/brit/

Scottish empire edition

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japanimation

I am the first

Oh FUCK off

reckon my farts would clear a room atm

babestation

Checkers is a sport for true gentlemen

when we got all the irish immigrants

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Strange that you'd assume he's talking about micks

It's the Anglos that spread their wives legs for the spics the nigs and the paddies

Don't blame us

OH FUCK OFF

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Yank my willy

Porn addicted "men" just want a mummy
Porn addicted women want to subdue other women and get fucked into pieces

Wow truly funny Irish banter lol so original and funy :P

susan

nonce

*clears theoat*

Ahem


Want to grab some prettyboy fucking yank with my rugged Celtic hands right round his tight little gullet and give the slapper a good fucking till he's convulsing and foaming at the mouth with pleasure

Fucking yank benders, slappers, wankstains

on ya bike

would literally split her in half with my gargantuan anglo cock

almost forgot

girl fannies are also a drinks dispenser

Internet taught me that

>*clears theoat*
stop reading there

reminder it was irish soldiers and anglo-irish generals who were the most prolific in the british empire

oh FUCK off

Aye your burnt sausage might look well in her miniscule chink baby hands or 2 inch deep vag but with actual grown women don't think so mate

bet she has a really hairy roastie

the absolute state of asian fanny

oh fuck off

Does /brit/ like southern girls?

youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO_x8g

do you think so

this irish poster is fucking cringeworthy. types like a 12 year old

Irish meatshields and settlers we planted who were the most prolific in the british empire*

Wow really funnyFunny keep it up my friend soon we'll all be laughing with you hehe X-P

oh FUCK off

A LOT of unwarranted ABUSE and from a YANK

How do i get a gf

she has a big vulva if thats what youre asking

Just realized our countries all speak english natively

pretty nuts

kot

*heems the paddy bender*

k :P

come with us

glad you agree

this FUCKING irish POSTER is REALLY getting ON my NERVES with HIS so-called "BANTER"

>pretty nuts

Christ, this shameless yank actually uttered those words here.

My god.

that could just be a lot of hair bunching up you virgin twat

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Haha what's this off

oh FUCK off

In Norn right now, anyone willling to give me a tenner and I'll go own smash this fenian's head in aye?

oh fuck OFF

i could care less

lets av a look

kot again

Hey pretty nuts guys pretty nuts

Couldn't beat eggs, sit down and shut the fuck up you abhorrent little Virgin wankstain

Almost missed it

bet ur mums eggs and fertilized them

I'm watching Dragon Ball Super

Am I cool?

There's me thinking you had my back and all!

Pretty nuts!

/brit/

>ywn be one of the lads

not a virgin fukof

dont have many relevant pics to show
maybe this vid dunno
youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

cant stop farting

CANNOT STOP FARTING

>when he does the virgin post and claims he's not a virgin

gonna do a wank be back in 90 minutes

absolute trainwreck of a thread

you should all take a good hard look at yourselves, this is pathetic

Virgin

Virgin

FOY

JF

better see your return in 90 minutes with an appropriate post

not a virgin mate

better have a good excuse for being up so late on a tuesday morning

I've humped atleast 2 women

we'll be timing you

Refer to
Cheers big ears

literally both me

The local hard nut never shows up on time, nor is he consistent in his work xD

Good On you septic cunt

the african powerhouse

Looking good looking good keep it up my brotha

not that tired really considering

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look at this
youtube.com/watch?v=NKo-gqLCyzg

shan't

Nah fuck off

Uncultured swine can't pronounce any names other than stupid generic shit like Kevin and Derek

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>poo in loos trying to brainwash brits

lel

>checkers
>not draughts

Kek

>playing anything other than cricket
haha nah no thanks not for me I'm not a cock gobbler you see

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slag gave me a snog then gave me the fuckoff face 5mins later

bit weird innit

Boxing a a real mans sports, really rattles ur brain and makes u think, pugilism is the highest form of art, etc

Plus crikets pretty gay

maybe you had bad breath

literally balding lads haha

whats up breaux

@98
no

>british flag

ah yes

OG xbox

how do i acquire a female companion

>Brazilian does a post

Why are the South American posters here so mentally disabled?

giving i am legend another watch

pure kino if im honest lids

haha alri eubank what you doing mate

make offerings of repeating digits to kek