Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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abc.net.au/news/2017-01-24/japanese-surfer-found-6km-offshore-said-he-swam-out-on-purpose/8206560
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youtube.com/watch?v=TlYQEdMmeks
jlpt.jp/e/about/levelsummary.html
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電撃戦のように素早いスレ立て乙

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-24/japanese-surfer-found-6km-offshore-said-he-swam-out-on-purpose/8206560

Japanese hippies welcome in Australia

バラエティー番組をあんまり観ないけどこないだ偶然にyoutubeでプレバトを見つけてハマっちまった
特にその番組の俳句コーナが好きだからそれを観るといつも俳句を書きたくなる

乙〜!
ヌートリアwww

こんにちは。

乙 for 俳句

お分かりいただけたのではないでしょうか

いつき先生の毒舌っぷりが見ていて面白いねw
hola〜!久しぶりだね。

はい、久しぶり
げんきですか?君

風邪をひきました。( ; ; )
君は元気?

Ameripork

豚で何が悪い

本当にアメリカ人は食い過ぎ
アメリカのファーストフードでSサイズ頼んでも食いきれずに残した
美味しかったけど量がとてつもねぇ…

豚なのは全然悪くないよ

申し訳ありません
お大事 に

I got a fever myself, but nothing too strong.

先生!どうしてpizzaが野菜扱いなのか理解ができません。

飛ばない豚はただの豚

小麦が畑で取れるからだろ

ピッツアにはトメートウたっぷりだからさ!(・∀・)hahaha !

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日本に行った時82kgから71kgまで痩せたんだけど帰ってきたらまた太ってしまった
あの大昔の話はマスゴミが作った偽情報だよん

Do you think I'm ready to read Yotsuba&?

180cmで59kgしかない
痩せすぎかな

are you me

you can read yotsuba

身長にもよるが、それが一番丁度いいよ

俺は175cmで71kgだからちょっと重い

アメリカは肉が安くて羨ましいわ
おまけに日本と比べてもかなり良質
また行きたいわー、トランプ大統領が円高にしてくれたら本気で考えるわ

ありがとう( ´ ▽ ` )
君も早く熱が下がるといいね。
お大事に。

trump = based

www言いそうw
>偽情報
そうなのかwアメちゃんなら言いそうだと納得していたがw

なんだかんだ言って日本人はアメリカ好き
歴史的に見て関係が悪かったのは1930〜1945年の間だけでそれ以外は良好な関係だし

まぁ、ww2のときもアメリカと戦争しちゃだめぇって昭和天皇言ってたんだよな

ありがとう!
つかれた。
おやすみなさい。

おやすみ、またね(・ω・)ノ

国旗がめちゃくちゃだな

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今朝、北海道の中央部でマイナス30度だったそうだ

アメリカでは映画や音楽関係の人はトランプ反対が多いみたいだが、オリバー・ストーンの見方は面白い

「トランプ大統領、悪くない」 オリバー・ストーン監督
asahi.com/articles/ASK1K5V6BK1KUHMC001.html

朱鞠内とかシャレにならない寒さだと言うよね

182cm 65kgは痩せすぎなのかな

カナダ人YouTuberシャーラの婚約者は韓国人
youtube.com/watch?v=TlYQEdMmeks

痩せすぎよ

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ユーチューブでやれ

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I hope my japanese gf looks at me like that

アタシ女の子だけどもうちょっとあるわ(´・ω・`)

ステーキならサシの少ない赤肉の方が好きだわ。
でも、旅行者としてアメリカ行って、まともなレストランでステーキ食べると結構な値段になるから、それなら日本で肉以外のもの食べた方が満足度高い。

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咳し過ぎてえづくわ
あ、外人にはえづくとかわからんか

何で日本には中韓や負け組白人ばっか集まるのか?

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Why is soy sauce on sushi a thing that people eat?

It's so much better without soy sauce.

日本人でもわからんわw

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まぁ西洋からは遠いですし
中韓からは近いですし

Soy Sauce Sushi
SSS

View from the guest house veranda.

辞書は便利なもんさ

そりゃデブに決まっているだろう、デブ

Is the taste of sushi from Japan really that much better than sushi anywhere else?

I'm asking as someone who goes to Korean owned sushi restaurants almost every few weeks.

That's a comfy view.
Post more please.

I went to a kaiten sushiya in Tokyo and found it normal.

Didn't have money for the fancy sushiyas that cost an arm and a leg tho.

sushi is meh

ramen and tempura top tier

Just took this one. I'm having a coffee break before I go spread the manure I've dug this morning.

Five mouths of girls attack
2H 300$

Anyone else get JLPT results today?

I passed N2!!! (^○^)

こんぐらちゅれーしょん

おめでとう(´・ω・`)

Looks pretty.
Is there any convenience store around?
You got everything you need?

there is only 1 place in my country to do the test and im never there when the test is taking place

Comfy
Would a baka gaijin be allowed to visit your town?
Looks like you're in a rural area.

Me too!

死ねお前

死ねとか言っちゃダメ(´・ω・`)

Congratulations!

ごめん(汗)

N2だとどれくらいのレベルだっけ

おはよう o(*^▽^*)o

おはよう。

he is a baka gaijin
jlpt.jp/e/about/levelsummary.html
: ^)

Upper-intermediate Level: The ability to understand Japanese used in everyday situations, and in a variety of circumstances to a certain degree.
Reading

One is able to read materials written clearly on a variety of topics, such as articles and commentaries in newspapers and magazines as well as simple critiques, and comprehend their contents. One is also able to read written materials on general topics and follow their narratives as well as understand the intent of the writers.

Listening

One is able to comprehend orally presented materials such as coherent conversations and news reports, spoken at nearly natural speed in everyday situations as well as in a variety of settings, and is able to follow their ideas and comprehend their contents. One is also able to understand the relationships among the people involved and the essential points of the presented materials.

Sample question:

この黒い種がどんな花が咲くのだろうか。

種 is: 1.だね 2.たね 3.じゅ 4.しゅ

>この黒い種"が"
なんか変…(´・ω・`)

what would be the point of a native japanese person taking the exam

>oh herro famiry! tadaima
>herro honorabo papa! What did you du tudei
>I passed the proficiensenensy exam! Now I get job at rocar heavy industry konsaan
>banzai! banzai!

ごめん、ミスしちゃた。
この黒い種からどんな花が咲くのだろうか*

I'm not native Japanese, I just live and work here

It's not meant for native speakers, the same way the TOEFL isn't for native English speakers

なるほど

i took the cambridge english exam despite being a native english speaker too desu
school paid for it
>tfw they made me take english classes in dutch high school

oh man you work there? what do you do

then refer to

I'm a foreign exchange coordinator, I help bring middle school students from America over to Japan for study periods and vice versa! It's given me a lot of opportunity to practice

I'm not sure why you're mad but then again this is Sup Forums and everyone is always mad so I'll live

sounds cool

do you require language qualification for those who wanna go japan or usa?

Usually no! Most middle schoolers don't really have that advanced a level so we don't make it a strict requirement. However, we encourage them to study and try to use it while they're here, especially when they're staying with host families.

that sounds fun
isn't it expensive though?

How can I come to Japan and attend middle school?

I'm 28 btw

oh yeah same
is this a possibility?
ill try me best to get good grades i swear

good mornin moomin

横フランス

I'm about to go to sleep though