Hey dad, meet my boyfriend Dashawn!

>Hey dad, meet my boyfriend Dashawn!

Wat do you do Sup Forums?

Holy shit daughter. What's wrong with your body, you look like Stephen hawking

The dogs would have torn the monkey to pieces before that

Ask here when we got to Arizona

Ask "Who the fuck are you? And why are you trespassing?"

Zimmerman that dindu

Fuck him in the ass and cum in her ear

Tell her she has done a good job and help with the breeding

the fuck is going on with her body??

What are you idiots talking about

how you get outta the basement past the dogs over the electrified fence and minefield and how'd you steal that thing from the zoo

>Imagine in my head her giving his big black cock a footjob with her small white feet

Hnnnnnng

Yes

Millenials: Cuck'd from birth.

Racist

Not be an ignorant s.o.b, you have a small penis and feel inferior because of it don't you user?

I don't blame him, I would not date a nigger either.

I'm not racist. I lost my virginity to my nigger neighbor so that makes me unracist. Or did she steal my virginity?

Dad? I don't have a daughter.

Why are their heads so big? Did they escape from the circus?

What the fuck does that mean?

look at her

Are you retarded?

>she
>mfw
>mfw no face

Just ignore it, if you acknowledge the rebellious bullshit daughters pull it only makes it last. I'd say "he seems nice, should I get an extra steak for tonight?" And that would guarantee he'd be gone in under a week. My daughters are both grown, I have dealt with plenty of their bullshit.

conjoined twins?

could you post some pictures of your daughters please, sir?

What?

Nope, it's not my first day...

Fucking shoot myself. My family will kill me anyway.

To have a daughter one would first have to manage to have sex with a woman to conceive. This would never happen to anyone on Sup Forums

I'll take that as a yes.

see

shoot daughter blame it on the nigger

Is this one of those sjw nigger acceptance threads that Sup Forums was on about sage

Yes what?

You're a faggot. I hope your spawn gets raped in a crack house by multiple aids infested niggers and have all her holes ripped open and it all gets recorded and shared on her social medias. Suck my runon.

You're retarded.

????? English please

No dude, I'm not him and I don't know what that means.

>that must mean you're retarded?

I'm embarrassed for you.

Yes, you're retarded if you don't get the implication of those words. Retard.

What does that mean you dumb nigger

XD MEEEEEMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

I'm not your dad and by the way you look like a slut

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My daughter would never date a nigger. If your daughter brings home a nigger, you've failed as a parent already

Get sum free crack and weed of my new buddy
Also ask him to steal a new pc so I can have the mother board

follow them to her bedroom and watch this happen

Or maybe you didn't make any fucking sense as everybody is saying?

I have no kids soo no problem and more money

Even the nigger doesn't wanna be there.

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ask if he wants to go hunting. return alone.

>measured his dick, had to have someone tell his illiterate ass what the numbers meant on his way to the welfare office.

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I get it because XD is a funny meme and coming up with shitty memes when you have no valid arguement is what you do

smile, act cordial.
begin packing up all my belonging cancel all credit cards, take bills out of my name, change phone number, sell house for 50k less than value, move far away start over.
> sorry dear burn the coal pay the toll.

Throw manlet into the river and have her all for myself.

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Don't you mean your boyfriend -awn
>cause the dash dont be silent?

This.

MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME

XDDDDDD

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>senior class trip
>niggers
Pick one

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Hello, young man. What does your name mean in your native tongue?

>those sandals with those cankles

Literally looks like a log of shit

And can't ever get fully rock hard like a normal size penis

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I have watch my daughter suck nigger dick, they were in the backyard. Got to see daughter ass and pussy bending over while bobbing her head.

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t. a 15 year old gay boy

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You people are brain dead faggots. Its shopped. He has a white hand.

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gay nigga

Hand reaches the knee

>chimpanzee detected

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I'm not racist so as long as he seems nice I don't care. If he's a ghetto thug my daughter would never leave the house again.

I show him my "member in good standing" kkk pin and my Nazi armband and nicely explain they're not just for show and his best course of action would be to run. Quickly.

Bestiality is wrong! I don't know how many times me and your mother told you this!

Post a pic of your chimp neighbor.

I'm guessing you needed to be told that a lot in your house growing up?

Probably you guys are being indoctrinated

>being this mad because you have a baby dick

kill them both because they both look like fucking midgets

seriously, how tall are they, 5'0" tops?

>huge heads
>little bodies

it's the only explanation

I would bang my daughter as I always did, and cum on her baby face.

I would hate to be your daughter

>Does Dashawn have a job?
>Is he still in school?
>Are those pants being worn correctly?
>Does he say, "sir/ma'am?"
>Does he know what he's going to be doing in five years? Will it be legal?
I'd ask the same questions if he were a Justin.

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I've literally told my daughter that is 13 now that I will disown her if she ever does drugs or gets physical with anything but white people. Call me racist idc I don't want to have to ID my daughters mutilated corpse at the police station after she has been gang raped and murdered

Kek

They're lvl 15 dwarves

"N-nice vest."

Gtfo you fucking sjw

Let it happen. Just like when a kid reaches for the stove...you gotta let it burn em once...better get it out of the way early on in life.