Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Daijoubu desu~

Wew, better be careful then. I would be so mad at myself if I sank one.
Sounds nice and chill.
3 was great too. I just love the tanks, on Xbox I was in the top 3 percent worldwide of tank skill rating.
I ship it~

Miho claimed

Claimed.

Claiming Felix

You expect me to be above all that?
>

(Felix)
For those of you who have the insomnia bug, I take 5mg of melatonin and it really helps. I'm not supposed to take it, but you can't test for it on a piss test.

And I don't know if you drink a lot, but my drinking was really exasperating my insomnia and depression, and preventing me from really coping with it.

(Shizuru)
What rank are you? I'm somewhere between bad and okay.

>
Is there a game we all could play?

>Suika claimed

>All these lewds

Cool!


>Goodnight /waifu

Not all that smug but still waifu

Yes, but you should atleast get used to that name.
That goes for any game where there are different classes and abilities.
The fact that they were rare ones didnt help.

still here

I want sweets.

Oh

>eureka
LIES
I know that but still though lol. Oh?
Kek wine and pizza again? You can hide it. I'm @ShinoaBro

Thanks

>makoto
Majority rule with shipmaster

No..

Cute

Was 55ish last season. Not ranked right now.
Yup.

Goodnight SSS.2

Night!
No kidding, the only ship I have almost lost is my I-168.
Oh?

>tfw senpai calls you adorable, even though you are not

...

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But you are.

It just occurred to me that Ive been using the same riding pants for nearly 5 years. Boots are going on 2 years. Helmet is easily 5 years. Yet my jacket is the most damaged piece. At 1 year.

But I'm not

Stop lying

Still better than Akitsushima or Nimu

clams are for hams

...

me^
claim

But waifu is for laifu

Waffles, waffles, crispy golden waffles.
Claimed.

hi mami

now we're getting somewhere

>hikage

Hiya comrade

Not sure what you mean.

Well, Im out. Heading home in the wet. See you all in maybe 1 hour. Maybe 2. Depends on what I have to do when I get home.

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

You got a shipping pic?

Evening, how are things?
Guten abend, camarada.
Como va?

ryhming game with meaningful and cool ryhmes

>hikage

theyre ok

>hikage

I don't lie, Kitten.

It's a Mami.

No, but I'm sure I can make one.

They must be rare, never heard of either...
Mildly random, yet funny.

I already agreed with you on Telegram!

Shipping?

I'm pretty good brah, you?

Both are event boats.
Nimu is the new sub.

Off for a nap or something,see you later.

I'd like to see this

Like me!

Lol yes

Maybe eureka went to bed? :/

hey do you have a friend thats waifu is the fate stay sword girl

Bye kitty.

maybe.

Im so fucking bored.

Good to see, what have you been up to?
It's a 1girl antenna!
How's the evening treating ya?
Have you been at school?
I'm good, been up and about with work. Also tried out the BF1 beta, which I got to say looks promising.

One day, Smugs. But I'm starving and tired, so not today.

>Maybe eureka went to bed? :/
Then maybe you should go join her. :^)

Best sniper scythe waifu claimed

Ah thats why. I dont know anything about events. Might have to go do some reading.
Sounds good, take it easy and see you around Syndra!
Why do I get the feeling that Smug describes you much more so than I expected.... Kek.
You mean Saber? I dont know if I would say we are friends yet, I dont know enough about Saber to truly call him a friend. Why do you ask?

Claiming Akame
>tfw I 420 all the time so I am also red eyes

I don't go to school nigga, you confusin me for the other Yuno?

Heya Ruby

Howdy Akame!

I'm just a bit sleepy lol

Get food dude lol

WEW LAD
>

No other reason why I picked shinoa:p

being to a simple farmer and tending to my droprates, and coming to terms that life sucks

idk if it was saber, like two days ago someone with their waifu from az asked if my waifu was a boat hoping he found his friend, it was a brunette boat that he said if i remember correctly

hey you know, was it tsun that was on earlier that i talked to

>hikage

Almost 5am so sounds about right.

Chane claimed.

Yep, I was posting as someone else at the time

Claimed

Good news!
>Well, it was bad, bad, bad, then good news!
>The last option before 200% interest or begging like a hobo is probably going to work out!

I should, but my legs appear to not want to work at the moment...

I guess you choose well then. kek.
az? Whats that? huh... Was it Kongou?

Favorite anime opening?

youtu.be/tTAto8blwF8

Excellent taste

youtube.com/watch?v=2lx0S9LrOPc

alright didnt check who it was earlier so just making sure

who do you post as alternately, i forget

az arizona state, if you dont know then it might of been someone else

anything not hype, something calm

Alternate

>You Know

Evening.
I thought you were planning to or did, that's why I haven't seen you for a while....
I know Tsun does go to school.
Welcome aboard, though that can change, you got nothing planned for the future?
Missed my post?
Got none. Maybe if I invest more time to watching it perhaps. Also Evening To Game.
Evening Ontario.

youtube.com/watch?v=QxkMzn4et2U

Oh no, still in my uncle's a/c busniess, do jobs here and there
Plus knowing me, I heavily grind on destiny or runescape so I probably go some days without posting here because of it

Kek calling it a night now

Wew

Right? Gotta know you more before I say she fits you homie

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Yes, hello. How've you been?

It always made me feel like watching an opening to the original metal gear solid, the CG accounted for that too

alright noted

yes i have started to send in applications for jobs, so shit aint bad

alright good night

>hikage

Good night

Did anything for Hikage's birthday?

Bored and want to sleep, but i can't sleep.
Sucks.

Oh you meant the state. My bad.
Yeah I think you might be right about that.
Sorry wish I could be of more help.
youtube.com/watch?v=IGX4ARsfSbw
Fair enough. It was nice meeting you! Have a good night.

Night.

Never played mgs 1

You never replied! Maybe you forgot the link?

Night Smugs, I'll tease you about your ship later.

Same?

I picked up the legacy collection.

Take some temazepam

You seem to really like posting lewds of your waifu dont you?
Also I dont believe we have met, hello.

Good to know, still making that money. How much hours did you invest in those games, if had to guess?
Also are you planning to go to school?
Guten nacht.
I'm fine, just watching American History X with another person. How about yourself?
There you go! Hope it turns for the best.
What jobs are you applying for?
I linked to the wrong one...... Apologizes. Here.

Maybe if i had a reason to go to sleep on time. I do not though.
That insomnia life...

I feel like having my soul ripped in half so I'm rewatching Katanagatari

You want to though, that's reason enough

damn im tired forgot it was the ninth, thought it was the tenth today and was gonna say i forgot

im not sure what i should do, maybe get a job, get another 3ds with senran and marathon, but theres a problem with that
>no job
>brokes

nah its fine, dude was like did i finally find my friend, because i said something like, "hey i live in az too", asks me if my waifu is a boat (i was posting with no waifu that night), ask him what boat his friends waifu is, and that hes joining the navy or something(not his friend, but he himself is joining something) also said he likes boats himself not the anime waifu kind like physical shit

ive applied for a couple places not that many only 3
>grocery store
>theatre
>other grocery store


>hikage

Last I checked, over 1600 hours for destiny
over a year into 3000 hours in oldschool runescape
The damn site that tracks people's hours isnt finding my player for some reason

Eh.. I'm not too fond of school, I have learning disability or ADD or some shit

Get 3ds and hack it, get both senrans free

Try again.

Ah I see. Misunderstanding all the way around then. kek.
Oh, I think its the Amatsukaze claimer your thinking of. Ive talked to him a few times.

Ok

Dont know if i ever really seen you post.

Yep....

Eh. I will in a little bit. Want to join me? Naps are good.

I haven't been around much. Still rather new here.
>Wew nice pic

C L A I M

i might of worded weird, my 3ds dont works anymore

do you live in arizona?

>hikage

AMAZING! BASED AUSTRALIAN FRIEND CAME THROUGH FOR ME!
>PIC VERY MUCH RELATED!

Must be a good show, with that metaphor.
What time of day is it for you? If I may ask?
I'm not much of a people's person, just can't handle ignorance.
Grocery can be fun I heard, just pay is low. Theater, not sure about that, must be easy, or messy.
When did you complete them?
Oh goodness that's load of hours, makes mine look like minutes...... I would assume you're having fun while doing so?
>Learning disability
I didn't know that.....

I'm 50/50 on school, seems like a waste or I could be missing out.

So many ship girls.....

Naps are bad, but yes.
Nice.

It's about 12:30 PM right now.

Why?

Can't be that bad if you're agreeing to it, hmm?

Off topic: Just looked up hikage figure on amazon..... $500 dollary doos... jesus h christ..

I laugh, cry, shout in anger, the works

Yep, highschool was um.. interesting til they placed me in some special ed-ish program making it easier for me to graduate

Calamity-masu'd

Bloating in stomach, dunno what it could be

No. North Dakota.
Haha yeah I noticed. There are quite a few.
>Nice filename.

Rich fag.

>Waifu claiming
what does that even mean?
if can make up an answer to this then take a good look in the mirror and cry.

>Ican engrish