Prove you are white

Prove you are white.

It's not the same as proving you are not black.

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I'm part of an improv group at the local actor's theatre

I wear cufflinks to work

>One of my favorite songs is simple man by lynyrd skynyrd.
>my family is mormans
>I play golf
> I wear Polo shirts even when I'm not golfing
I could go on for eternity

I love crystal meth

My hair is naturally blonde

>Getting married while college age

I thought this was a white person thread

I don't believe black lives matter.

nobody can go on for eternity

I hate it when I go into poor people gas stations and they make you spend more than $5.00 if you use your debit card.

this morning, i looked up the recipes that i'm going to make over the next few days in some cookbooks that i own, and then went to the supermarket and bought the ingredients.

with money i earned from my gainful employment.

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I have a trust given to me by my wealthy grandmother from Minnesota, her family married into a family that owns resorts.

I regularly speak with my father. In fact, I know where he is right now!!

I eat pussy, and I voted for Bernie Sanders.

you're not black, but there's others than white that are half decent people, too.

>this is the most white post on here so far

This is some of the most unwhite shit i've ever herd.

Imposter!

I have a good relationship with both of my fathers.

I'm turned on by girls with small firm skinny asses

I spent my high school years in druggy crowds and wandered neighborhoods at night and was never treated like a criminal for it.

pedo you are def white

Same. Also used to be a dope head. Would blow a few lines of heroin in the bathroom, then adjust my tie and walk out with a big smile on my face. Most straight edge looking manager ever, they had no clue.

nah, that's arab

>cops got called to my house for noise complaint
>drunk as fuck with my gun on my lap
>cops walk up to the door
>say dude youre not coming in my house
>hold up gun, "Ill shoot your ass"
>cop "ok sir can you please turn it down a little"

Im wearing my military medals on every wedding or dinnerparty so i didn't feel like a fucking dumbass between all the mangers and other fucksticks.

I love chewing tobacco, my sister tells me I fuck her just like her cousin does, I own several camouflage printed articles of clothing, and I want to make America great again

>Winrar

i own my own home

actually i dont, the fucking bank owns it, and the govt takes 40% of my income between federal, state, and local taxes, so i am pissed off and own over9000 firearms, because all my tax money goes to nigger whore moms of 10 kids who are all degenerates and dont listen in school

but yes i am white

I work for an accounting firm.

Based user

I have a job and no criminal record

Implying a master builder would wear faggy cufflings.

My name is Adolf Hitler

Thats not a proof sadly

Yeah we were called bohemians all sleeping five people to a garage, pacing dead neighborhoods when there wasn't anything in the cabinet to make the world shake, babbling about some Eris and Greyface shit. If we'd been black it wouldn't have mattered how many secondhand books we passed between us; some of us would have lost the golden years we willfully squandered locked away in some prison.

GTFO halfbreed jew

Adolf is actually a cool name. Want my son to be named Adolf. My wife doesn't agree. I just want her to pump out 5-7 aryan son so I can start my militia.

>Drops Mic

Check out this non-pussy eating fag. Although I heard Italian men don't eat pussy and I suppose they're somewhat white.

I was speeding and a cop pulled me over, gave me a warning and told me to drive safely.

kek

Eating pussy is ungodlike user. If he wanted our mouths down there why would he put a playground next to a sewage system?

I have a job and 1 child

I'm white. Bam, as proven as typing anything else.

i drink like a dwarf

Nigger detected

>implying the pussy wouldn't be part of "sewage system" even though piss comes from there.
>implying many people don't eat ass too
>implying God
>implying

haha datpictho

Found the Jew

Did i win?

If that's true then have fun never getting your dick sucked as it's too close to your ass for a woman to touch, by your logic.

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I have a job and a DUI.

Mine is more white

Wow you guys need to get out more.

nigger

Because, I do that one white guy thing that we keep secret.

I always pull out because its just not the right time to have kids yet.

I was going to post this. Also, I live in a white suburb.

youtube.com/watch?v=1iPcD_8Kz8s

I wear a casio watch.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have like 5 shirts with the Irish flag on them but I've never been to Ireland.

I'm full bred Italian and eating pussy is one of my favorite things to do. Mainly northern Italian so I'm pretty damn white. Not one of those Sicilian monkeys

I was a few minutes late, to dinner at the boat club, last night because I had to pick up my son at lacrosse practic. True story.

I play guitar

Was erlauben sie sich sie Untermensch. Sie kommen doch höchst wahrscheinlich aus einen dieser Länder die einen reinen Rassen-Schmelztiegel darstellen. Sie schäbiger Lump!

My mum and my dad are both wihte. So I'm with aswell

I Smoke Marlboro Reds, shorts, box.

>Bred
>Bread

dammit

I got married before I had childrenI

I know who both my parents are, and they have mediocre to middling aspirations for me.

>lacrosse
Doesn't get more white than sweaty lockerroom experimentation with giant sticks

Dude dont talk...

I live in an upper middle class family, am christian, and my facial structure does not resemble a monkey

Shit tier b8
1/10 for making me reply

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You never saw The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon?

i eat gogurts and go fishing every weekend

I haven't left my house in 3 days because ive been organizing my porn folders. Also I work from home

Does anyone really buy the soft packs of cigarettes?

HES GONNA FUCK IT UP

It's not my fault you aren't italian bread. Someone must be a six inch and not a foot long.

You shut your whore mouth before you spill the beans

What do you do from home? Teach me

even most black people don't believe that

>i can talk with a police officer without a reason

Here's how white I am. I'm such a grammar Nazi I didn't realize you were making an Italian bread joke. Satanic trips checked.

I work for TurboTax, before that Amazon. I basically just answer calls from idiots all day but its a good paycheck.

My skin is white

Aš kalbu lietuviškai

>proving
>just woke up, its 7:50 where i am
>gonna hop on the treadmill for 10-15 min
>shit, shower, shave
>have a yogurt, oj and a bowl of cinnamon life
>go to work
>going disc golfing with a conservative virgin after
>wont force sex first time if she isnt ready
Am i wonder bread enough?

>beans
I smell a spic

>disc golf

Disc golf is for potheads. Pot is for niggers.

Nice. Customer service then? Did they start you in an office somewhere or always from home?

Shirt and trousers is my dress down casual . Usually full suit . Umbrella in car in case of rain . Usually always rains here in England . Three kids , 17 yo girl , still in school an not pregnant , 15 yo son , in school , works part time. Met wife when I was 19 , she was 16 , been together 23 years now.

I play tennis

I thought it was well worth it. Aw damn i'm a dark lord now :/ nooooo darn

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