WTF IS THAT SHIT Sup Forums ?????

WTF IS THAT SHIT Sup Forums ?????

A french fag just found this fucking alien-mushroom in his trash, it grew in a tissue full of old sperm.
The guy said that the smell is awful.

Link of the topic : jeuxvideo.com/forums/42-51-48373760-1-0-1-0-un-alien-dans-mon-mouchoir-usage-peur.htm

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MUSHROOM ???

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Cool

god's punishment for mastubating.

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baby octopus?

El famoso god's punishment

It's not all that uncommon, mushrooms consumed the human DNA in the sperm as a food source and in return they got tainted by it. That's human blood that that mushroom is bleeding.

japanese people

What in gods fucking name is that. Its like something you see in a horrow movie.

Man was impaled by a tree during a traffic accident. They found his body weeks later. By that time, his blood seeped into the tree trunk, their DNAs mixed and the tree started growing branches made of human bones with blood flowing from them.

>Place cum tissue in trashcan, full of fungus and spores
>fungus makes babies, babies exchanges ADN with cum
>New sentient being is born
user just killed a baby. Abandon thread

So nobody knows what type of mushroom is that thing ?

true. scientific fact

kind of looks like Aseroe rubra, but not quite

it's on the internet, it must be true

precisely

That's really tripped out. Wow.

Clathrus archeri maybe?

and beside from the cum-stained tissue, how does the mushroom smell?

Food source in trash, spores? And then it finds cum napkin. Grows, and gets killed by man who made cum. Irony.

>Aseroe rubra
It looks like. Probably something of the same family

horrible, according to frenchforum

Don't know the smell, I'm not the guy who found that stuff. I'll ask him

it should smell like death otherwise it could be something different

anyhow this is one of the wierdest plants i've ever seen

eat it, post results

Keep in mind that this thing bleeds. This is unexpected from a mushrrom.

more like red sap, you can't produce blood without a liver and lots of stuff, like nutrients or iron

a mushroom with organs would be a jellyfish or anemone

Ok the mushroom guy said that it smells like vinegar but x 9999999 stronger. He almost puke

OH SHIT, get away form mushroom dude, it's a alive mushroom

I did't mean "blood" in the proper sense, rather in the sense of that's weird to see a mushroom release as much liquid stuff.

Looks like something that's called a "stinkhorn", really smelly fungus

Edible mushrooms have too much liquid too.

then it's probably this mushroom
Aseroe rubra can smell differntly based on where it grows while Clathrus archeri always smells like death

>Edible mushrooms

Never noticed haha

It's probably that. I just want to know what species exactly

lmgtfy.com/?q=stinkhorn

lmgtfy.com/?q=shithead

what is this life?

look at this too

youtube.com/watch?v=Asz0BXkn43w

Ah yeah, Eldrazi

Cacahuète ou pas? Et sinon t'aurais pu demander sur /sci/

I was here.
Oh god why...

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Sacrifice it to add 1 smelly colorless mana

what the fuck user that is disgusting

J'y ai même pas pensé. Flemme de refaire le thread :hap:

user giveth, user taketh.

That looks like a ghoul

If you look at it that way...

its called a dank mushroom bro
Eat it and trip the fuk out

Je m'en suis chargé, en espérant que ça aboutisse à quelque chose.

On verra ce que ça donne. Je vais poster les autres images au passage, peut-être que ça aidera.

lien ?

Aucune réponse pour le moment.

BLAST IT WITH PISS!!

si

ive been jerking off inside my socks...how fucked am i?

You're surely not getting fucked if you jerk in your socks.