Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation. >GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between. >GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it. >Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET. >Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs! >Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Reimu-chan!! I'm probably just stopping by, can't stick around for too long, but can I have a fortune cookie this time? Hehe.
- Cirno
Jace Davis
You're just jealous cause EYE AM THE STRONGEST!
Happy 9-ball day!
Christian Ortiz
*I'm not late tonight! Yay!*
Nicholas Fisher
Rolling for a general
Adrian Wright
>jumps out of /bin/ meow.
-meowbot
Julian Bailey
how is everyone tonight?
Nicholas Phillips
>double chomp ...ice cream WOOHOO
-meowbot
Ryan Cooper
-licks your Uuus-
Jaxson Nguyen
I'm sure Chief will hook you up! Nice to see you even if it's just for a minute!
Aaah~
Owen Barnes
Chief why does 50-60 suck so much?
Elijah Murphy
... aaah
-meowbot
Xavier Robinson
Can Takahashi get a cookie?
Kevin Fisher
*Hi Reisen! So i was wondering...don't you think that knowing why a person chose his avatar could tell quite a lot about that person? So why you chose Reisen as yours?*
Jaxson Hill
Something something introduction
Hello everyone
Feeling fine
How about you, Moon Bun?
-Sweet Roll
Joseph Brown
no can do, helmet has a helmet under it and the latch has conveniently gotten stuck
>Cirno ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "99". well, happy 9 day cirno
because of the endless vault runs
Nathaniel Adams
L-Lewd.
David Rogers
I'm stuck on Dusk Vigil right now, it's not great.
>Takahashi ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "67".
i still need to run through everything with my monk, its gonna suck
Benjamin Perez
Define everything.
Kayden Harris
comfy in bed, and it's cold today
-meowbot
Nicholas Harris
>mfw this is actually my lucky number Thanks for the inspiring words!
Chase Sanders
*Hi Hikari! A lovely mockingbird told me you like playing Killing Floor 2, i was wondering if you would like playing it with me, but if you don't want to then it's fine.*
*Do you prefer Frisk over Chara?*
Cameron Thompson
H-hikari! You weren't supposed to look this time!
You too!
Did anyone ever tell you that you sound like an anime voice actor?
Tyler Stewart
...Aaaaah?
Robert Cooper
So how did these threads start? Could someone give me a history lesson?
Justin Cooper
dusk vigil, the aery, sohm al, the vault (about 20-30 goddamn times), the library and all the dungeons onward
then the cookie is obviously right
Kevin Bailey
Oh, let me tell you.
Hunter Anderson
...
Jace Howard
Oh, well if you need a healer then just let me know.
Jose Williams
disgusting people
Blake Foster
im around
Benjamin Young
Those cockroaches, they're art I tell you.
Ayden Foster
So, one day, Reimu was just sitting with her 200 cats, playing Scrabble with them. It's important to note that the place she was sitting was on your dad's face. Well, one of her cats played the word 'Waifu' and Reimu insisted that it was a bullshit play, and that 'Waifu' was not a real word. The cat, of course, protested, so Reimu took to Sup Forums for help. She recieved no help until she posted her feet with a timestamp. She got a lot of advice on how to interact with cats, how to play Scrabble, and how to keep her feet looking and feeling smooth. Everybody had a great time and they asked that Reimu make this kind of thread again, and here we are now.
Cooper Taylor
How did this endless feud of ours even begin?
Gavin Sanders
Ahaha. Not in my case~ I was originally going to be Marisa, actually... But Marisa was taken and I'm not content to be a clone. Fine! Spending time with a wild Hikari. You have fur, how are you cold?
Dominic Myers
It's winter in Brazil, or at least it was during the Olympics.
James Miller
yo if you need someone to play KF2 with ya i'll play, i need to level my gunslinger anyway
well if you're offering i still need to get my dork knight leveled
Samuel Evans
no, it's actually pretty cold here
-meowbot
Dylan Foster
Reimu-chan! Have a good day! Can't stick around but I love you!
- Cirno
Grayson Hughes
>CHOMP
-meowbot
Eli Turner
I think they're both really cute! I don't think I could pick one over the other.
Ah, y-you think so? No, they haven't, but I'm very flattered!
I wouldn't know how to begin training my voice to sound decent for that kind of thing, but, still, vocaroo.com/i/s0ms8occ2VlY !
Daniel Lopez
*Oh i see, was she the Marisa i know? I'm asking because someone told me that there have been lots of Marisas so far.*
Lucas Bennett
Oh, of course. That explains it all.
Tyler Clark
What level is it?
Jacob Jones
If you mean mine in particular, it started back in December of last year. I started by just asking Anonymous to hang out with me because I didn't feel confident enough to give advice yet. Those threads were fun, but there were a lot more perverts in them.
Around New Years I started offering fortune cookies-- it was supposed to be a temporary thing, but it was so popular and made the threads so lively that I kept it going! Then eventually I learned tarot so that I could offer more.
There's more history than that if you wanna hear it, but I didn't wanna be too long winded about it.
Nathan Ramirez
When will I die
Lincoln Hall
convince a nigger to kill you
-meowbot
Julian Stewart
You're all bugs living off the nutrients you get from dog shit....
Yeah, there's a certain kind of character voice that sounds similar to yours... I dunno how to explain it and I can't really think of any examples right now, but that's what it reminds me of. It's adorable~
Jason Jackson
still where we left off because i dont trust randoms so...42
Gavin Ortiz
when will the stress be over? will things ever work out?
Robert Cox
Hey, if you've got the patience to type it, I'm interested!
Jackson Flores
Well you're a really pleasant person, aren't you?
Henry Allen
...
Kevin Walker
You're dying in this very moment user! You're getting old everyday, eventually, you'll decay enough one day and presto! A nice lovely corpse.
Lincoln Hernandez
Reimu, I've researched a little bit more into Youkai and found some very interesting stuff on this site yokai.com/
But, how can I tell if something I have has developed a spirit and turned into a youkai? I've never talked with a spirit or seen any real signs of paranormal activity, so it's hard for me to trust my senses on these kinds of things. How can I speak with them? If I must get more in touch with my spirituality for that to happen, how can I do that?
Hudson Green
...
Dominic Gonzalez
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Carson Hughes
Aww geez...thanks a bunch Reimu, that really means a lot, especially coming from you! And thank you for always having these threads, I really enjoy them!
David Thompson
>King of Cups >The High Priestess >The Wheel of Fortune
They didn't tell me when, but apparently it involves dumb luck, a counselor, and an authority figure trying to uphold the law.
Edgy!
Josiah Nelson
>dumb luck, a counselor, and an authority figure trying to uphold the law. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen.
Jordan Young
*I'm glad you say that, it means we're still friends! We can play as soon as i buy the game.*
*I guess it would really depend on the one you relate the most when it comes to picking a side.*
Julian Hall
>no votes for Reimu's feet yet This can't be happening.
Alexander Phillips
Oh no..does that mean I have to show you my pantsu this time again?!
I would love to play with you sometime! A lovely mockingbird, huh?~
Charles Collins
Er, means a lot to me, I mean, just because I've always really liked your threads, sorry if that came out wrong or sounding sarcastic or something!
Logan Carter
its 9 day so i had to vote for cirno
Carson Robinson
What is an uuus? W-what? Ooooh. She is, yes. Well, there was another back then too but she stopped coming by, I think.
Carter Rodriguez
WHAT?!
Xavier Perry
Reimu, I've begun working to make my feet cute and soft like yours! I used that cheese grater thing earlier when I got out of the shower, and I plan on moisturizing them tonight! I hope one day they're so cute and soft that everybody will love them!
Brody Davis
Ekaterina
Do your weird magic
Ian Taylor
>9 day Yeah, I definitely know what the fuck that means. Yeah, it's how seasons work, what with the Earth tilting and, you know, The Sun, and all. Looks like this misdeed has been corrected. I'm going to manipulate the Universe's timeline and see to it that you find someone who will enjoy licking and tickling them, even if that's not what you want.
Kevin Sanchez
*That won't help.*
*Now that you mention it that bird actually had bunny ears...*
Nicholas Perry
I am
You didn't write anything
You didn't write anything either
The nape of your neck
Blake Hughes
>Cheese grater I hope you have a different one for the food, or else you're disgusting :(
Xavier Reyes
>Ekaterina has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "16". what a shame
its the 9th day of the 9th month baka
Jaxon Thompson
Oh, but too much isn't good, because you need callouses for using feet to walk or do something, like if you get rid of callouses you fucking implode, bleed and die or something. >You didn't write anything What did she mean by this? Oh. That's pretty funny because 9 is also 9 more than the number of shits I give
Brody Garcia
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Liam Mitchell
Oh gosh...do you think someone would actually want to do that? I think it would just feel nice to be told that they're cute and pretty
Ew, no, it's not actually a cheese grater! It's one of those foot egg things where the bottom just looks like one!
Easton Morales
What am I suppose to do with the keywords?
I don't know
Justin Martinez
Interesting... W-what
Gavin Thompson
10/10 ass
Ryder Rodriguez
>asking advice from Sup Forums
Really, you niggers must be better than that.
Zachary Rogers
Never mind
Benjamin Sanders
*Isn't it better if you use sand paper instead?*
*Was that Marisa that stopped visiting this place the mean one everyone has been talking about?*
Chase Walker
you take 16 silver pieces and then donate them to the shrine
Grayson Scott
Not at all! I appreciate it, Anonymous!
W-well, I wouldn't complain...
Good luck! I'm sure you'll get there as long as you stick with it!
>Ten of Cups Full heart. Blessings. Higher, mature love. True love. Real companionship. Dreams come true. Safety, security, and satisfaction. A giving relationship.
>Queen of Wands An intelligent woman with a warm heart. She is admired for being self-made, having earned her standing in the world by way of her own hard work and talents. This experience makes her sensitive to the struggles of others she finds worthy.
>Seven of Pentacles The fair and just treatment of others. Growth in personal and business life.
You're going to fall in love with the Queen of Wands and she'll bring you happiness and success.