Odd couples
Odd couples
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I'd like to taste her snozzberries if you know what I mean
me on right
> odd couple
That's a perfect "couple".
Cate's husband is a confident bastard though, nuff respect.
I bet he gets 3x pleasure fucking her.
1. The pleasure of fucking.
2. The pleasure of knowing that he's actually fucking someone that thousands of people fap to.
3. The pleasure of knowing he's screwing a really hot woman even though he's ugly as shit.
Lucky bastard.
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She recalls to the March issue of the UK edition of Cosmopolitan: 'Geoffrey walked in and I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ He had amazing hair and was all dishevelled - he was running late and everyone was waiting for him. He just came in with this very high energy.
'He was just charming, funny and very magnetic. I got his number that night under the pretence of, "We could just be friends." And of course I immediately went home and Googled him.'
>you will never pull pussy like this
Does this mean we have a chance with our waifus /tv?
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I call BS. Where is the source?
JUST
Would you get pleasure watching them go at it?
>She recalls to the March issue of the UK edition of Cosmopolitan
nigga...
If you're ugly you have to be charming, successful, or talented. So if youre one of those sure
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0.5/3
Almost there.
I know that, but like a link. Sometimes people make up quotes on the internet.
Looks like he's escorting his daughter to her Quinceañera
That's not odd my nigga is just high test
Beckinsale literally cheated on him with the director of Underworld, while they were BOTH working on it.
She later divorced Sheen, got full custody of their daughter and took some money from him.
Learn how to google m8
or rich
I bet she sucks a mean dick and makes some great food.
based Pierce
>odd couple
fuck everyone in this thread
Poor bastard, she looked like this before they married. I would divorce her ass desu
But he has a feeder fetish
Is that the poo in loo from Devil by Shamalamadingdong?
I think he's gay and she is just his beard, tho
Not even american but I still would. At least most of the weight is in good places
Not that user but hell, I'd sell all my not vital organs just to masturbate to them fucking.
he loves it m8
That's covered with successful.
I'd rather see her get blacked than with that ugly fucker
Can you imagine a nigger cupping her huge fat pale white tits?
I bet he cums hard with her jiggling all over his dick. I know I would.
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whoa mass effect andromeda lets walk the red carpet as the shepard himself...whoa
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>he's gay and she is just his beard, tho
True, despite all this equality bullshit I doubt he would have gotten cast as Wolverine if he was openly gay
Nigga, I genuinely prefer her now. Beautifully thick
I think he loves getting pegged
>thick
Nah, just fat. It's fine if you want to be a chubby chaser, but don't pull shit like "high test" or "curvy", she's fat, you like fat chicks, that's all.
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>marries a woman 14 years older than him
>has never been romantically linked to any woman other than his wife
>wife has never been romantically linked to any man other than Hugh
>only has adopted children
>has won a Tony award for musical theater
Yeah, she's definitely a beard, Hugh Jackman is the Rock Hudson of the 21st century
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She also annihilated Wiseman too. She is on good terms with Sheen actually
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Soo Toon
I like them together but they both vowed never to have kids. But it's their choice. They're cute together.
Just cause your needle dick would snap in her doesn't mean you need to hate
is it true that MEW cheated on her husband?
With a face like that you need to have a dick long enough to poke out the top of those cow tits.
SNOZZBERRIES IS PERENNIAL GOAT FOR PULLING THIS OFF
She lowballed it so he'd overlook her feet.
why does MEW wear eye contacts?
This pic looks wrong for some reason, am I the only one seeing that her head is too big for her body?
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She got it bad for him.
Honestly they look like the sort of people that would be into cuckolding
>"just his beard"?
she's obviously embarrassed by her nigger eyes.
>Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.
There is hope for us yet.
I guess he really does just love her.
Of all the granny feet, Christina's is one of the top 3 or 4.
>fucks his sister on the show
>fucks his mom in real life
POTTERY
Woman looks like she could be his mom.
No wonder he's famous for fucking his sister on tv.
The way this asshole killed his career is amazing.
He could have made a perfect transition into films with some effort
NCW and his wife are both 45. Why do men age so much better?
hugh jackman and his wife
anyone tell me thats NOT a glasseye.
also, she looks unkempt.
I like his loyalty
t. virgins
DELETE THIS
no one gives a fuck about your fetish.Im sure some fag would like her more if she had no legs.
not odd at all
that looks like the guy from Tears from Fears, which isn't exactly a bad thing since Tears for Fears is fucking amazing.
He punched some female bus driver while he was drunk. He's slowly becoming his on screen character, I wouldn't be surprised if he was shouting "we have to go back" while he did it
these two make me genuinely angry
why do my brown-eyed waifus have such shit taste in guys
underrated post.
Post eva green
I think she had some bad plastic surgery and it made her look older.
Just like Michael K. Williams.
Depp tried knocking it around to make it smaller and look where it got him
what a piece of shit really
Kek, I'll respect him and Mel Gibson even if it's true.
The Beaver was a good last movie for Mel.
>2016
>using spaces
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Both meh, they deserve each other.
>Mel Brooks as a trap
H I G H T E S T
I get it. While he was that fish market face, he seems like the kind of guy who would serve a woman breakfast in bed and be one hell of a cuddler.
Ugh. She's grotesque. How does he stick his dick in that?
I'd give my left testicle to see anyone boning her.
thats some legit fruitcake and his beard, if ive seen one.
Michael Sheen is good looking
B-but /r9k/ told me that you have to be a male model/pro athlete Chad to have cute girls approach you
The only explanation that he went for her instead of Elizabeth Olsen who he starred with twice is
>he's gay
>he has an extreme mommy fetish
Probably reminds him of his mother.