Be Hitler

>Be Hitler
>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
>be put into witness protection program
>end up in some shithole called "sunset valley"
>kikes everywhere
>need to stay out of trouble
>maybe focus on my painting
>but so many kikes
>wat do Sup Forums?

this place is okay I guess.

At least I've got some land to play with.

I'm not supposed to leave the house but my paintings are shit and i'm so bored.

Bumping for potential

become a writer, make a sequel to Mein Kampf.

Bump

Mien Kampf 2 electric boogaloo

Good Idea, I'm calling it "Mein Kampf II: The Kampfening"

Having trouble getting used to this gyspsy magic they call a computer

Construct the Führerbunker 2.0

Romance someone of pure blood.

In progress my friend

That's a real Kampfy couch you got there.

When you sit in it, it's like you can't leave. And you just want to eat something.

Keep this alive while "Not Hitler" builds shit

Get a jewish roommate

dubs demand

Bumpy for potential.
This thread has the power to become great.

>Just like Germany

Let me build my goddamn fucking bunker first, needs must.

It's all coming together

I'm fucking dying OP keep this shit up

Also,

DUBS DECIDE WAT DO

Jewish roommate

jew cooker in bunker

oh shit i did it

Trips demands it

MEIN DECOUR

I wanna see how Op can accomplish this

Coming right up.

lure kikes into the oven

Capture a jew, and gas him in the bunker.

Since you have lost your army, you must start again, even if it's only one Jew at a time.

but we're supposed to be staying out of travel.

The bunker is merely for.... safety

Today, OP was not a faggot.

>what is this internet you speak of
>my god
>its full of jews

>lure jews through internet
>make "friends" with jews
>oven
>profit

Host a party and invite all the neighbours and kill everyone who isn't in the perfect master race.

Bonus points for niggers on pikes

Genocidal maniacs need sleep too

>evil slumber

kek

Play the game properly and shut down this thread

Reroll

Legendary bread. And I'm toasting in it. This shit better get capped.

Now to contribute. OP, you need to invite all the kikes over for a house party, then put them all in a box with an oven in it and tap water. They have to roast each other to live.

>open-ended sandbox life simulator
>properly
You really can't have both. There exists no "properly".

Bingo

fuck you guy, i just got mood points for mein kampfy chair

need to go to town and meet some victims first

Wow you're a real faggot aren't you Hitler?

>mein kampfy chair

At least I'm not a nigger.

would make a wonderful show

Are you serious?

He's HITLER.

He's the biggest faggot.

>Genocidal maniac
60 billion trillion hey, faggot

There's no one here, where should I go to meet some kikes

>he's got a point

The bank obviously

check near city hall and the hospital
>Israel has the highest doctor to population rate

okay OP let's save some time for the Jew burning:

control, shift, c that bitch and type testingcheatsenabled true in the bar the pops. right click your mail box and select "make friends with everyone" then go to your friends list and invite everyone who isn't white or Jewish over for a good time.

need more lebensraum

This.

Build an auschwitz

This.

Come on OP. Don't be a complete faggot

good looking out there joseph goebbels, always got my back.

This dude knows whats up

Let the cleansing commence

oh and I forgot to add that you should probably drag the friendship bar all the way to the right (until their best friends) so they actually come to your nazi party

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>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
The Soviets captured Berlin genius

Anything for you, mein führer

enabled testing cheats but i can't right click the mailbox

Is that what they told you?

It was possible for the US to capture him. They were sort of allies.
No one but the soviets saw what was inside the bunker.

oh shit my bad i think it's shift click sorry

Maybe if you stopped being a faggot and doing it wrong you would be ok

>Hitler, it's right click
>no
>right-click

chill out man he was given the wrong instructions.

Lmfao

done.

Now we .... Nazi Party

are you using the motherlode cheat?

You got the swastika backwards genius

Is that a swasti-kopter landing pad?

KILL THE NIGGERS FIRST

Find Eva Braun

OP is a strong independent woman and she can draw her swastika however she likes, shitlord.

Could tried slipping out of Berlin and was either captured or surrendered to the western allies

Make a wall around the entire property

He probably would have surrendered the little faggot

The allies executed war criminals too
Better the western allies than the soviets though

Find a man and woman with blond hair and blue eyes, and make them breed to secure the master race

I really hope this thread doesn't die

The Nazi Party will be starting soon. Just gotta fence off the doors to my house so I don't get jew goo all over the place.

>The Kampfening
Kek

What game is this?

are you 8?

New fag detected

I dont know video games

Neopets VI

The neighbors are looking mighty opressed OP....

Call Of Duty 2004

Mario Party 7

It's Kampfeniiiiiiiiing

Meinkraft

Kek

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That faggot with the laptop looks awfully suspicious, OP.