/cric/: Australian """bowling""" edition

Sri Lanka 289/7 (115.2 ov) vs Australia

England vs Pakistan starts in 3 hours

Scotland vs UAE starts in 3 hours

India A bowled out for 55 vs Australia A

AusWORMS losing to subhumans.

Everything is right in the world. AusWORMS aren't even human let alone subhuman.

>AusWORMS aren't even human let alone subhuman.

what

How the genuine fuck is this still going?

Weren't they like 5/20?

200 partnership between di silva and chandimal

>tfw Australia won't win a test series in Asia in your lifetime

SQUISHED

fuck off fag, some of us have watched cricket for longer than 2 years like you and daniel

that said, i nearly, unironically, went to SL for this series. I only didnt because my SLankan m8 isnt in SL atm and im not going there unless im spoonfed
>fucking state of me

Surprised you didn't convince him to go to SL while you raped his gf again krazykuck

>Match delayed by rain

crickket is gay

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warner going to out, isn't he?

Is it fun eating frost for breakfast?

>posting in a malkush thread

>WARNER

Shouldn't you be sticking high pressure air hoses up 12 year old boys asses and blowing them up ankush?

>Cricket of Ausfailia

is this the /bundes/ thread?

where are all the australians? lmao

yes

nah.
baseball thread this.

SQUISH AusWORMS

Reminder that Based RC correctly stated that Warncuck is a flat track bully

are >we literally Mitchell Starc: the team, in all formats now?

>Stuart Broad is set to play in the Big Bash League if he fails to make England's limited-overs squad to tour India in January.

>ESPNcricinfo understands Broad is close to agreeing terms with a BBL team, most likely the Hobart Hurricanes, as he attempts to reinvigorate his white-ball career and force his way back into contention for England's ODI squad ahead of the 2017 Champions Trophy and the 2019 World Cup.

That's a fucking shithouse decision if Hobart sign Bread. He is fucking useless at pyjama. They may aswell just use whatever trash local Tassie seamer like Hilfenhaus that they can get. He will be even worse than Darren Sammy

i think ill watch manchester united - bournemouth today

fun fact: the BPL is no longer on television in Australia

i couldnt watch it even if I wanted to

>what are streams

>what is optus

>what is Australian internet
and im not watching 140p

what channel is Optus on m8?

why warner wants to get out so early ?
is it too humid there in lanka?

>go to #1
>muh golden generation
>we're going to beat India, we promise

You are literally West Indies-tier. This whole series has been a complete waste of time.

Get good you miserable fucks.

>watching ausfalia
>not watching the englel collapse that is imminent

>tfw watching kohli root and smith have their averages hammered this summer while KANE statpadded against zimbabwe

based statsbro

>Kohli fell for the number 3 meme
>hasn't passed double figures

loving every laugh

>comes in at number 3
>to fit soshit into the lineup
fucks sake

It's like England all over again.

p-please don't bowl the big strong red ball at my 5th stump

>dropping Vijay for Nohit

lmfao i had such high hopes for Kohli

it's all a cunning plan to get Ashwin to become the #1 ranked batsmen

Rohit is literally better than Vijayna

How apoplectic would gatecuck be if Ashwin was the #1 batsman and bowler at the same time

>m-muh Marsh
>1(ONE) fifty in 17(SEVENTEEN) tests

KEK

@70317958

THIS is bait.

Do NOT respond to it.

Do you mean this post?

Christ Norgay, is this your fulltime job?

What is with you and making bogeymen? gateloser literally agreed with me that MMarsh needs to be dropped

nope, Vijay is much better than Shitkar but Rohit will be world-class if he is given an extended run in the team

Rohit is the Indian PJ Hughes, apart from the dead part

>vijay
>solid opener

>rohit
>shit number 5

also if not rohit at least dhawan should be dropped for vijay
poor pujara though, just doesn't play enough meme shots

Rohit Sharma is literally Ramprakash-tier in tests. If by the Indian Phil Hughes you mean an overrated hack who only scored 2 centuries before the world worked him out, then sure.

He has never shown an inch of his talent in boreblock. His ""innings"" in the Adelaide test was abysmal.

I have no idea why he's still around when there are objectively better batsmen in the wings.

Pujara should become an opener. He doesn't look like a no3 to me

By the Indian PJH, I mean never picked at the right time, always picked at the wrong time (as PJH was in 2010/11) and always dropped if he has one bad game.

I like the England selectors and their approach of giving players a run. Their only fault is that they're doing it with an absolute fucking hack and player who LITERALLY would not make a single Shield team in Australia, Alex Fales

They gave Rohit Sharma an extended run last year and he flopped every time.

India has too much talent to waste test caps on him. He's a gun in ODIs but lacks the mental game for tests.

I disagree. I can't think of a single player in world cricket with more natural talent than Rohit. Maybe David Warner, thats it.

If they invest in him, he'll come good. If they do a PJH on him, he'll be Yuvraj 2.0

>ballance

Hales, Cuckfield and Ballance out

DBD, Hildreth and Buttler in

Need a spinner for the subcontinent

australia aren't doing too bad with the bat so far tb h

They'll probably bring in Ansari as a third spinner and play Moeen and Rashid

Bairstow is good enough to play as a batsman and not good enough to keep in India. You need a specialist keeper.

Vijay would be an excellent number 3 but he's already a top level opener. But if Rahul and Dhawan are going well it might be worth having Vijay 3, Kohli 4 and Rahane 5.

OUT

Adam Zampa

both games are on drinks break ya fuck

How the fuck am i supposed to know that?

and why are you in the /bundes/ thread?

the fuck m8
I'm not in there
and I assumed you knew because you're posting in here

>its a SSC 5-day draw episode

this is the /bundes/ thread you idiot

sweeping with the back of the bat

WAT

I have no idea what you're trying to do here

Do you know how Sup Forums works?

trying too hard.

slightly embarrassing

Lads i'm going to be a cricket player for norways cricket team any advice?

I plan on working my way up from the lower leagues until i make it to the national team.

Play cricket good.

Be better than other Norwegians who are good.

Just played a game of five five in dbc 14 lads.

England will unironically win this.

got hit by fucking irfan for four

k

are >we actually batting, dare I say it, well?

is shaun marsh the messiah?

What is this thread about?

NorGODS superiority over AusWORMS

this has been a quality 12 hour effort Norgay

has he been doing this for 12 hours?

the absolute madman

>stumps
>S.Marsh 64*
>Smith 61* back at #3

Boourns and Carcharger on suicide watch

nah, its the SSC

I could score a century on this thing

>Bairstow now has a 40+ average

>England wont get the 9 trophy meme
>England wont be ranked 1st
absolutely fucking based

mfw innings victory

Is 2 runs, dare I say it, the most dangerous lead?

*squish* *squash*

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>making Pakistan bat for just ONE over
Based England

There's someone unironically tweeting to TMS asking for Bayliss to get sacked JEJ

People saying we're a shit side now because we drew a series after beating everyone else

nice proxy malu

Not me dickhead

>It looked like we were playing at home.

Please have sex