>Be Hitler
>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
>be put into witness protection program
>end up in some shithole called "sunset valley"
>kikes everywhere
>need to stay out of trouble
>maybe focus on my painting
>but so many kikes
>wat do Sup Forums?
Be Hitler
this place is okay I guess.
At least I've got some land to play with.
I'm not supposed to leave the house but my paintings are shit and i'm so bored.
Bumping for potential
become a writer, make a sequel to Mein Kampf.
Bump
Mien Kampf 2 electric boogaloo
Good Idea, I'm calling it "Mein Kampf II: The Kampfening"
Having trouble getting used to this gyspsy magic they call a computer
Construct the Führerbunker 2.0
Romance someone of pure blood.
In progress my friend
That's a real Kampfy couch you got there.
When you sit in it, it's like you can't leave. And you just want to eat something.
Keep this alive while "Not Hitler" builds shit
Get a jewish roommate
dubs demand
Bumpy for potential.
This thread has the power to become great.
>Just like Germany
Let me build my goddamn fucking bunker first, needs must.
It's all coming together
I'm fucking dying OP keep this shit up
Also,
DUBS DECIDE WAT DO
Jewish roommate
jew cooker in bunker
oh shit i did it
Trips demands it
MEIN DECOUR
I wanna see how Op can accomplish this
Coming right up.
lure kikes into the oven
Capture a jew, and gas him in the bunker.
Since you have lost your army, you must start again, even if it's only one Jew at a time.
but we're supposed to be staying out of travel.
The bunker is merely for.... safety
Today, OP was not a faggot.
>what is this internet you speak of
>my god
>its full of jews
>lure jews through internet
>make "friends" with jews
>oven
>profit
Host a party and invite all the neighbours and kill everyone who isn't in the perfect master race.
Bonus points for niggers on pikes
Genocidal maniacs need sleep too
>evil slumber
kek
Play the game properly and shut down this thread
Reroll
Legendary bread. And I'm toasting in it. This shit better get capped.
Now to contribute. OP, you need to invite all the kikes over for a house party, then put them all in a box with an oven in it and tap water. They have to roast each other to live.
>open-ended sandbox life simulator
>properly
You really can't have both. There exists no "properly".
Bingo
fuck you guy, i just got mood points for mein kampfy chair
need to go to town and meet some victims first
Wow you're a real faggot aren't you Hitler?
>mein kampfy chair
At least I'm not a nigger.
would make a wonderful show
Are you serious?
He's HITLER.
He's the biggest faggot.
>Genocidal maniac
60 billion trillion hey, faggot
There's no one here, where should I go to meet some kikes
>he's got a point
The bank obviously
check near city hall and the hospital
>Israel has the highest doctor to population rate
okay OP let's save some time for the Jew burning:
control, shift, c that bitch and type testingcheatsenabled true in the bar the pops. right click your mail box and select "make friends with everyone" then go to your friends list and invite everyone who isn't white or Jewish over for a good time.
need more lebensraum
This.
Build an auschwitz
This.
Come on OP. Don't be a complete faggot
good looking out there joseph goebbels, always got my back.
This dude knows whats up
Let the cleansing commence
oh and I forgot to add that you should probably drag the friendship bar all the way to the right (until their best friends) so they actually come to your nazi party
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>be in cryosleep for 70 years at the hands of the U.S. Government
The Soviets captured Berlin genius
Anything for you, mein führer
enabled testing cheats but i can't right click the mailbox
Is that what they told you?
It was possible for the US to capture him. They were sort of allies.
No one but the soviets saw what was inside the bunker.
oh shit my bad i think it's shift click sorry
Maybe if you stopped being a faggot and doing it wrong you would be ok
>Hitler, it's right click
>no
>right-click
chill out man he was given the wrong instructions.
Lmfao
done.
Now we .... Nazi Party
are you using the motherlode cheat?
You got the swastika backwards genius
Is that a swasti-kopter landing pad?
KILL THE NIGGERS FIRST
Find Eva Braun
OP is a strong independent woman and she can draw her swastika however she likes, shitlord.
Could tried slipping out of Berlin and was either captured or surrendered to the western allies
Make a wall around the entire property
He probably would have surrendered the little faggot
The allies executed war criminals too
Better the western allies than the soviets though
Find a man and woman with blond hair and blue eyes, and make them breed to secure the master race
I really hope this thread doesn't die
The Nazi Party will be starting soon. Just gotta fence off the doors to my house so I don't get jew goo all over the place.
>The Kampfening
Kek
What game is this?
are you 8?
New fag detected
I dont know video games
Neopets VI
The neighbors are looking mighty opressed OP....
Call Of Duty 2004
Mario Party 7
It's Kampfeniiiiiiiiing
Meinkraft
Kek
...
That faggot with the laptop looks awfully suspicious, OP.