Scottish empire edition
/brit/
japanimation
I am the first
Oh FUCK off
reckon my farts would clear a room atm
babestation
Checkers is a sport for true gentlemen
when we got all the irish immigrants
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Strange that you'd assume he's talking about micks
It's the Anglos that spread their wives legs for the spics the nigs and the paddies
Don't blame us
OH FUCK OFF
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Yank my willy
Porn addicted "men" just want a mummy
Porn addicted women want to subdue other women and get fucked into pieces
Wow truly funny Irish banter lol so original and funy :P
susan
nonce
*clears theoat*
Ahem
Want to grab some prettyboy fucking yank with my rugged Celtic hands right round his tight little gullet and give the slapper a good fucking till he's convulsing and foaming at the mouth with pleasure
Fucking yank benders, slappers, wankstains
on ya bike
would literally split her in half with my gargantuan anglo cock
almost forgot
girl fannies are also a drinks dispenser
Internet taught me that
>*clears theoat*
stop reading there
reminder it was irish soldiers and anglo-irish generals who were the most prolific in the british empire
oh FUCK off
Aye your burnt sausage might look well in her miniscule chink baby hands or 2 inch deep vag but with actual grown women don't think so mate
bet she has a really hairy roastie
the absolute state of asian fanny
oh fuck off
Does /brit/ like southern girls?
do you think so
this irish poster is fucking cringeworthy. types like a 12 year old
Irish meatshields and settlers we planted who were the most prolific in the british empire*
Wow really funnyFunny keep it up my friend soon we'll all be laughing with you hehe X-P
oh FUCK off
A LOT of unwarranted ABUSE and from a YANK
How do i get a gf
she has a big vulva if thats what youre asking
Just realized our countries all speak english natively
pretty nuts
kot
*heems the paddy bender*
k :P
come with us
glad you agree
this FUCKING irish POSTER is REALLY getting ON my NERVES with HIS so-called "BANTER"
>pretty nuts
Christ, this shameless yank actually uttered those words here.
My god.
that could just be a lot of hair bunching up you virgin twat
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Haha what's this off
oh FUCK off
In Norn right now, anyone willling to give me a tenner and I'll go own smash this fenian's head in aye?
oh fuck OFF
i could care less
lets av a look
kot again
Hey pretty nuts guys pretty nuts
Couldn't beat eggs, sit down and shut the fuck up you abhorrent little Virgin wankstain
Almost missed it
bet ur mums eggs and fertilized them
I'm watching Dragon Ball Super
Am I cool?
There's me thinking you had my back and all!
Pretty nuts!
/brit/
>ywn be one of the lads
not a virgin fukof
dont have many relevant pics to show
maybe this vid dunno
youtube.com
cant stop farting
CANNOT STOP FARTING
>when he does the virgin post and claims he's not a virgin
gonna do a wank be back in 90 minutes
absolute trainwreck of a thread
you should all take a good hard look at yourselves, this is pathetic
Virgin
Virgin
FOY
JF
better see your return in 90 minutes with an appropriate post
not a virgin mate
better have a good excuse for being up so late on a tuesday morning
I've humped atleast 2 women
we'll be timing you
Refer to
Cheers big ears
literally both me
The local hard nut never shows up on time, nor is he consistent in his work xD
Good On you septic cunt
the african powerhouse
Looking good looking good keep it up my brotha
not that tired really considering
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look at this
youtube.com
shan't
Nah fuck off
Uncultured swine can't pronounce any names other than stupid generic shit like Kevin and Derek
>poo in loos trying to brainwash brits
lel
>checkers
>not draughts
Kek
>playing anything other than cricket
haha nah no thanks not for me I'm not a cock gobbler you see
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slag gave me a snog then gave me the fuckoff face 5mins later
bit weird innit
Boxing a a real mans sports, really rattles ur brain and makes u think, pugilism is the highest form of art, etc
Plus crikets pretty gay
maybe you had bad breath
literally balding lads haha
whats up breaux
@98
no
>british flag
ah yes
OG xbox
how do i acquire a female companion
>Brazilian does a post
Why are the South American posters here so mentally disabled?
giving i am legend another watch
pure kino if im honest lids
haha alri eubank what you doing mate
make offerings of repeating digits to kek