Mr. user? Please step in, your horse is ready

Mr. user? Please step in, your horse is ready.

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fuck off you disgusting degenerate

Amanda here will make sure you have everything you need and will support you if needed.

Oh shit! Here I come…

Post animals giving head.

*steps in*

I can afford some fancy butler but I can't even afford a human sow? I say.

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I haven't fucked one of my mares for a couple weeks now.
I normally do more often, but I've been with one of my German Shepherd instead.
Maybe tonight I will.

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oh god

Thank you OP

I'm ready to go as well. Lube her up

What?

mods!

Mate Ive seen a dog cunt on a vet pic, they look like triangles? How does that even feel like

Illuminating

is that it?

Dunno

fair enough
just waiting on a reply from mr animalfucker himself

im not that "Mr.Animalfucker himself"
but...
Its tight...use lube m8
and go sloooow

absolute degeneracy

Kinda like a combination of vag and anal with a human at the same time.
Hard to describe really.

Itt autism

.. more like drunken stuff on a lonely holiday

I'm that guy, my answer is a couple posts below.
Most are too small to fuck. Even large ones.

Huskies take it like a champ tho

You're literal rapists yanno? Animals can't give consent so literally remove yourself from the gene pool cunts

Steam my embroidered towelettes for me, will you Burston? I want my balls good and piping after my dump session.

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They clearly have. I mean, they're fucking animals. Think before you speak.

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>Assuming horses can't say neigh

Quit treating them like they're fucking children, you twat bitch.

No, not all of them.
I really do know what I'm talking about

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Since this is a depression thread my 2 1/2 year old pug maggie puked last night. I got home this morning and she was walking like a zombie. She is normally spunky. She puked again and blood was in her vomit. I felt her nose and some blood came out of her nostril. Took her to the vet ($520 later) and recomended I take her to a referral vet hospital. She seems a little more herself. Took a urine sample and too much blood in urine. Something with her liver is off. She needs a blood transfuscion($600) and the vet needed a 1 day deposit of $1000. And will be staying overnight. Waiting on more results. Shes an amazing pug. She loves everyone. Always happy to see me. I dont want her to die Sup Forums. Im bawling my eyes out.

>Dog licked his dick a few times in high school
>Feels like he has a dark secret

Not even close.

>42
>been fucking animals since I was 15
>own my own home on 5 acres
>currently have 2 mares and 2 German Shepherd

why tho?

Mr. Animalfucker Himself, share more stories if you will. Your first time. How it happened. How often you fuck your animals.

>tfw no medium-large sized female dog that enjoys vaginal intercourse with humans

>>been fucking animals since I was 15
>>own my own home on 5 acres
>>currently have 2 mares and 2 German She

Probably a neckbeard who can't find a sexual attractive woman who likes him kek

autism

Because they are sexy.
Because animals enjoy having sex just as much as humans.

No they don't there's only a couple species that have sex for pleasure you fucking rapist

Bump

Naw, I have sex with just as many humans as animals.
Have had plenty of normal relationships.

Something people like you don't understand is we don't do it because that's all we can do, we do it because we also find the animals attractive too.

Not my turn

Oh?

Tell that to my mare that tries to rape me when she's in heat if I don't offer first often enough.

If animals didn't like sex they would be extinct.

I hate telling stories.
Too much typing.

First time was when I was 15, with a husky I rescued from an abusive home.


The normies will be happy to hear my first time with a human was 6 months later.

Why are you telling me that?

kek

An individual animal might still enjoy sex even though the species does not usually fuck for pleasure in the wild.

BRO. MORE.

Like describe the first experience in more detail. How did it start. Did you finger the dog a little? foreplay? How often do you fuck them?
Do they resist? Take it?

nsa pls

Never shared this before, but:
>be 14
>live on farm with horses etc
>homeschooled, no internet but very girl crazy
>never seen or touched a vag
>notice horses have em

>try to finger old mare
>tries to kick me

>OK then
>that made had a 2 year old daughter
>softly pet her tail like I'm brushing her
>move it to side
>stroke her
>she lifts her tail
>gently slide finger in

>most exciting thing in my life up to that point
>immediate shame
>accidentally smell my finger after

Never again

Yes I finger them.

How often depends on how horny we are. Sometimes a few times a day, sometimes only once a week.
A good average would probably be 3 times a week.

If they resist I leave them alone.
Also, I only do things with my own animals. I don't approve of people doing things with other people's animals.

Worth adding that this was 9 years ago, I'm not 14 obviously

>accidentally
You know you smelled it on purpose because you were curious and only realized the horror after faggot

Lol this. What did it smell like? Describe the smell.

No, the regret started halfway through.

There was no shortage of regret

>>never seen or touched a vag
>>notice horses have em
are whities really this stupid

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No, whites start out innocent, unlike niggers. The private space and property of a someone else doesn't often cross a whites mind.

Niggers on the other hand, being murdering, raping savages, probably realize sooner they could also rape a horse.

I was a homeschooled rural 14ish year old kid. Did you come to this thread expecting doctors and lawyers talking about bestiality?

Smelled like.... Seafood and shit

>Lol this. What did it smell like? Describe the smell.
he confused the vago with asshole because he never seen a vago before

Dude...
No......
Mare vag smells nothing like seafood.
WTF?
Now you jus trollin.

agreeing.

>>homeschooled,
>>never seen or touched a vag
>>notice horses have em

what the hell

>go into field while walking

>field has poorly sectioned off area with a stallion

>have to walk through that area anyway

>have to walk past horse and decide to walk past

>he starts being playfully agressive and starts pissing on the ground.

>nicecawk.exe

>went over and start stroking horse

>Look behind tail,shit that's a nice ponut

>start stroking the horse's rump to see how he would react and try standing behind horse.

>horse puts hoove gently on my foot, fortunately im wearing steel caps but it still hurts like a bitch.

>Immediately feel bad and wonder what i did

>stallion returns to stable and presents himself with tail high, come back and try to put my hand on rump to see what would happen. horse prepares to kick.

Dear actual horse fuckers, did that mean the horse wanted me?

Hope ur puppy will feel better bruh

Hard to describe what it was like. The pungent smell was unlike anything else i'd ever smelled. Almost like hey, but that would have sounded too generic so I didn't say it. Smelled nothing like human though.

Like what imagine rotten pine trees and grass and the ocean would smell like

Even horses hate faggots like you

Stepping on you was an accident.

Wanting to kick you mean stop doing what you're doing.

No, he didn't want you playing with his ass.

I'm the one here who does fuck mares.

I know what it smells like. Hay is a good description.

My Little Pony - Friendship is sexy

Deets? How do you mount them? Can you tell if they're enjoying it?

My tongue is ready. I would lick that sweet ass for hours

Either stand on something or get one that's short.

I do both.

You can tell they enjoy it when they push back.

Also when they come to you wanting sex.

Now I fancy some stinky mare pussy.

Thanks guys

This is cap worthy

God man this is so satisfying. Tell any info you feel like sharing

How horse pussy feels, how big your cock is, is there a thrill to not getting caught.

Had a summer job when i was 17 feeding the horses and mucking out stables at a local animal husbandry ranch.

Got to know the mares quite well after spending 6 weeks with them and eventually ended up regularly fucking 2 out of the 5 they kept during feeding.

youtube.com/watch?v=6xkFJG_-Zz0

Mares feel a lot like humans really.
Smooth and wet. Plenty tight.
I'm average size 7 inches. Full size mares feel good. Smaller ones also feel good.

Since I only play with my own animals on my own property there is zero chance of getting caught.
Probably about 1/3 of my friends know what I do.
And probably half the girls I've been with have known. And all the girl I've been in a relationship with have known.

>7 inches
>average
no user

this thread needs more picture and webm's

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how did the girls react and how do you tell them

Over half are also into animals.
The rest ask questions but don't really care.

You should try posting some then.

kek

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All pets die. The vet will try to get as much money out of you as possible before you let that happen. Put it down, get a new ugly dog.

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kek

Good job on not liking thing.

Why do dogs lick penises? They certainly have to know that they're licking a man, and it's a penis or maybe it's the smell/taste?

Next time better not fuck your dog, bastard