>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
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eat those stair railings
Let out a massive fart
Turn 540degrees and walk away
>Close door
>get my gun
>open door
>kill her
Cum in the bum
I want to cum in my mum
Ask her to leave, it'd be weird if she was there while I was jerking off
Wrong house
wut
...
Cry
lol
>stay and ask for directions?
and apologise, offer to make up for inconvenience?
take a photo from that angle then post it to Sup Forums asking to find a flaw in that perfect woman's body
>tongue but hole
I'm gay.
Poor bastard. You're missing out.
Fuck her obviously.
Scream HOLY FUCK I HAVE A FUCKING MANSION FOR A BEDROOM and then start buying shitloads of coke and hookers
Lol. Why? That's 1.5 circles!!! You only have to do a 180! What an idiot!
Break and entering is a felony and under the castle doctrine I am legally allowed to shoot to kill. I would probably grab my Tec-9 and kindly ask her to leave.