Walk in bathroom

>walk in bathroom
>see this
>wat do?

Take a shit

Wonder why there is a Walmart in my bathroom?

wonder why taylor swift is grocery shopping in a bathroom

shart in mart

Would start worshipping her like the goddess she is. Would also wonder how I walked into the wrong bathroom.

>teleport to america in my bathroom

sell access for bitcoins

wonder why "walmart" is shitty shooped on her basket.

Question my whole life since my house is a Walmart bathroom.

>start shitting
>politely, but firmly, tell her to bring me a roll of shit sheets from household stuff aisle

Do a 180 and walk backwards

all walmarts are bathrooms but not all bathrooms are walmart

Realize I'm in the wrong bathroom, walk away embarrassed.

throw a few pounds of bacon in her basket and hope some of the fat goes to her ass

basically this... who put all these groceries in my bathroom?

Munch on a broccoli floret while I shit.

but you would walk right into her?

Kill and steel

ask her where her ass went

ask her to leave because she'd never be interested in a fat piece of shit like me

Shit in the carrots.

SHIT IN HER TEETH AND FUCK HER ARMPIT

Ask her to pass me a head of lettuce since we're out of toilet paper

>shit sheets

or lack thereof.

Too edgy for me

Stand motionless and silent, in complete awe of dat ass.

Ask why there are groceries in the bathroom

i would kindly ask her if she wants to spend the rest of her life with me.

this calls out the newfags
lurk more before posting

:fuck im high on mushrooms right now. should i be naked in this bathroom?

360 and walk away tbh

>weird green growth
>woman standing there looking confused

I see this shit in my bathroom every morning.

To be honest, If I walked into a bathroom and ended up in a supermarket, i'd be pretty fucking creeped out. I'd probably turn around and just run away mate.

i was only pretending to be a newfag
>who is the newfag now?! xD

>xD
Obviously a summer fag.

i would think: a salat bar in my bathroom...man, to much money!

Id turn her horizontally and iron my shirt on her. She's nothing special.

not your bathroom just a random bathroom

you just got baited lol :P

>Id turn her horizontally and iron my shirt on her.
I fap to her daily, but I lol'd!

If i walked into my bathroom and found taylor swift produce shopping i would start laughing i would ask the green two headed gargoyle next to me for a light and smoke my pink guantenamera.

Pee on broccoli

Tell her that her music sucks and change the radio station every time it comes on. Also she's cringy as fuck.

>implying she would ever go to walmart
i'm not saying whole food is any better its just walmart for hipster and faggots

feed her skinny ass a fucking cheeseburger.

I would wonder why there is fresh produce in my bathroom, and sadly I recognize this picture and and wonder why someone poorly photo shopped walmart over a whole foods basket

so cute