Worthless superpowers

Worthless superpowers.
Ability to ditect erections in a 5 mile radius

ability to talk to fish

But their assholes and don't give a fuck what you have to say.

Makes sense OP wants to sense other mens erections in a 5 mile god damn radius. Have some self respect.

The ability to fly but only inside a plane

That was fucking gay come back
>Power to be gayer than OP

The ability to spit acid but your not acid proof

The ability to become unstoppable while publicly masturbating. I would be called The Tuggernaut.

The ability to always split wooden chopsticks perfectly

*you're

always know the right way to insert a usb

Come on, it needs to be at least a little believable.

Useful if a hijacker tries to take over a plane, you can go tackle them.

The ability to get QUADS

>ability to make op suck all erections in a 5 mile radius

The ability to always get singles.

Ability to notice others mispellings and correct them.

Oh wait.

The ability to detect whether or not OP is a faggot.

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The ability to breathe under water, but only while you're on fire.

other's

The ability to breath while on fire, but only while underwater

The ability to produce glass hammers

kek

the ability to breathe fire, but only when you breathe in under water.

The ability to breath water, but only if youre a nigger

The ability to be in water while a bigger, but only when not being fired