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Chess edition

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just rolled a cheeky single skinner

play me in chess now you bruce cunt

First for the First Mummy of the USA

Are all brits gay because the women there are so ugly?
Serious replies only please.

Germans killed somewhere between 2 and 3 million Soviet prisoners of war

having a look

I don't know how to play chess
And 6,000,000,000 jews

You better not be that hangover wank

think I need to start my own business lads

working for someone else is soul draining

*looks back*

>I don't know how to play chess
now that's embarrasing

do NOT forget about the 6 gorillion

guy said this to my gf

>qt liked my instagram video
night's looking up lads

I guess it just never interested me. Thanks for making me feel mentally handicapped

>yes
what did she mean by this

Cannot STAND driving in London lads.

How do people just walk out into the middle of the road? They don't look or anything, I cannot comprehend how they just move out into traffic without even glancing.

I was going along earlier and this couple were pushing a buggy with another kid walking alongside and they didn't notice it wonder into the road, I honked loudly and they only realised when it was about to go past my side into the next lane.

ah yes, negging

poz my negole

no but I do have a touch of the ol' yellow fever and by a touch I mean I exclusively date oriental women

An actual greasy fedoralord once asked the gf to bin me in favour of him because he knew her much better

Theyd met once and he'd attempted to grope her tits

Why were you driving in London?

And you're the one wrapped in 2 tonnes of metal. It's your job to notice them

>chess

>london
stopped reading there

ex once had a '''friend''' propose to her over the phone and didn't agree to stop talking to him once she told me about it

Didn't keep her round long after that

gf left me

tried to give it another go and she thought it wasnt working

need to smash a new one how do i do it lads feelin a bit shit

prepare for le epic rasheed comments from provincials

Lee Rigby murderer had his teeth knocked out by prison guards and is now trying to sue the state for £20,000

Based Paul nuttall from the ukips thinks they should be executed

coz you're always liable, why should they care?

you will create someone like me, a Sup Forums poster
how does that feel

Cars move too slowly to cause damage where i live. Saves time just walking through roads instead of waiting for a green light.

no i haven't played you before

confident i could kick ur a** though

ran into a canadian in a german hostel and he talked about chess for 2 hours straight

a student of the soggy pua school or whatever the fuck his name is

incredibly good post

have you ever tried to play seriously online? knew a guy that got 2.3k rating on chess.com, dont know if that's good or not

he looks like an oblivion character desu

>it's a be really tired, get in to bed, can't sleep, spend 2 hours having an existential crisis episode

Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?

Funny enough I literally did run into one in thailand, like bumped into him

He was full blown autistic. He always tried to hangout with the hostel staff and sat in the lobby all day. Everyone did their best to avoid him because he'd try to cling to any group.

Fucking weird guy

What does his prescient mind see? What is the Golden Path?

>hangover wank
Wow rude.

1
foy

Now that's some aspergers right there

Maybe once I'm on my break in an hour or two, at work right now x

one of my favourites

all me

kek drivers are not liable at all if some retard walks in to the road and gets run over as long as they're not speeding or anything

ok i will wait

*has a sit down and pretends to be texting but is actually just refreshing bbc sport mindlessly*

Barbecue sauce depresses me.

It brings back the feelings I felt at 4am in a dingy Manchester flat as I was coming down off a cocktail of drugs, and sitting on the floor eating Iceland chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce.

I hate barbecue sauce.

In that photo he is using his third eye to channel subliminal messages into his fathers brain in order to gradually bring the human race into a higher state of concioussness

Truly our guy

feels like carrying on the family tradition 2bh

proud of you Elliot my son

...

just seen this comment on a facebook post about women breastfeeding in public

>Women always cry at silly shit :P - It's good to see them standing up for her but they shouldn't have to anyways... we all need to eat.. it's just she chooses to give her baby tit instead of bottle... I don't see the difference desu, bit hot if you ask me ;)

tipping so hard rn

only barron knows how bad things truly are

one day i WILL become a druggy
i don't see any other way i'll be able to deal with life

Sorry mate
*kisses you tenderly on the cheek*

every photo of barron looks like the ghost of trump's little brother that died in his childhood

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roaring lads

amerinigs are literally apes

Don't do it lad
Abusing them isn't good for you

i have similar feelings about lucozade. someone told me that lucozade is good for rehydrating yourself after being on mdma all night and it probably is but it's forever associated with fucking raw comedowns in my mind

is it racialist of me to take something else away from this? hmmm

Wew. *blushes*

not even midnight yet

More like 5 decades of niggers

The rising crime rate with the influx of black workers caused auto manufacturers to get the fuck out of there

work hard all week and nail enough drugs and booze on the weekends to kill a horse. that's my motto

Asians are better than whites?

*walks in drinking my tea*

oy oy lad

remember when midnight used to feel really late?

>Older sister has a pic of her during the march
>Shes holding a sign
>it says "my pussy grabs back"

fuck sake

>gas chamber

Don't you mean the de-lousing chambers? I bet you think the Nazis made soap and lampshades out of Jew organs.

Yeah, exactly the same thing.

Whenever I taste barbecue sauce it's like I'm back in that flat coming down off a fuckload of drugs and it's a very melancholy feeling. Interesting how strong the sensations come back.

that's also true yes

This famalam

i saw your post you utter mess i chose not to dignify it with a response

Give me her number bro

Test the theory

Md doesn't really cause dehydration mate. Probably more useful to drink it on a hangover

hooting

no

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doing a watch

which is more impossible, faster than light travel, or time travel?

>Tfw one of those people that grew I to my face as i got older

Now that I'm mid 20s the type of 18-21 year olds girls that didn't like me when I was their age are all into me and say I'm handsome

do you get better looking as you get older?

really hope so haha

>holocaust denial
edgy

Mate

Oh, that.

Yeah

masculine features tend to look great as you age

if you look like some runt though you're fucked

ah yes dancing like a retard for 7 hours straight and drinking sips of water every hour is sure to leave you well hydrated. fuck off you utter retard

haha imagine still looking 17 when you're in your late 20s haha can you imagine that haha

WAKEY WAKEY FASCIST

faster than light travel

Did not get a word of that

Neighbours have been shouting and banging around because of fucking FIFA for days so I've taken to hitting a ball against the connecting wall whenever I can hear it

Hmmm

>mfw women peak at 15-20
>mfw men peak at 20-40
Sometimes I want to be a woman but then I remember that older I'd look ugly as fuck.

if I was a girl i'd be a slag for sure

>tfw will never have an alien gf

absolute nonce

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>not drinking water
It's almost as if you're choosing to be dehydrated. Go to a club completely sober, you'll be dehydrated the morning after if you don't drink water... same can't be said for alcohol.