About to win women's beach volleyball

>about to win women's beach volleyball
>about to win basketball (tyb delly)
>going to win win 50km walk
>going to win men's and women's hockey
Are we, dare I say it, about to make a comeback?

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>yfw choke city
>yfw you'll still be cucks

Reminder that Tony Abbott is no longer prime minister

>going to win win 50km walk

Based WalkBro

He's the Prime minister of my heart

Hockey sucks, you can have it.

>winning at walking
Christ it just keeps getting worse for you guys.

yeah I doubt you fat cunts do a lot of walking

WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)

WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)

WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)

WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)

WalkGod is perfection.

WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.

WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent

WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.

WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.

WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.

These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.

The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.

WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."

You'll choke.

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Here in America everything is handed to us on a golden platter, not a bronze one.

i want him back

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>Will Australia, i dare say, kangeroo their way back to the top echelon of the medal table?!

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>about to win
HOWEVER

Not likely kek

Didn't our men's team get BTFO in hockey?

I can't wait to watch the dumb Americans get wrecked by Delly in our next matchup.

>getting your hopes this high
I'm starting to feel bad for you cucks

Have Roy & HG been on this time around

Probably the highlight of 2000 after losing my v-card during the opening ceremony

You're way too old to be here unless you got molested or something.

My uncle raped me during Atlanta

>some cunt deleted my walkGOD tweet to jarred Tallent

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

33, I'm reasonably sure there's a few of us getting on a bit here.

reported by straffo

Hey at least over half your medals aren't from sports where machines do most of the work like the UK

Great job Australia you really are putting on a performance! I feel a 2nd place finishing coming on

Reminder that walking and hockey will be our easiest gold since the mining boom

>walking
>they're actually proud of this
Next you'll win gold at sleeping

>ameriscooters literally cant walk so they use mobility scooters
the absolute city of USA

>tfw finally making my parents proud
feels good lad

what did you tweet him?

Something like, All the best at rio, you are my walkGOD mate

>at least my mobility scooter is gold.

I hope you BTFO of our basketball team. I'm getting tired of our primadonna NBA players treating the Olympics like it's some vacation just have fun dicking around with each other on some cruise ship. Companies and the biggest stars have also turned it into a proxy sneaker war battleground with sponsorships and a hot bed of conspiring for the superteams to ruin the NBA further.

These people have made a mockery of it all and taken away the competitive spirit of the past and the whole point of international competition in the first place.

>ameriscooters cant even greentext

buggerations

What is everyone watching right now?

just woke up, did china apologize to us yet?

>American can't work out how simple machines work
Explains a lot. Best you stick to events that well trained dolphins could compete in.

It would do wonders in growing the sport here too. It's been getting pretty popular in recent years although our domestic league still hasn't really taken off yet.

But I think they really can do it, they're the best team we've ever had and as you say the US B team doesn't take this shit seriously. They got a bit of a wake up call in our last encounter though so who knows how the rematch will turn out (if there is one).

you now remember the golden age where >our sprinters didn't even have to win as long as they had a massive dong flopping around to keep the media happy

I can't live knowing I'll never be with the Ford girl.

They're on TripleM from 12noon to 1.

Hahaha Fucking savage

Well, ex-farm machinery wins most of their medals.

yeah, I'm not a tradie

Never forget

Just podcast it. It's been pretty good so far, but not a scratch on the past shows.

>Hahaha Fucking savage

tradie cunts on trains always smell like shit

>going to win women's hockey
Nieuw-holland a.u.b.

nu-male detected

Kys walkcunt

>town hall station

poot bloke is commuting back to his cave in Penrith

Tradies don't ride public transport, how would you carry your tools?

I know >our Internet is shite, but I compressed it to

Butthurt?

Lol, i didn't even notice that queer in the back desperately clutching onto his women (though he would never call her "his" women, because women aren't objects to be owned xD) while she gets moist thinking of copping a dusty digit in her axe wound.

The expression on the guy says everything, he holds on to the girl so tight as he stares at the tradie cunt with deep hate because he feels threatened

the twitter has had some pretty great moments

>He thinks they will beat us in beachvolleyball
LMAO

please, that thing has been nothing but pure cancer

Is this the official au/sp/ thread?

only since Ivan got access to it and turned it into his personal escorts feed

kek, not likely