Rub some sunscreen on me

>Rub some sunscreen on me

What do?

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Ask why she thinks she needs sunscreen.

say dont sit around all day getting a tan it will do you no good

Nice base tan... I'm hoping to get there myself this summer

Give her some sun screen .. don't be an ass hat .. then nut in her hair.

I'd rub me a niggress, why not?

Rachel?

Push the filthy Nigger into the water ... it smells! Laugh heartily as it drowns because it's a Nigger and cannot swim

>inb4 edgy whooo

>Nigger and cannot swim
>black woman won gold in swimming at Olympics

Walk away.

u rube some screen on them big black titteez and bootie cheeeckez

She doesn't. She just wants your hands on her body

Give ya good fucking

I want to say no in some way followed by a nigger joke, but that body....Holy shit. The moment she speaks I'd probably lose a few brain cells, but Jesus. In short, I might be into beastiality.

start slowly rubbing it into her shoulders and make my way down to her lower back. Go no further than that. She gets into the water or goes to lounge. Continue to eye her while she lounges. When the time is right ask her if she has any plans and if she would want to go out. Later at date be polite and manly. Be direct and lead the conversation, but focus on her when she seems like she has something on her mind. Bring her home. Go inside. Sit on her sofa and start making out. Grab her breast and caress her areolas and brush her nipples. Get her shirt off and continue foreplay. Get her and yourself completely nude. Insert erect penis into her chocolatey vagina. Continue until you are both satisfied. Fall asleep. Wake up. Don't tell any racist jokes because she is fucking hot and you'd be autistic to give up such fine pussy.

Well fuck me sideways! How many Nigger ever wondered medals in swimming though, Tyrone?

niggers dont need sunscreen

I married a black woman. When I smack her sweet, supple ass, she involuntarily gasps, and makes the cutest little horny moan.

Dafuk? Dat bitch don't need no sunscreen! She need muh dick!

>FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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>wondered medals

You didn't finish elementary school, did you?

Ask her if I'm seeing a dream about acting in a porn flick.

God dammit kenny!!

OMG James?!

Do whatever she tells me to do.

Not especially into black chicks, but gawdamn.

360 walk away

lul

3...2...1...

Push in the pool because I know she can't swim.

wow you sure are silly. don't you know that you'd walk into the pool you dumby

hyuk hyuk, you tell em cleetus!

Call lynch mob. Hang nigger in town square.

flush

> jada fire

My favorite porn star, I would fucking love to meet her.

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>Sorry, I'm not rapist, molester, creep or pervert.

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Sweet jesus! Thanks!

I'm not into beastiality so I wouldn't know.

"H-hey th-here j-j-j-jada i love your work, i've cum so many times to you would you shake my hand?"

Don't tell me I'm the only one who would straight up say no thanks

Like, I'm not stupid enough to disqualify non-whites as a whole, but black people are just so fucking unappealing

Genuinely wanting sunblock or not, I don't wanna put my fucking hands on you. You're some random nigger

Put the sun screen on her? It's a simple request? You betas overthink things, she asked for some sunscreen not for you to rape her tonight

How did you know my name???

I'd rub that lotion all over her fine body and fight back a nut the whole time, I'd love to make me some zebra niggletes with that slut.

>What do?

Rub sunscreen into dat ass.

Admit it you totally want to slide your cock between her ass cheeks.

Say please and i may, nigger

I can't be attracted to black people because they're a walking joke to me
>RUH SUMMADAT SUHSCREE ON ME
fucking no

>You betas overthink things, she asked for some sunscreen not for you to rape her tonight
If putting sunscreen on a woman is not rape,
how is male gaze rape?

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS.
Therefore you're wrong.

Chah! duh dude! Still put the lotion on the skin though...mmm.

I didn't know animals use sunscreen too, I guess I will put a little on my dog next time we go out for a walk, thank you OP.

Yeah baby scoot on ova here

Moar?

Anything other than this retarded.

"hey there I'm a huge fan of your work and you are my favorite in the business:

IN THE NAME OF LOVE
>Rub some sunscreen on me
C'MON FIRE ME UP
>Rub some sunscreen on me
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

Make me sticky and sweet from my head down to my feet, YEAH!

Magdump a keltek into her, It's obviously an attempt to rob me.

“I’m not your slave, madam.”

Sauce?

Yes.

holy piss sauce please for webm

youtube.com/watch?v=kC-rL1ENL7s

at 1:14:30

>hand her watermelon flavoured sunscreen
>watch her devour herself

That man is fat and unattractive.

>yet I envy him immensely.

But he has good heart.

He's playing a slave owner.

You never underestimated the power of predictive text eh?

Go and suck on a filthy Nigger herpes vag

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Definetly gonna do that. Definetly

>touching a nigger

offer to apply white paint instead

well then

"I'm not stupid enough to disqualify non-whites as a whole, I'm stupid enough to try to disqualify them in parts"
By trying to not sound racist, you made yourself look like a fucking retard.

What I'd like to do:
>talk to her while I massage the sunscreen into her, make a few jokes
>ask her back to my room
>or her's
>fuck her like there's no tomorrow
>pull the nigger shit, and knock her up
>leave while she's asleep

What I'd actually do:
>assume she's trying to make a(n) (ex)boyfriend jealous
>assume he's of the approximate size and temperament of a bull
>pretend I didn't hear her
>move on

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>attempt to rob me

Niggers aren't interested in your Iphone 4s.

I have a negress gf and I am saving this because it gives me white boners.

fuck you

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Lynch