Civilization Thread continued
Civilization Thread continued
Yellow begins to practice Judaism and open a bank
Castle's gonna take me a while to draw
Stone turns into rock golem
yellow offers themselves as breeding slaves for reds war machine as they prepare a crusade on the bluegers
it start to rain again. heavier this time. make some typhoones and shit
Blue find a coal mine
And while mining it red build a bridge to them
op this just took place
I saw, also checked
It begins to snow
the rain turns into liquid lsd
Blue finds out about Viagra
the acid is equivalent to 10 hits per drop.
reroll
Red start fishing and pull a gun out of water
Yellows build a wall / village. It happens in one turn because of slave labor
well it looks like everyone is in for a trip
Checked
Dinosaur permanently settles in Blue Side's Forest.
Roll
Damn
but trades it to the other team for wood
kek
I'm too lazy to draw a proper castle so here
you fool
yellows build robots to fight for them
Makes no sense, blue has more wood
The rain begins again and lasts several turns, getting progressively worse.
Invoking my OP is a faggot powers and ignoring this
but the have to be plugged in to work
blue nukes everyone GG
Red makes an orgy
r3r0ll
Rerawr
Reroll
i am ok with this. if dubs spawn a cow where ever
rollin
thr3r0ll
Blue starts a farm
Blue builds a water mill
r4r0ll
rerawr #5
we burn the bank down during the tsunami of fucking rain
...
one moar
...
Not this shit again
every male becomes a shemale
GOYIM!
Chink jews build a bank
The torrential downpour starts washing the tank away
You have to start all over or you mother will die at her sleep tonight
Kim Jong Un donates a free nuke with all accessories included
a new religion comes into being, dividing half of the chosen people and influencing them in his noodly ways
Op......you are truly a faggot.
re. also fuck capchas
Blues nuke the chinks. Blues had their women stolen by the ooga booga blues who run away and get wiped out. Red wins.
everyone looks like this now
all of blue has gay sex til they die
red builds mc'donalds and strip clubs.
no. if this post is dubs 5 chickens spawn on the map
Yellow Jews begin offering home loans to the blues, with interest
OP, pic one:
>Blue
Adopts king and begins constructing farms
>Red
Applies for a loan to buy a new tank
>Yellow
Offers Blue and Red 'currency'
roll
Op is a fag and this is now a shitpost thread
...
lel
boredom intensifies. everyone takes a nap on this team
>Waa muh lsd post didn't happen
God mode op... Not even your faggot powers can match
I don't want to pick. Majority vote out of the first ten replies to my post.
really? also if dubs make volcano on this teams side
Yellow
Blue Team
red
Blue
The Jews
red plox
Its trips... Do them all faggot
This
Nah, picking is more interesting.
Carry on with the vote OP
this
Blue
God mode nigger
The user asked me to pick one, so that's what I'm doing
Bluee
them missd quints though
Rerolls are ok on the vote just get it over with fuck
The user also didn't expect to activate god mode
ok fuck that. im rolling to make a new mayor . who is purple
And check the dubs do all 3... They can coincide with each other
Chink jews give blue money for farms and red money for a tank
This isn't complex autismo
As the user who got God mode, I really wanted OP to pick so he could gear the thread in whatever direction worked best for him.
this team gets cancer
The direction that works best for me is the one that gets me in bed asleep the soonest.
Start rolling for catastrophic stuff guys!
Stfu beta fag and pick a roll for yourself
reeeeeee
yellow invents war and shares it with blue
LSD posters and 'waaah god mode' posters go to bed --the architects of this realm disappear and so does the world we see before us.
In that case
Rolling for shoving 10lbs of dirt up their ass
fuck ill roll for that
Rolling for op to drink bleach and take a permanent siesta
rolling for this. bush went to 7/11