How is this going?

How is this going?

Needs more Bane

She better be fuckin hot because that emoji is giving me cancer.

Salvageable. Stop being so beta.

You're being way too vulnerable. Unless that's your girlfriend in which case you're doing great.

>cute? you must be a lolicon

Advice?

Don't overdo the compliments it loses its value if you keep doing it. Also it puts her up on a pedestal

Maybe try talking about something other than her appearance.

bitch cant take a compliment

one of the worst ive ever seen. dont compliment her on her fucking appearance, its the dullest, lamest, most boring shit you can talk about. say something interesting, let her talk about herself. youre a fucking creep.

Should have said, "I've never wanted to fuck a puppy before" then turn red when she asks about children...

Digging for attention.

Reply? I am not very good at this

This is some of the worst game I've ever seen.

it's a bot, it'll send you to a website to "verify" your ID

I haven't dated in 2 years

Send picture of the bitch so we can advice you good. Don't be a fag.

You're not going very bad boi, but stop saying she's pretty. Talk about yourself or make her talk about herself, no more.

Wanna make it 3 years? Jesus christ get your act together that's pathetic

Heh. Got no game and been dating a girl hotter then you could ever imagine. Feelsgoodman.

Op here I just asked what she was studying.

The whole point of texting it to lead to making plans with her. It's a means of getting her out with you and then escalating it from there, don't get caught up getting to know her over the phone

I think the wheels are coming off

Ask her why she uses tinder

Make fun of her for studying that bullshit

aka lel you watched too much CSI Miami

she's fishing attention and compliments from yo, you autistic fuck..

Or you don't just annihilate her with fucking questions.

The point of a question is to open up a conversation, you aren't the Spanish inquisition OP.

criminology with sociology, not worth it just leave

Ask her if you committed a crime would she turn you in.

Tell her "What a coincidence I'm the town rapist"

try to be more funny... Don't ask what she's doing on tinder, girls hate it. for exemple : Ask her if she chose her studies because of NCIS or because she hates nigger

This. She will say depends on the crime and you say necro and pedophilia same damn time

Brown eyes are a rarity too. But you know what, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I have a friend who studied that haha, her father killed her with a mallet.

This guy practices talking to women with clever bot.

Take his advice OP, really.

Talking to a brick wall

100% this

OP show us a picture of her

your questions are boring. Surprised she is still talking to u. She must be equally as bored.

you're really bad at it man. Don't jump from question to question, you have to make her develop her answers

>-"sounds interesting"
> dont show any interest and ask a total different question.

Another quick way to get in any girls trousers is throw this at em. "hey, wanna bang?" Then immediately follow up "*hang!! Shit lol". You won't believe how moist they get down there.

Well, back to talk to my babe CB!

Fuck me, op just kys

No, you're just asking fucking questions. She's clearly a boring cunt, but you're just as bad.

You were made for each other.

Rly retarded youse will never meet and fuck

You suck OP

This is my first time trying it but I don't think I'm using it right. What's the easiest way to ask you out for coffee or drinks? You've already fucked up and seemed beta enough that this will probably work

How to never get laid use the internet for hook ups

Dubs demand that you mention a pedophile ring in your next message

trying too hard.Tell more about yourself in your texts, interests and whatever, you sound fake and gay.

Not OP, but I am gay

you're such a fucking beta, no way you get your dick wet that way.

Do that op if that doesn't work nothing will

Wtf

Nice. You actually got some conversation here. Follow it

backed

Dude I have literally the same problem, no game. I've learned to accept that I have nothing to talk about and I just go straight to making plans to hang out, which more often then not works, and I get laid. So just move straight to hanging out.

Why the fuck is she watching a swedish TV series?

keep going and stop being a fucking beta and go full retard on compliments OP. if she likes you, she likes you. 100 compliments/minute is not going to make her like you.

OP tell her this, guaranteed to work.
Leg so hot
Hot hot leg
Leg so hot can fry a egg

RIP

Tired of this shit going nowhere. You wanna meet up later?

>every line a compliment
uber beta fag

Terrible line

not that bad actually

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Thats 50% ripperoni.

Pretty much agreed that she's not "gorgeous" top kek. Pay attention to wording, but not bad

show her profile faggot

Better than he was doing but still a terrible opener to going out

GJ user

She sounds fat

dont come on too strong with the complements

Tumblr fat

>opener to going out
wut? that's not an opener
also the line would be better if he said
>I can help you make some plans over drinks tonight. How about ... at ...

>boring questions, seems more like an interview
>girl replies with no interest
>finally seems like conversation is starting
>totally fucks it up with horrible pickup line

Congrats

WAT

Opening a new subject is a type of opener. If you're just chatting and you ask them out you open with something.

you fucked up user

the worst kind of fat then

What the fuck are you doing op that was terrible

RIP

Show us her picture OP you have to

shit nevermind

Yeah seriously dude show us already

Oap I have a ton of tinder whores I haven't used yet I will hijack the fuck out of your thread with a dubs decides unless you show us!

Feelsbadman

You were too pushy. RIP

dumb insecure faggot
RIP

I appoint you the new OP. Go ahead

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!" TAKE IT!

Well then smother that whore and let's get drunk and forget all about it! We can make sweet love on her hospital bed once they've cleared her body! Respectfully, in her memory of course.

What time is it?
Oh look! It's beta o'clock

you are one stupid ass motherfucker.
tell us what are you gonna write BEFORE you do it so we can help you faggot

...

just do it..

Tell her you're good at sneaking booze into hospitals.

Has any conversation ever been more boring? she's gonna assume you're just as boring if not worse irl

What should I say then?