ITT: Characters who are just like you

ITT: Characters who are just like you.

Musical talent yes. Goofy ass haircut no.

this doofus

It's not actually his hair, as you'd know if you watched the movie. Or had even basic knowledge about the time period. Or knew anything about Mozart.

Too bad your supposed talent starts and stops with music.

I'm a big guy.

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Genius level intellect, great taste buds/sense of smell. Also a strong dislike for rudeness or being disrespected among other similarities.

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He has a son so, no.

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according to what people have told me

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Another roll? Don't mind if I do mother.

Don't call me

not even kidding

its really fucking uncanny how much he reminds me of myself

Why is his dad supposed to be the villain again?

Sure he's kind of a dick and overemotional about muh family name, but he's literally not wrong about anything. GoT is just "gurls run the world!!" and fat acceptance at this point

Mandatory

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Sent his son to die. You can't be a good guy and do that. Therefore villain.

His dad could have sent his tubby ass off to the citadel and made the same deal with him. You return and you're fucking dead.

Apart from the infanticide, his dad is not necessarily wrong.

reply to this post and youll get a gf by the end of the month

Pls.

You wish