9/10 to a real pussy. I recommend the wonder wave to other anons. I've got a 72 Camero I rebuilt, and put about 50 grand into. It's fucking bad ass. I've also got a nice 2 story home. Have been making 90k-110k the last 5 years.

I have absolutely no stress in my life. No worthless cunt nagging, no worthless cunt expecting me to buy her shit, entertain her, etc...It's amazingly relaxing. If I had a gf, or a wife I would not have half the cool shit I do right now. All the time I spend on hobbies and other things would be sucked up. Women are fucking worthless money grubbing, attention whoring...WHORES

/spit

I encourage you to do the same. Become successful, and live a wonderful single life. Don't take those bitches shit. They only cause stress

Same fag....

What she wrote doesn't get to me. She looks like a bitch though. I don't see a reason not to fuck her in anger.

Kek

yeah i replied 3 times in a row you got a fucking problem? not like i was trying to hide it or even care, theres a chrome extension that shows you samefagging so whats the big deal cunt?

Right? I don't want to go full on rage, and I don't have time to lead her on tonight really, I work a 6am ER shift

I mean, she likes F1 and she's very pretty. 9.8/10. Just match and date her.

ask about her taste in music, and then call her a pleb

roll for this

roll for this but do it super passive aggressive. like first ask how long shes been a photographer for, ect

Roll

/thread

All these beta fags just have a rejection based rage at all women. Most are completely self absorbed and retarded but they are still fuckable

Thanks for sharing user, back to the basement dear. Your macaroni momma made you is getting cold

What? Looks aren't everything, you're part of the problem if you give girls like this the time of day just because she's cute.

Are the ER wing toilets really so dirty that you need to be there at 6am to clean them?

Dude she likes F1...

Tell her to put down her crayons and come suck your cock.

...

Stop being a faggot. Let her be pretentious.

Sup Forums is for users over the age of 18

this thread is cancer

So is Tinder.

Sup Forums is cancerous

okay newfriend

Only makes 110000 a year lol

Check and check

OP have fun jerking it off all alone at home again tonight

She likes art idk.

Maybe she's really good at it and was point-blank telling the truth during a subway ride coz she didn't have shit else to do. Harvard of art schools sounds kinda awkward though

I was defending your point, jizz breath

Yeah seriously how do you go and do that if you're a ubermensch loner type

Desire is obviously an occupation to her.

She's just a rich girl. This is just their attitude towards everything. Even the nicest rich girls I've met can't hide their daddy's money power levels for long. She's just upfront about it. Don't give her the attention she wants. Move on.

Nice b8 m8.

Went with this

>Harvard of art and design schools
Fucking kek

Yeah I was just funnin' lol

You gotta post her response. If she responds, that is.

The worst part about Tinder is bitches like these who don't want to be there or sign up and never open the app again. There's too much garbage to wade through.

If she finds ambition attractive she must love Hitler

kek, sorry dude
>jizz breath
yeah, okay.

>And then you woke up
>And then you realized that the tendies that mommeh made got cold
>then you asked 4chin how to an hero properly

My English teacher who is now a sex offender.

Settle down, kids. Also delivering nude(s) as promised, on mobile now so lemme boot up the laptop

You sound pretty tight but it sounds also like there's some angst against females and relationships. I'm basically you. I make dough. I've got a lot of stuff and I'm very happy with my life. But I do it because I prefer it that way.... I don't really avoid relationships, it's just I don't seek them. If it's a possibility, it's something that I would want with who I want it to begin with. It's true that lots of jerkasses go floundering around desperate for the next relationship just to be in one, but not everyone does that.

Most grown adults know what they like, and it just happens that what I like happens to allow me to live the way I want. Like I said I'm single, but once in a while I'll get into a relationship and it will be real nice. Because I had already figured what I wanted was what I was getting before going into it. And I was right.

You do sound like someone who'd be cool to go on a vacation with. But you don't realize that not everyone is hobby- and interest-oriented, and that a lot of people will go their entire lives being this way and be perfectly okay with it. They're not shallow, misguided or stupid; they just prefer it that way. The phlegmatic masses are something that Sup Forums could be better off understanding. 10/10