Incest thread time!

Incest thread time!

Lets discuss this fucked up fetish of ours, share stories, pictures and talk about family fucking in general

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if my sister looked like this i'd

a) be used to it, unlike lard-ass OP
b) likely also look pretty good and have an even hotter gf, unlike OP

My fetish is fucking aborted fetuces

>be me
>no sisters, no femcousins
>oversized fat kissless virgin basementdweller
>almost as fat as my mom
>almost as ugly as my aunts
>have a porn calendar in my room, mom doesn't complain
>envy college guys who at least CAN TALK to a woman
>watch all those incest threads
>start posting fake stories about barely reasonable incests
>fags appreciate and fap to my fake stories
>add cropped porn images and claim it's OC
>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>end college still kissless virgin
>got a job
>accept coffee from female coworker
>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>suddely she's interested in me
>fast forward one year, got on first base (kissed her)
>marry her, still virgin
>a few weeks later she's pregnant (OMG I DID IT!! my PENIS actually WORKS!!) and quits job
>and I'm still here creating shittier and shittier fake incest stories, as if my pleasure was someone discovering my ginormous faggotry
>will continue until wife eventually finds out what I'm doing in incognito mode

If you look at that body and don't get aroused you are an actual faggot, sister or no sister

spoken like a true shitlord

feel the edge

I was 16 babysitting my 12 year old cousin and she wanted to go swimming with her friend. I had to change into my swimsuit when both of them came into the room "on accident" but wouldn't leave. I had a half chub because her friend was super hot and a little bit older than my cousin. Her friend said "wow... can i touch it". I didn't say a word and didn't move. She came over and grasped it hard. She called over my cousin and said "feel this". After some awkward pulling they pushed me to the bottom bunk of the bed. Some minor conversation about porn and sex, her friend wanted to try oral and she told my cousin she would do it if my cousin did it. Telling you best experience of my life. Diamonds.

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Anybody know who she is

kek

does anyone here have the story of the guy that fucked her cousin on a cruise ship?

I pretty much find my cousine the most beatiful girl in this shit world, yet I know I would not be able to fuck her. Am I fucked up?

cool story bro

no idea, she is a qt though

cool stories, samebrofag

Sara Jean Underwood

Not same bro. I wrote two stories in 4 minutes? Fuck off

That IS my sister, user!
I haven't fucked her, but I did jack off when she was sun tanning in the yard.

Older half sister used to have me do sexual stuff with her. Was when i was 5 or 6 for a few years. We are 7 years apart. Sister is ugly as fuck now but back then shit was so cash. Until i figured wtf was goin on. Then alittle confused for awhile.

AMA

nah, if she is attractive then there's nothing fucked up about it. You shouldn't think about it so hard, she is hot and you like her, the end. It's natural regardless of what these faggots say.

Also cousins fuck all the time, it is the most common incest that goes on

ahh thanks sauce user

Ketchup or barbecue

bump

Never fucked anyone, but my mom used to give her panties to jerk off with

how the hell did that happen?

that "to" was not a "causal" but a "consecutive", you sad delusional gay faggot

Bump for momcest, stepmoms are good too

>be me
>16, playing vidya in my room
>mom comes in and starts looking through my drawers talking about missing some of her laundry
>getting nervous because I had a pair of her panties under some shirts
>finds them and holds them up in front of my face
>asks if I've been wearing her clothes
>tell her no
>she asks why her underwear seems to be missing a lot
>deny knowledge again
>gives me the "I know you're lying look" and leaves
>crisis averted

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>>add cropped porn images and claim it's OC
>>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>>end college still kissless virgin
>>got a job
>>accept coffee from female coworker
>>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>>suddely she's interested in me
>>fast forward one year, got on first base (kissed her)
>>marry her, still virgin
>>a few weeks later she's pregnant
So its your baby and not chad or tyrones?

haha sounds like she made a big deal out of nothing

continued

>comes back in about 10 minutes later
>tells me she knows I've been taking her panties
>says she doesn't care what I do with them, but I need to stop putting them in the washing machine
>apparently they need to be hand washed
>every time I put them in the washer it would shrink them
>also pissed because she needs a specific pair and sometimes it's gone
>hands me a crumpled pair of panties and tells me I can use that one
>tells me to bring it back if I need another pair and she'll give me a different one while she washes the other one
>too embarassed to say anything
>silently nod and avoid eye contact
>exchange panties a few days later, she throws the old pair in her dirty laundry pile and gets me a different pair from her drawer
>process continues for a few years until I move out

aunt

Fetuce: a combination of lettuce and fetus. I can only imagine what you did to you cabbage patch kids growing up...

continued

>pic related, mom with my dog
>dog is named Blitzkrieg

wtf how did u get that pic!!!

Fucked up you faggots are.

A real man is protective of his sister and disgusted at the thought of touching her inappropriately. Your own blood man, only retarded faggots wil think shit like this.

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"A real man" doesn't need to be told who and who not to fuck. That being said, fuck off you low test faggot

Why is thread so ded?

OC

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her little brother is at least 50 years old, judging from her wrecked smelly parts

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little brother? how old is he?

With a disgusting floppy hole like that I'm not surprised he's the only guy that will put his dick in it.

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Interesting, I am lurking

slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
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Humans evolved to find the pheromones of people who they were in close proximity with through childhood without sexual allure. It doesn't matter how hot a person is, even if it's a friend you spent a ton of time with in childhood, unless you have a broken brain, you won't find them sexually arousing. Maybe attractive, but not sexually.
Attraction is about a lot more that simply how someone looks faggot.

How old are you and your little brother?

I'm 32, she's 34

This.
These incest faggots are fucked in the head that would only be useful as an hero.

I did fuck my sister a few times and she's not even that hot.
Posted the story before: play fight, things got sexual.

Kill yourself faggot. I hope your sister one day pays you back by penetrating your sorry ass with a spiked bat. You're far far far from being a man, fucking waste of oxygen

Faggots leave your sisters alone. This isn't GoT. The world is filled with beautiful girls, enough choice

Oh that's not as fun. I was hoping you were some 20 year old sister letting your 14 year old brother use you as a fuck toy.

I can't understand people here on Sup Forums who talks like they live in a porno movie where they fuck their mom/sisters daily or whatever. I don't even think i'm envy, this shit it's just really fucked up in real life.

I share my room with my younger sister and i'm really starting to be attracted by her, and i really, REALLY hate to admit that i have this fetish, i even tried to not finger myself about this, not even once.

>I was hoping you were some 20 year old sister letting your 14 year old brother use you as a fuckIn 1999 my sister took my virginity. I was 15, she was 17 at that time. I was a loner and nerdy, she felt sorry for me I guess...
One lonely weekend, parents were nowhere to be found as usual, we got drunk together. Just shooting the shit, her failed relationships, me failing to even get one... by the time we finished the 2nd bottle of wine we pretty much stopped talking and just cuddled on the couch. I can't remember what I asked her at that moment, but instead of an answer she sat up, looked at me, and told me to take off my pants.

"I... what?" was all I could muster.
"Fuck this, it's no big deal...", she said as she slipped off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra, so I just sat there and stared at her tits. Unhappy with speed of things she "helped me" out of my jeans and boxers by yanking them off me, knelt beside me and sucked my cock into her mouth. I thought she'd stop once I was hard, but she kept going, eyes closed, seemingly enjoying it. When I told her I was getting close she stopped, got on top of me, aimed the tip of my cock at her pussy and sat down on it. I watched as my cock disappeared in her pussy, then looked up at her. She was looking at me, our eyes met, we hesitated. toy

Tits or gtfo

No one?? :/

Firefighter Sup Forumsro here.
Going to see sister tonight. She's been ovulating since Wednesday so this weekend is about going for number two.

Holy shit I love my life.

Then for the first time in my life I took initiative and went in for a kiss. She returned it, then started riding me. I didn't last very long and came inside her without warning. She was on the pill, so no big deal. We held each other until I was soft again and slipped out. Then we talked. Or rather I asked questions, she answered, demonstrated hands on if necessary. We fucked again afterwards, this time I was in control. We switched positions a couple of times, I don't think she came. I did though, pulled out and covered half her back. She was in the middle of cleaning herself up when we heard keys in the front door.

She slipped out, and we spent the night in our seperate rooms. I couldn't really sleep though, doubt she could.
Next morning: nothing. No awkwardness, no omfg, nothing. We had (good) sex, we both enjoyed it, so we kept doing it for another two years. It stopped when she moved away. She had a couple of failed relationships, then finally seemed to settle down and had a kid.

A few weeks ago she told me she had a breakthrough with her therapist and realized that she won't ever be happy until she is with somebody like me. She broke up with her guy, got her own apartment and asked me to help move her stuff. I replied with "sure, and then you suck me off? ;p", in the typical 'haha totally didnt mean that but if you liked it I totally would' way.
She replied with "ok, do me after? :)"
It escalated rapidly from there. We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match (she's my fucktoy and gets off on pleasing me), we're both consenting adults and single, so why the fuck not?
We're in a long distance relationship right now, every few weeks we see each other, do drugs and fuck our brains out.

Would you quit reading my mail, please.

Happy for you guys user

No, you wouldn't. Sisters/moms aren't the same as women you occasionally run into and fap over. With family members, you get to experience all the nasty shit that's reserved only for families.
>You get to smell what their shits are like after they destroy the bathroom
>You get to see how disgusting their rooms can get because they're too lazy to pick up after themselves
>You get to see all their bloody/shitty/pissy panties in the wash
>You get to hear all their bitching and moaning about everything little thing you do

Id love to have a sister like you

Stick your tiny dick in a blender you returd

Wait you are trying to knock her up? Why?

Any greentext?

>We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match (she's my fucktoy and gets off on pleasing me)
This is literally me and my sister. Our fetishes align dead-on everytime. We're both aggressive, almost violent at each other and we kind of fuck-fight until one of us pins the other down and assumed dominance (usually me). And we both love degrading her husband, although I sometimes feel bad about it. We both love role play, etc.

I wonder if that's just a thing between blood.

Already did. We have one child, a boy closing in on 6 months old. He's got her eyes and my nose. Goddamn love him.
>Why?
Because we love each other?

Tons. Can't at the moment though, closing shit up and getting off work.

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go harass ninanuunuu on kik if thats what youre into. Shes unironically insane and disgusting in her habits/ fetishes though

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What kinks and fetishes do you guys both share with your sisters?

look at this! A wincest thread that hasn't been hijacked by namefags trying to promote their shitty green text archive.

wow, miracles do happen

>He fell for the "give me grandkids" meme

She reminds me too much of Nathan Fielder.

Need some help Sup Forums.
>Sent sis dick pics over snap for Sup Forums once
>She opened, no reply
>Never acted strange or hmu
>Did it again last night
>She opened and replayed both messages (first dick pic, second message asking her to come to my room)
>No reply yet
>Sent her snap just as she fell asleep along her thoughts
>Waiting

Wut do Sup Forums

Trips

Thanks

>I wonder if that's just a thing between blood.
Unconditional love is wonderful

>What kinks and fetishes do you guys both share with your sisters?
She gets off on being dominated and used as a fuck toy, incest, and she's interested in getting knotted by a dog

I think my sis dildo'd the dog once or maybe a couple.

Dildogging is boring, it's much better to watch them get mounted and fucked into the floor. Total submission.

god speed bro!

Update she blocked me

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My fucking sides!

Agreed, but I was like 7 and she was 13 or 14. Of all things we did together she wouldnt let me watch what she was doing with buster in her bedroom after i showed her how get out his red rocket. So i just assumed she did atleast the one time and who knows after that.

Well our recent favorite is, and I'm not sure this is role playing, but roleplay as farmer son and daughter that just fuck a lot. Because we're depraved incestuous fucks.
We both like doing shit in public, risky stuff, despite a mutual fear that anyone finding out we're together would ruin both our careers.
Light bondage. She loves being dominated and out of control, and so do I sometimes. Pretty fun when your sister calls you her fuckstick and tells you to shut the fuck up.

>grandkids
We're brother and sister. I'm not fucking our mom.

>Unconditional love is wonderful
I've said this in like every thread I post in, but intimacy with someone you spent your whole life with, grew up with and watched grow is unreal. I've had normal relationships before and after we started fucking, and they cant even compare.

faggot, i am disappointed you gave up on quest to become wizard

someone forgot Sup Forums incest fairy tales aren't real life

here's a nice mom/son bump

Ouch, sorry dude

Ever brought it up?

>they cant even compare
Very true. There's bliss in her eyes when she sucks my balls, a mix between pure lust and love. Only she can look like that.

Check'd and no never did. Once she stopped the sexual stuff never did or spoke if it for many years until a couple years ago she called me to apologize for the abuse(so she could forgive herself) lol