HORSE JUMPING

Qualifiers starting right now

Will German horses reign supreme again?

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God damn it horsey, you did well but not enough

Will Sup Forums ever acknowledge that horse is an athlete?

hope so

SHIT HORSE

You mean her?

brithorses fucking up

DON'T

GERMAN HORSE CAN DO IT

Pretty fun so far.
Ukrainian guy fell, couple of others refused to jump.

Fibonacci is a goat hoerse

>skittles sponsored jump bars

Germans as always destroying it
This is a very cute sport

ARD oder ZDF?

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Livestream

danke

ard streams are shit use zdf rio.zdf.de/live/1949/

>forced to watch horsefucking if i wanna see something where germans stand a chance for a medal

>hitting the side

kek

we won more in shooting actually

boah, müssen die hoch springen

>not enjoying the beauty of horsies jumping

I bet mexicans would have a chance to win a medal here if they were allowed to do it without a horse

HORSE BIATHLON!

Centuries of domination...

Who tf calls his horse 'Fit for Fun 13'?

pretty smart actually. I wonder if horse ads are allowed

"Microsoft Windows now ready to make you jump over the highest obstacle"
"EA Sports - Challenge Everythign!"

Check out modern pentathlon on thursday

do all these broom people get paid?

BROKE THE OBSTACLE

Doubt it, most of those auxiliaries in other events are volunteers from local sport clubs.
They are in it for the 'experience' of wiping shit from some famous horse away.

Man, i know they're compiting but i hate the ones that are violent with the horse when they fail a jump.

Like its an animal, you fuck, give it a break

FUCKED UP

Why are South Murricans so shit at ridings?

Friendly reminder that a horse is not an athlete.

when are the finals?

19th

So how many riders go to finals?

What? Brazil will win a medal in team jumping. Get a clue, Memmet.

there are no consolation prizes in olympics, monkey

Why are you so agressive? Your nationalism is showing

> horse refuses to jump, rider whipping it on the way off

Lol

Apparently, the first 35 will advance.

how many horse competitions do they have in the Olympics?

way less than they have swimming competitions

Holy shit. This is actually awesome

wtf i hate horses now

only six, eventing, dressage and jumping, all individual and team at the same time

How the fuck is this a sport. Seriously. Why do we give medals to animals.

Has a horse's wiener ever hit the obstacles during a jump?

okay

about a tenth the amount of swimming competitions.

Are these jockeys male or female?

fuck the u.s. is doomed

Both. But mostly males.

they can be both surprisingly.

Unlike shooting where we obviously need a female and male competition for whatever reason, there's only one riding competition.

hey, at least one US Jockey got through without any penalty, unlike GB

this sport seems a bit cruel desu

these horses don't look like they want to be jumping around like idiots

Way better than syncronized swimming and sailing desu.

That's cause this is a meme sport that proves nothing about anything. Horses aren't athletes.

has a horse ever suffered a fatal injury in these games?

>Gaytar

Sure, but that's like saying drowning is better than burning alive or electrocution.

Hey, the BR team is pretty good so far (except for that one penalty by Menezes)

sailing is the best, horses arent even athletes

youtube.com/watch?v=zoL5b-KJUvo

yes here. broke its neck or something

holy shit that accent

On November 6, 2011, at a competition in Verona, Italy, Hickstead collapsed shortly after finishing a round and died of an aortic rupture.[10] At the time, he was paired with Lamaze, the number one rider in the world.[11] Eric Lamaze had praised this horse in 2006:

“ He's a great horse and a very good competitor. He's got a great personality, and he's a fun horse to ride because I know him so well. He's feisty, he knows why he is out there, and he knows that knocking down a rail is not good! Some horses just don't get it.[12]

BEERGOAT COMING UP

I THOUGHT NIPPON WAS GOOD AT RIDING HORSE?

UKRAINE FUGGING UP TOO

>not teaching your fucktoy whos boss

>Ukraine

I guess not

>this triggers Sup Forums

>that Swedish girl kissing that negro

freaking sweeden

OGRE

jesus fuck

this guy is done

> shitaly

What a disaster

ALLAHU AKBAR

What happened?

italian totally wrecked the last obstacles

And what about the Swedish girl?

she kissed some old bald negro on the cheeks because she was happy her husbando went through with the horse ridings

>Germany
>good

is that it for Germany?

>tf
>tt

What happened though? (not watching)

Beerbaum is still in the second round. One throwoff doesnt matter

you guys hit a bar

she has aids now

t. racist internet virgin

the worst result for the four member teams doesn't count

also shooting final on now

>Dat USA speed

oh come on Elizabeth

chances?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU CANADA