ITT we invent useless jobs

ITT we invent useless jobs

wisdom tooth replacement dentistry

Shit thread reply poster

Forgot about sage you useless cuck

Sup Forums mod

physicist specialized in creating black holes of a billionth of an inch that last 1 trillionth of a second

apocalypse insurance agent

pencil sharpener

Parchment Moistener.

I make paper damp.

sharpened pencils are useful though

Patriarchy inspector

Athlete

Womens Studies major

I wasn't saging I was reply u cunt.

Privilege Checker

OPs Girlfriend Bodyguard

Teenage enima nurse

BLM organizer

Edgy.

Every civilization we know of has enjoyed sport. But you are right, those faggot Romans and Greeks never made anything of value because they were too obsessed with chariot racing.

Fucking retard.

This guy can make a fuckton of money, but it's bordering on the illegal/scamming.

kek

Pencil desharpener.

Paraplegic Olympic Commissioner

vice-president

senior triangle engineer

Artist

Men's right advocate.

person who will sneeze on ur dick and then say "oh.. ecks dee.."

curly fry straightener

Water depurifier

stay-at-home biological weapons tester

kek good one user

Rubber hardener

Rosie Odonnell's dietician.

Button Historian

How did chariot racing help them build monuments?

Kurt Cobain's psychiatrist.

Alright listen here you little cuntfish buttons have a very wide and varied history so suck a dick

>Wisdom teeth are useless.
Nice genetics, faggot.

testpilot for unmanned vehicles

Rapture clothing clip salesman

Nudist colony's clothing supplier

nigger teacher

Cuntfish Specialist

Betamax K7 rewinder

Desharpened pencils fit in your pocket without risk of injury

Inner-city social worker

Hilary Clinton's aid post WWIII with Russia.

Satan trips on a (You) I feel so blessed

Saharan Sprinkler Company

Mod

Phone sanitizer

Or cursed.

Checked

Game Stop cashier

Accursedly blessed.

Arby's quality control specialist

Sup Forums janitors

You don't flaunt your ignorance on Sup Forums, when that's what Sup Forums is really for.

Go back.

Donald Trump's campaign adviser

>They do it for free

But I like the pretty colors

This is real thing I know a guy who will identify any button provided you will show him also the other side of the button

Your retardation is funny because it's literally the only useful thing human have done

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Useless job inventor

Offshore lawn care service.

OP condom maker

Star Salesman

Hobo Tourist Guides

Subterranean Insect Phallus Exporter

whale washer
cat tamer

what are drone pilots

Mop Tickler.

I tickle mops.

Male's tampon consultant.

Unconventional Masturbation Councilor

A TV host that speaks only in Braille

William H. Macy Impersonator

Smelly post

Tech support for IT company

>I get paid to browse Sup Forums all day

President of the United States

Pokemon GO, guide

Will help you find the best locations in town

a tree painter

Doorknob Fellatio Artist

Apple Genie

a rapist consultant

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a nail clipper

Nintendo NES Cheat Code Consultant

Insect porn actor

A mud miner

staple repairman

Sup Forums moderator

Male subway employee

Certified abortion judge

Anythjng black people do

Being a jew

Checking coins to verify they are metal and havent turned into gas

A triple checker of orders qt mcdonalds
>theyd still get it wrong

Pot and pan dealers

Are any of these landing

orly?

a rain fighter

But that's not even a triangle

a North Korean diplomat

Atari console tester

A rock washer