At a strip club... what should i ask a stripper for during a lapdance
At a strip club... what should i ask a stripper for during a lapdance
Jaxson Barnes
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Aaron Ward
Nothing, just be silent and enjoy the dance. They are not there to speak with you.
Nolan Collins
Get the fuck off your phone and look at some tits. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nicholas Lewis
to shit on your chest
Nicholas Lee
Since everyone else is being a bitch ill go with it
Hunter Thompson
I always make sex moaning sounds while getting a lap dance. It makes the patrons laugh. The stripper usually thinks it's funny for the first 5 seconds, then they get annoyed , but I'm all about getting my money's worth.
Isaac Long
The Cincinatti Sidewinded Tornado.
Trust me
Joseph Turner
Ask if it's too soon to introduce her to your mom. Then proceed to list your good qualities, and the benefits she would receive from being your partner.
Dominic Gomez
Ask what laundry detergent she uses cause she smells like your ex, then cry. Pity sex bruh
Angel Thompson
ask her when she gets off and if she wants to make a little more cash
Ian Ortiz
roll
Brandon Clark
samefag
Ethan James
Ask her if she will fart in your face
Ryder Wood
ask her for some head
Oliver Morales
Actually yeah, fish out of water
Elijah Ward
this but replace a little with a lot
Wyatt Garcia
A yeast infection
Jack Clark
Can jet fuel melt steel beams
Ryan Gonzalez
dignity
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Christopher Fisher
Ask her to fart juggle with you
Logan Perry
Post-marital sex
Evan Cook
Do this OP
Adrian Clark
Ask her to get her stretch marks out of your face.
Matthew Barnes
Ask her "Can I tell you my fantasy?" She will say "Of course baby" you say "You sure? It's pretty filthy. You won't judge?" She will say "You can tell me anything honey." You say "I really want to carve your face up with a boxcutter."
Aiden White
City?
Connor Brooks
thisthisthis
You'll get kicked out but it'll totally be worth it.
Adam Foster
whoa that's like somethign the joker would say!
Aaron Anderson
HAhahaha!
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Jacob Roberts
And that's how you get buried in the desert
Chase Adams
Ask her if you can buy her 3 kids.
Ian Smith
Change for a dollar.
Kevin Perry
If you go to little darlings in las vegas they will give you handjobs and they will do full penetration if you go to the back room. Bring condoms though. Ask for Diamond Lou Phillips and get the VIP hookah package.