Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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eat those stair railings

Let out a massive fart

Turn 540degrees and walk away

>Close door
>get my gun
>open door
>kill her

Cum in the bum

I want to cum in my mum

Ask her to leave, it'd be weird if she was there while I was jerking off

Wrong house

wut

...

Cry

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lol
>stay and ask for directions?
and apologise, offer to make up for inconvenience?

take a photo from that angle then post it to Sup Forums asking to find a flaw in that perfect woman's body

>tongue but hole

I'm gay.

Poor bastard. You're missing out.

Fuck her obviously.

Scream HOLY FUCK I HAVE A FUCKING MANSION FOR A BEDROOM and then start buying shitloads of coke and hookers

Lol. Why? That's 1.5 circles!!! You only have to do a 180! What an idiot!

Break and entering is a felony and under the castle doctrine I am legally allowed to shoot to kill. I would probably grab my Tec-9 and kindly ask her to leave.