What's your excuse not hiking Mount Everest? My team and I are leaving next month

What's your excuse not hiking Mount Everest? My team and I are leaving next month

Whats your excuse for u and ur teams to not suck each other off fucking faggots

I just want to tell you both good luck. we're all counting on you

it's completely pointless

Articuno isn't there yet.

OP is trying to an hero
Its impossible to climb Everest this time of year

I want to do Aconcagua first.

And it's stupidly expensive.

bullshit

I can solo K2, no oxygen, middle of winter during a storm with nothing but shorts, a pair of flip flops and and a few energy bars

ITT: poorfags who can't afford trip to hike Everest

Because I don't give a shit about climbing a mountain and it doesn't impress me in any way.

Hope you fall into a crevice, so I don't ever have to hear about you climbing everest.

checked and kek

Mt. Everest is one of the easiest 8,000m . rather solo k2 north wall

Nobody climbs Everest in October. Try harder.

...and on the North Wall

how much it cost? I can guarantee I don't have it lying around here.

Because while it's a nice achievement, you don't really get very much out of it aside from bragging rights. There are plenty of other goals that are less likely to cause you to die that will teach you more valuable life lessons along with the bonus of material wealth or more pleasant experiences than climbing a frigid fucking mountain.

That said, if you aren't being a lying faggot, good luck op.

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whoa, quads just wished you luck OP. you're probably gonna have a sweet orgy at the peak or something

there's literally no reward in doing so

>inb4 dopamine rush/sense of achievement

you can get a much better feeling from drugs and much cheaper

There's literally no good reason to climb everest.

or a horrible death

We're you in a waiting list to do the climb?

I'm poor