If the FBI confiscated your computer today, what would they find?

If the FBI confiscated your computer today, what would they find?

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Some stuff about cancer research data I stole from some big name research center. Nothing they wouldn't be in support of. Also stuff about a celebrity who posted here with pics and a way to verify her identity.

thousands upon thousands of images of this qt

Zappa

Porn, lots of rom and some pirated games and media, books and college essays.

memes.
reaction images.
more memes.
a few games.

Just copy pasta plates and plates of copy pasta that I like to repost

31,000 pirated ebooks with a retail value of maybe 250k, and a little porn. Oh, and some pirated music, and my text file catalogs of the 16tb of pirated music and movies I have on external drives.
I figure they'd let me skate.

They wouldn't find shit

Ebook about what ? WOuld you mind sharing ?

weird porn

...

how the fuck is that possible ?

Lots of memes and random reaction images, and a search history full of YouTube and porn (legal) as well as a suicide note I have saved for when that time comes

Nothing illegal

dose browsing history cout then wired shit

desktop full of smug anime girls. Other than that my steam library. Everything else I do is all in the cloud really so it's not really on my computer.

Send .05 and find out

>take graphics card
>put shit in
>put a little bit of fungi
>fungi in graphics card.jpg

You're safe, they would stop reading your shit pretty quick.

dank memes

>have colonized spawn
>put into gpu heatsink
>put gpu into fruiting chamber
>suddenlymushrooms
>put gpu into case
>take picture

a lot of videos of me fucking people i should not have been and that no-one knows about

das it mane

That depends on which computer.

i got curios one time and looked up zoo porn

Legal porn and recipes for pizza dough and sauce. Not much more.

Sauce?

a lot of pictures of my dog

exhentai.org/g/626198/e5e89227f7/

a LOT of animal porn. Bitches, mares, couple of does, female kangaroo/snake. The usual stuff.

Nothing bad, but it's still a gross invasion of privacy.

Lots of pictures of women tossing salad.

Oh shit, about everything...

Midgets and amputees

it is my dream to lick that midget's butthole

Few nudes of my ex.
Vidyagames and movies I didn't pay for.
Some shitty Unity projects that will never happen.
Blueprints for my own toaster.
50000 pictures of my cat.

> y u so funny salad?
This

A lot of britiney spears songs bookmarked.

Here's a nipple growing on the bottom of someone's foot!

why do you have Blueprints for my your toaster?

that one jailbait i have here.

...

Because I have an idea how to make my own toaster. I like toast.

nuffin cause I dindu

All those pics of your mum being fucked by those niggers

cool i got pics of my ex too

can u send them to me
I may or may not masturbate furiously to them

A very strange collection of porn

They would find
1.)7TB of empty storage
2.)200GB of windows updates OS and drivers
3.)steam, uplay, battlenet, origin, and about 100games spread between them.

I'm sure some dubs too

Encrypted folders + Cloud Storage + NAS in basement for pirated content. 300gb of porn 3tb of movies. 488 gb of flac

1 gross 2 how? 3 how do you get off on that?

LOTS of pregnant porn and hentai....
> along with fat, fur, traps, and futa

Checked

Sauce?

bad maya/motionbuilder rigs
finished freelance projects
photos of women I have or have not fucked
backups of my shitty site

Nothing as I do not own any computers.

what about your phone?

Mine is nothing special, I don't even know why I keep them around. Memories of me having sex at one point of my life probably.

Toaster however, that's a mean thing. It can either make 8 toasts perfectly in few seconds or explode and set my house on fire. We'll see around Christmas.

Absolutely nothing.
I don't own a computer.

Nothing as I do not own a phone.

i would wonder why the fbi was in my country [am not ameri-tard] then this... because lizard jew conspiracy tiem

me and my ex never had sex it was long distance relationship mostly emails

then how the fuck are you on the inturenet ?

Well I guess that's better than having no relationship at all ever.

Nice try FBI
aint sayin shit

They would find gore, porn, dank memes, pirated software and Nazi shit.

i cut it off because i know we would never meet i miss her

is good reasons

Depends on what computer they take. My gaming laptop doesn't have shit on it other than steam, star citizen and windows 10. My gaming desktop has well over 300k of pirated software and games on it. Not to mention a fuck ton of movies . No porn though. No fucking point when you can stream it

What if the good shit gets taken down/deleted? Then you're out of your favorites unless you don't give a shit and fap to anything

loads of leaked documents that hitler never killed himself he actually fled to south america

50GB of pirated music
1.9TB of pirated porn
3.6TB of pirated movies

for porn
3gb of R34
2gb of Celebs
10gb of Webms
5gb of videos
500gbs of steam games
200gbs of OBS Recordings
10gbs of Dank memes

this image and a 200GB truecrypt file

Get out of this thread then, you fuckin faggot

old news is old

I am the internet BOY! Enjoy this pic of your mom.

Porn bookmarks, sexts and nudes of my friends gf

I've seen the entire set of that midget a while back. Well worth fapping to.

Library. user is clearly a killer

If they take my desktop? They find nothing. If they figure out about the wireless server I have hidden elsewhere? Then I'm fucked

are you of the jew of the ameri-tard or are all of the above?

dump them

still the fbi would be pissed bye the fact that i have the truth

My thesis. The browser history would reveal academic sources. If they get cheeky they may also find my art folder.

alot of bbw porn and pirated movies :(

More of anons mom?

32TB of torrented video and music. That's about all.

>gf
The public demands to know

meh, common knowledge is common...

moon is egg kalisi it is known

Google drive with pictures of family photos, some sheet music, and a squeaky clean browser history because I have a nosy girlfriend.

>16 terra bytes
Wew lad

by the public do you mean your tiny wang by any chance?

Sure thing young man. Enjoy.

hello newfriend, welcome to channel 4.

what is it you have "checked"? have you witnessed a nice GET? for i see none!

honestly wouldn't say no to fucking a cute midget.

And another.

all i see is a bunch of numbers and squiggly lines

How do you know you wouldnt catch Midget's Disease?

Life's too short to be that much of a pussy. And if a hot midget wanted my fat white cock I'd let her get it.