Starting hitpoints: 1000 Hydra wins if it gets to 3000 HP or if it manges to eat 100 peasants.
Even signles: you are a peasant and you get eaten. Add as many HP as the number BEFORE your last number to the total HP pool of the beast.
Odd singles: you are a peasant but you manage to evade the hydra's bite this turn.
Doubles: As a valiant knight you deal damage equal to 1/2 your DUBS number (rounded down) (22 / 2 = 11 damage for example)
00/77/99 special rule: CRITICAL HIT. Deal 60 damage.
66 special rule: you succumb to the Hydra's lure and begin serving it instead. You heal 33% of the total damage thus far received by the hydra (rounded down).
Trips: You are a powerful mage. Deal the sum of your TRIPS number + 50 as damage.
123 or 321 special rules: Wild surge! Remove 25% of the Hydra's remaining HP!
666 (Satanic trips): You are a deranged warlock that aids the beast. Fully heal the hydra and add 666 HP to it.
Quads: You are the God-King. At your choice, reduce the Hydra to 100 HP or set its hp at 2500 (evens: set to 2500, odds: reduce to 100 HP)
Are you a bad enough dude to save the kingdom?
Henry Wood
Bumping
Asher White
Faggot
Cameron Thomas
no u!
John Kelly
nah nigga, u
Ian Kelly
roll
Carter Johnson
Roll
Landon Clark
Roll for god king plz
Easton Jones
>thinking this shit will end before the thread 404's >actually calculating all this shit Do you fantasize about killing yourself op? Can this be an op suicide thread now?
