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just rolled a cheeky single skinner
play me in chess now you bruce cunt
First for the First Mummy of the USA
Are all brits gay because the women there are so ugly?
Serious replies only please.
Germans killed somewhere between 2 and 3 million Soviet prisoners of war
having a look
I don't know how to play chess
And 6,000,000,000 jews
You better not be that hangover wank
think I need to start my own business lads
working for someone else is soul draining
*looks back*
>I don't know how to play chess
now that's embarrasing
do NOT forget about the 6 gorillion
guy said this to my gf
>qt liked my instagram video
night's looking up lads
I guess it just never interested me. Thanks for making me feel mentally handicapped
>yes
what did she mean by this
Cannot STAND driving in London lads.
How do people just walk out into the middle of the road? They don't look or anything, I cannot comprehend how they just move out into traffic without even glancing.
I was going along earlier and this couple were pushing a buggy with another kid walking alongside and they didn't notice it wonder into the road, I honked loudly and they only realised when it was about to go past my side into the next lane.
ah yes, negging
poz my negole
no but I do have a touch of the ol' yellow fever and by a touch I mean I exclusively date oriental women
An actual greasy fedoralord once asked the gf to bin me in favour of him because he knew her much better
Theyd met once and he'd attempted to grope her tits
Why were you driving in London?
And you're the one wrapped in 2 tonnes of metal. It's your job to notice them
>chess
>london
stopped reading there
ex once had a '''friend''' propose to her over the phone and didn't agree to stop talking to him once she told me about it
Didn't keep her round long after that
gf left me
tried to give it another go and she thought it wasnt working
need to smash a new one how do i do it lads feelin a bit shit
prepare for le epic rasheed comments from provincials
Lee Rigby murderer had his teeth knocked out by prison guards and is now trying to sue the state for £20,000
Based Paul nuttall from the ukips thinks they should be executed
coz you're always liable, why should they care?
you will create someone like me, a Sup Forums poster
how does that feel
Cars move too slowly to cause damage where i live. Saves time just walking through roads instead of waiting for a green light.
no i haven't played you before
confident i could kick ur a** though
ran into a canadian in a german hostel and he talked about chess for 2 hours straight
a student of the soggy pua school or whatever the fuck his name is
incredibly good post
have you ever tried to play seriously online? knew a guy that got 2.3k rating on chess.com, dont know if that's good or not
he looks like an oblivion character desu
>it's a be really tired, get in to bed, can't sleep, spend 2 hours having an existential crisis episode
Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
Funny enough I literally did run into one in thailand, like bumped into him
He was full blown autistic. He always tried to hangout with the hostel staff and sat in the lobby all day. Everyone did their best to avoid him because he'd try to cling to any group.
Fucking weird guy
What does his prescient mind see? What is the Golden Path?
>hangover wank
Wow rude.
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foy
Now that's some aspergers right there
Maybe once I'm on my break in an hour or two, at work right now x
one of my favourites
all me
kek drivers are not liable at all if some retard walks in to the road and gets run over as long as they're not speeding or anything
ok i will wait
*has a sit down and pretends to be texting but is actually just refreshing bbc sport mindlessly*
Barbecue sauce depresses me.
It brings back the feelings I felt at 4am in a dingy Manchester flat as I was coming down off a cocktail of drugs, and sitting on the floor eating Iceland chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce.
I hate barbecue sauce.
In that photo he is using his third eye to channel subliminal messages into his fathers brain in order to gradually bring the human race into a higher state of concioussness
Truly our guy
feels like carrying on the family tradition 2bh
proud of you Elliot my son
...
just seen this comment on a facebook post about women breastfeeding in public
>Women always cry at silly shit :P - It's good to see them standing up for her but they shouldn't have to anyways... we all need to eat.. it's just she chooses to give her baby tit instead of bottle... I don't see the difference desu, bit hot if you ask me ;)
tipping so hard rn
only barron knows how bad things truly are
one day i WILL become a druggy
i don't see any other way i'll be able to deal with life
Sorry mate
*kisses you tenderly on the cheek*
every photo of barron looks like the ghost of trump's little brother that died in his childhood
Don't do it lad
Abusing them isn't good for you
i have similar feelings about lucozade. someone told me that lucozade is good for rehydrating yourself after being on mdma all night and it probably is but it's forever associated with fucking raw comedowns in my mind
is it racialist of me to take something else away from this? hmmm
Wew. *blushes*
not even midnight yet
More like 5 decades of niggers
The rising crime rate with the influx of black workers caused auto manufacturers to get the fuck out of there
work hard all week and nail enough drugs and booze on the weekends to kill a horse. that's my motto
Asians are better than whites?
*walks in drinking my tea*
oy oy lad
remember when midnight used to feel really late?
>Older sister has a pic of her during the march
>Shes holding a sign
>it says "my pussy grabs back"
fuck sake
>gas chamber
Don't you mean the de-lousing chambers? I bet you think the Nazis made soap and lampshades out of Jew organs.
Yeah, exactly the same thing.
Whenever I taste barbecue sauce it's like I'm back in that flat coming down off a fuckload of drugs and it's a very melancholy feeling. Interesting how strong the sensations come back.
that's also true yes
This famalam
i saw your post you utter mess i chose not to dignify it with a response
Give me her number bro
Test the theory
Md doesn't really cause dehydration mate. Probably more useful to drink it on a hangover
hooting
no
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doing a watch
which is more impossible, faster than light travel, or time travel?
>Tfw one of those people that grew I to my face as i got older
Now that I'm mid 20s the type of 18-21 year olds girls that didn't like me when I was their age are all into me and say I'm handsome
do you get better looking as you get older?
really hope so haha
>holocaust denial
edgy
Mate
Oh, that.
Yeah
masculine features tend to look great as you age
if you look like some runt though you're fucked
ah yes dancing like a retard for 7 hours straight and drinking sips of water every hour is sure to leave you well hydrated. fuck off you utter retard
haha imagine still looking 17 when you're in your late 20s haha can you imagine that haha
WAKEY WAKEY FASCIST
faster than light travel
Did not get a word of that
Neighbours have been shouting and banging around because of fucking FIFA for days so I've taken to hitting a ball against the connecting wall whenever I can hear it
Hmmm
>mfw women peak at 15-20
>mfw men peak at 20-40
Sometimes I want to be a woman but then I remember that older I'd look ugly as fuck.
if I was a girl i'd be a slag for sure
>tfw will never have an alien gf
absolute nonce
>not drinking water
It's almost as if you're choosing to be dehydrated. Go to a club completely sober, you'll be dehydrated the morning after if you don't drink water... same can't be said for alcohol.