Ladies and gentlemen, women

Ladies and gentlemen, women.

LOL she's even got the snap chat dog filter on her profile pic, so you know it'll be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

>bragging about trying to be a gold digging whore
Womemes were a mistake

>5150 miles away

truly degenerate

Singapore should really consider removing that turkmenistan-esque crescent from their flag. Can't help but think "islamic shithole -- avoid" when looking at it. Seems like an even shittier indonesia.

>What is the distance from Brazil to Texas

What is the distance from my cock to your mouth?

Literal gold digger

Whatever the distance we are apart, minus two inches for your tiny excuse for a penis.

Man, singapure is such a great city to visit. Living there may be shit due to police state but as a visitor it's just great

haha WRONG it's actually in your mouth because your a cocksucker LOL

That's literally the reason they added the crescent there, to keep their Muslim population happy. And they added the stars to keep the Chinese happy

This is her. This hurts a lot as a man. Even an olympian gold medal athlete who is not that bad looking gets ignored by some 3/10 ugly spic.

Now he knows he'll only get dates and women that are famediggers.

Her twitter is @sabwow btw

Lmao makes me feel better desu

Why would you care if an ugly sloot ignores you?

Stop being such a fucking beta.

I'm glad I have choose waifuism

Kek. Love that saying

Fucking hell lol

Would you say that it triggers you?

stop pretending to be chad

this hurts people's confidence

This is exactly my problem.
They are so spoiled for choice Olympians arent good enough, even if a basement dweller like me gets his shit together ill have to struggle.

asian women should be gassed.

>This girl was too good for an Olympian

It's basically 5/10 women pretending they are worth 8-9/10 because once a 9/10 drunk chad fucked her in the ass while at a party.

I got a sensible chuckle from the fact that you said Ladies and gentlemen. As though you were presenting women to themselves.

wtf is this dog shit i keep seeing?

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This desu

Modern females, lad

I hoped someone would notice that lel

snapchat filter

also, code for 'i am a thot'

Like men never lose their spaghetti.

prophetic.

It obscures the nose/chin etc. Areas of the face people tend to be insecure about. They also think it would make them seem cuter/ more funloving.
They are wrong.

What is wrong with this, except his opening line is cringe as fuck

what the is the asian mom supposed to do? Try and convince asian girls that this short tiny dicked nerd is better than chad?

it's "cute" user

Im a 35 year oldishfag, trust me, it gets hilariously better from here. Most of them start getting baby rabies and are yearning for that big white wedding. You wont really ever have more power in the dating game, but it gets a whole lot more equal tbqh.

Wait a minute, have those comics been made by a fucking male hapa all along? No wonder he's so fucking bitter and resentful

I instantly think less of anyone who uses this kind of stupid shit, and I'm relatively young. Am I a jaded outcast or just not a nu-male?

it's standard af, and look at how she replied
t. gretchen
where is the spaghetti?

It means avoid this fucking retard

he started a fire.

Im 29 and /fit/ with a good job. Get and keep your shit together and the power swings your way in your late 20s. Make these bitches beg

cofano sbozzato tier

true facts were never spoken.

>sabwow
she is spic

Women in America are fucking disgusting

Should I practice fucking prostitutes now so that I'm not a complete noob when it comes to sexxing them later on?

his mother isn't.

It already starts to swing at 25. That beautiful, magical number that suddenly makes them realise 30 is not really that far away.

Fucking hell, she's ratchet and he's objectively at least an 8/10.

Exactly how hot did she think she was?

I think this was part of some of the anons that were spoofing their geos

>Good thabks

Women just want people who can spell m8

CHANG STOP

glad i don't live in anglo saxon problems where white people and asians have these thoughts

no just fuck some fat/ugly/desperate ones to get it out of the way

hurts me a little every time, but the pains reminds me that I am still alive.

She wants a white husband so her kids wont be shit tier though

Sure that Singapork guy is a gold medallist but he's still just one bad day from being elliot rogers 2.0

fuckin hell

This is some top quality bants

>tfw 22 and still basically a neet (have part time work atm but won't for long)
I think the only good job prospects I can get here is being a drug dealer
I guess at least me being stupid in school that I got to experience most of the goldern era of counter strike/WoW/warcraft 3, when they were decent games and not full of casuals who hack/bot

Yea man, being able to tell your grandkids that you were there for the Golden age of world of warcraft is definitely worth being a neet

>grandkids
i think you're overestimating
would be good to have an army of nooblets tho

Did you make that thread about that skinny Somali you imported?

>snapcancer filter
disgusting

It's good that he's learning the place men have below women in society.

do you think she would have turned him down if he was white?

lets find out.

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>opening with a compliment
>how are you
>what are you doing

jesus wet this is weak game skills

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Whats wrong with that?

op here with oc

Can't win the game. Don't play.

context

Don't message her back, Joseph, she's not worth it.

I'd like to see the answer for the escort one. It sounds like the start to a really good neg.

pls risbong

Asians have a hard time on tinder many profile says no asian guys

Nothing if you're good looking.

If you're an ugly manlet then you need to neg them or something to bait a response out of outrage.

>tfw 26 year old neet
>will never have a good job

At least i'm not fat

>"...and that's when I called her a fucking whore"
>"ooh, epic neg bro, did she immediately faceplant on your cock?"

not creating your own business and become the new Moot Zuckerberg

how do you get by

Silly me. I guess a proper display of chivalry is how to pick up chicks in America.

bennies

Benefits and live with me mum at the moment, no idea what i'll do in the future, probably be dead.

>women's sexual liberation

we have to go back

SAVAGE

do you live in the cosy countryside

the best part is she actually did send a message back. 4 months later. right after he won gold.
completely fucking shameless.

Lol if I got rejected by this I'd literally kill myself. Good thing this dude has a gold medal and can fuck anyone now

Fuck this hook up culture bullshit. She'll end up with some average Paco anyway.

post it

holy shit that's pathetic hahaha

what does it mean if a girl pokes you?

grill detected

Ok a few things bare with me im getting old it seems.

Whats snap chat? and why is a filter used on it?
What is a thot?

>facial abuse
Love the little details in this one

No, shitty Northampton.