long time Mac user, have finally returned to the Windows motherland.
Its fresh out of the box, whats the first stuff I should be putting on this to make it a piece of shit. No linux faggots pls
Pic is my current desktop.
long time Mac user, have finally returned to the Windows motherland.
Its fresh out of the box, whats the first stuff I should be putting on this to make it a piece of shit. No linux faggots pls
Pic is my current desktop.
>on this
Put 16 tons of high density steel on top of the computer.
HP? Enjoy your overheating!
>skyrim
>fuckloads of mods
>...
>profit
>Put 16 tons of high density steel on top of the computer.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Toolbars
All the toolbars
You're not a good person
Op CCleaner, qbittorrent, chrome, mpc-hc, avast or avg
CIH
Well i don't know if it works on the newer versions of Windows.
7zip
unlocker
vlc media player
icaros
cdburnerxp
imgburn
foxit reader
gimp / paint.net
openoffice
firefox
jdownloader
and some free anti virus software (avg/avast) for when you're using the computer while on drugs
Buy winrar
Download Windows 10 Media Creation Tool from MS
Select to make a USB stick
Or download it as ISO and build one with Rufus
Install it overwriting the HP bloat
???
Profit
Malware, you haven't experienced it a long time
>openoffice
Openoffice is about to disappear. LibreOffice killed it
Winamp
VLC
THE best media players
Format the hard drive and install Linux, you fuckwit.
why get cdburnerxp and imburn? they do the same thing
this list is gold, it's only missing the pdf24 creator. and maybe libreoffice instead od openoffice, if you don't want to pirate microsoft office.
but PLEASE do a clean windows install without the hp bullshit before you do anything else.
imgburn is better in handling image files and their metadata. but i get your point, someone using a hp preinstalled pc won't need that...
No one single mention of ninite.com? Filthy casuals!
>skyrim
underage b8
install all free to use antiviruses you can find
Why high density steel? 16 tons of anything is still 16 tons
>No linux faggots pls
okay fucktard
judgemental cunt
go fuck yourself then.
install gentoo
Linux isn't user friendly whatsover. Unless you can code or have done a course or a lot.of research, its very difficult to use.
Delete system32 on your c dive windows folder. This is just bloatware garbage packaged on new windows systems that will slow you down. You are welcome.
>all
you sure you're not a mac fag?
Download Ccleaner and then run it with all checkboxes selected
but he's running Windows 7 as you can see
OS X
- Posted from my rMBP
is bonzi buddy still good?
Rolling for this
>whats the first stuff I should be putting on this to make it a piece of shit
I see you already downloaded Chrome so it's a start
Nope, had a chrome book (got given to me). Chromebook was shit, installed linux, spent a shit load of time learning how to use it then realised windows was just so much more user friendly for what I wanted (emulation, word processing, Excel, trawling internet).
CCleaner.
Malwarebytes.
Bitdefender free.
Download ask toolbar
Completely unnecessary.
Install Java and any additional softwares it offers
"to make it a piece of shit", the op said
This....yes you must absolutely purchase winrar. You must activate it immediately or else no more work.
This I don't know if this directly contributed to the issue but my HP laptop battery no longer works
Ninite is a good way to batch install all the stuff you need,
My HP laptop was always hot like a frying pan even without intensive use and battery was done in 2y. Then it finally died after 5y because of overheating related problems
Actually useful information!
First thing I'm doing is a clean install and binning this HP shit
I think you'd be better off with a mac, faggot.
> linux isn't user friendly
it's a kernel, not an os, so how could it be? It's certainly more user friendly than the windows kernel.
Some distributions are targeted at programmers and sysadmins, others at noobs like you.
You might like elementary or ubuntu gnome
Bonzi Buddy
Based on my usage there's no benefit in me using linux over windows. It's as simple as that.
>Linux isn't user friendly whatsover
tell that to my grandparents who i taught to use Ubuntu in half an hour over five years ago
>avast or avg
>free anti virus software
common sense is best
delet systom 32
OP your desktop background looks like a vagina.
is libreoffice good? i have openoffice and wondering if i should switch.
im actually running kali on a 9? year old I think hp laptop rn. external monitor up and it works great
windows is slow as shit though
Op is that windows 7 or something? why???
Okay, what's their contact information?
chrome is fucking ram eating trash. I only keep it around for chromecasting
firefox with ublock origin, noscript for when thinks get sketchy, an image zoom extension for up close pussy browsing
download lightshot for screenshots
bandicam for screencapping sluts stripping on skype
itunes so you can play your music to your apple tv if you have one
adobe is literally giving away cs2 for free. it's better than your gimp shit
gimp is shit
what's jdownloader? and icaros, i;ve heard of this one....hmmm
not poster but heres more plugins for firefox
>canvas fingerprint blocker
>self-destructing cookies
>https everywhere
>adblock plus for blocking shit that slips past noscript like ads hardcoded on page that you can just manually block
>greasemonkey and then install Sup Forums x and customize it
I have to agree, its about finding the right build.. Installed this on my father in laws Dell.. he gets around it better than he ever did windows.. wish this distro was still in development
with ublock origin you can manually block pretty much anything easily. right click and select whatever
canvas and self destructing sounds cool.
i use greasemonkey for pol (extra flags) but only have it on chrome which i never use
get rid of anything HP related on that machine
mb not familiar with ublock
also nice dubs twice in a row
canvas blocks the canvas element that can be used for tracking
self destructing cookies is epic because instead of blocking them it deletes them when you specify (by default when you close the tab) so websites dont freak out OMG U BLOCK COOKIES
https everywhere just covers ur ass if ur on public wifi by forcing https connections when possible
Hardware wise, get rid of that Hdd and get an ssd, also get more ram, always helpful and nowadays not expensive at all
looks like you can get pretty much the same thing with gnome
This.
Download en_windows_7_ultimate_with_sp1_x64_dvd_u_677332.iso and reinstall Windows.
this
yeah, it has replaced openoffice for quite some years.
Okay thanks, user. Will try it.
sauce please !!
Try Bonzi Buddy